Disgusting Confessions Of Child Molesters On Classic 105 FM With Maina And King’ang’i

Today in the morning i came to appreciate just how hard Maina and King’ang’i’s jobs are! They have to play Sigmund Freud to some of Kenya’s most twisted and sexually perverse minds! Today’s topic touched on men who have slept with underage girls or as Baba Ghafla and i call them, jail-bait!

Jail bait refers to lasses who are maybe 16 but look 21. The lasses you find at clubs drinking nothing but soda until you offer to buy them a drink. The lasses who look legal but in reality aren’t. That is as Americans call it, statutory rape.

Bleurgh! What shocked me more than the lecherous leprous leering disgusting men calling in to brag about their conquests were the women who called in to say that they were once said girls and that being that girl was a badge of honour for them.

The male callers generally called in to say they had been in situations where after a one night stand with a lass, they found out that the lass was only 16yrs old when the mami comes to let the chap know she’s pregnant.

Don’t get me wrong, jail-bait scenarios are regrettable. They suck. And the victim really is the lad. Period. The lass in question is a young Jezebel in training. Period. The foolish men’s only crime is not using a condom with a one night stand! They are only guilty of stupidity.

But today’s cadre of callers were people saying they had actively pursued girls as young as class 7 pupils! Why? They called in to gloat about falling inlove with and carrying on with girls who were in form 1.

Only 2 callers were Kenyans i’m proud to call compatriots. The first was a man who called in to say he loaned a class 8 pupil his phone and found that she was setting up a shag date with her boyfriend. He reported her to her father. The second was a mother who called in to say that her daughters thank her for protecting them from the predatory men around.

And for the record men, Uncle Chim Tuna has to get a word in edgewise. A man is a hunter. A hunter is only famous for bringing down the most dangerous, difficult and biggest prey. Not for hunting cubs and rats. If you abuse children, you are simply a disgusting rat-catcher. A blight to Kenya’s conscience! Read more Maina and King’ang’i in the morning stories here.