Dear Corazon Kwamboka, Having A Big Butt Does Not Give You Permission To Post Nonsense On Social Media (Sponsor Ni Sponsor Tu)

Yesterday, Corazon Kwamboka, the famous-for-nothing chic who has a funny face and swelling behind decided to be the Martin Luther King of socialites. Yes, she felt that socialites together with young money hungry girls were being oppressed and subjected to undeserved scorn by the public just because they were hanging out with old rich men.

Corazon argued that when a young girl is pictured cuddling and having fun times with an ogre-visaged man who looks older than her ancestors, it doesn’t necessarily mean that the guy is her ‘sponsor’ Corazon further argued that having fun with an elderly human doesn’t mean he’s paying her for sex

Okay, now listen up Corazon. Place your badonkadoink on the chair and let me educate you on a few things. It’s sweet that you decided to champion for the rights of your fellow punani vendors. It’s very sweet indeed. Can I get an ‘awwwwww’?

Now here’s the truth – we are not stupid. Here’s the other truth, the world treats you according to the way you portray yourself. We are well aware that the job description of socialites is bed-hopping. You won’t convince us otherwise. While other women are working hard and advancing in solid careers, you girls are busy hobnobbing with grandfathers for a few dollars.

Let me now examine what you posted on your Instagram post

First point: Maybe it’s her job to take care of the man

Oh yeah….Maybe it’s her job. It’s her job to service him. It’s her job to open her legs and mouth and accept whatever is coming in without complaint. That one I agree.

Second point: Maybe it’s her relative

I can’t help but marvel at the disingenuous absurdity of this statement. The guy is white and the girl is black. If those two are relatives, then Taylor Swift is also my relative. And so is Jason Stratham and Donald Trump. Taylor is my cousin from Busia. Jason Stratham is my annoying uncle from.Bungoma and Donald Trump is my grandfather. Awesome

Third point: Maybe the guy is sickly or too old

No man is too old for lungula. Maybe the guy is indeed sick. Probably yes, he’s sick in the head because he goes around sleeping with young girls

Fourth point: Maybe the girl is just being compassionate and lending a helping hand

Really? How about being compassionate and lending a helping hole? That should have been the right descriptor. Donge?

Fifth point: ‘Msiniattack’

Oh we will attack you Corazon. A big butt is not a masters degree. It doesn’t give you the right to stay stupid things as you wish. So since decided to justify the trade, it’s now okay for young bishes can now jump around saying “Let’s all roll with old rich men without the society judging us.”

Hell no. We’ll judge you from the time Wafula’s cock crows to the time Swaleh Mdoe reads news in the evening. In other words, from dusk till dawn. We’ll judge you until the apocalypse is here. Brace yourselves.