Conspiracy Theory of The Day: First Mumias Sugar Now Someone is Messing with #Kakamega Chickens!!!

When I first heard sometime in August that the Kakamega County Governor had declared a state of emergency on a shortage of chicken in the county I laughed it off. This was clearly a case of some governor up to mischief and seeking ways to bloat or account to budgetary misappropriations.

Now it seems the soft spoken guy was serious. As someone from the county, I feel justified to use the perennial political fallback line ‘someone is out to finish us’ (culturally, socially and totally).

Two things are always present in any homestead in Kakamega and to a larger extent, the Western region, a few plants of sugar cane and some fowls, that the demand should be that high to get to an emergency situation is close to fictional at the very least. Listening to the suggestions being offered as a solution the whole conspiracy plan becomes clearer. There is a plan to finish the indigenous species and feed us with those broilers in an attempt to tame the free creative and assertive Luhya spirit. The idea of improved kienyeji breed does not even start holding water, ati they are softer to cook! Something is a foot #KakamegaChickens