Dear Corazon Kwamboka, No More Twerking in 2015 Please. It’s Outdated….Go Learn How To Speak Fluent English First
You might be wondering why the self-absorbing Corazon Kwamboka rarely appears in interviews. Well, the truth is that the socialite with an adored derriere is not very articulate. She doesn’t know how to arrange phrases, verbs and nouns while speaking. Her words come out like poorly produced music. For a person who has studied Law, that’s quite shocking.
Every time I see a see a socialite’s photo or video, i always radiate a palpable frisson of disgust. I mean, why do all of them have a strikingly similar modus operandi which just involves pumping the internet with unsatisfactory eye candy? What happened to creativity?
A few days ago, Corazon posted a video of herself at a party, twerking again. Oh dear.Yaaaawn!!! I thought we had seen enough of the amateur motion clips. The moment I saw it, my eyes revolted and literally yelled, “Do something Etemesi. This has to stop.” Corazon, you can’t just throw the layers of your extended butt here and there then call that talent or hustle.
Corazon please, go shake that thing for your man. Or is it men? Yes, I think so. Go shake that thing for your men. Most of us have seen better assets than what you are showing us.. We understand that you need social affirmation to feel good about yourself but give us something new maybe. But are you really bright enough o come up with something new> let’s wait and see.
Mortals such as Corazon Kwamboka are the ones that contribute to the idea of chauvinism and women being viewed as nothing more than their looks. We were doing so well as a society. Many women wanted to be doctors and engineers but then the likes of Vera and Corazon emerged. Now young girls are scrapping their original dreams to follow into the footsteps of these socialites who seem to be having a better life than the traditional professionals
Let’s encourage all women to seek powerful, sustainable and fulfilling ways to break the Internet and the bank by using the minds instead of their bodies.
