Fidel’s Final Send Off: The Funeral Budget Will Astound You.

The son of one of the most phenomenal States-man to ever exist in Kenyan History will be interred tomorrow, Saturday 10th at their rural home in Bondo. The late Fidel passed on last weekend under unclear circumstances. The investigations have not yielded anything and are still on-going. 

To show off their appreciation for the 40 plus years that they spent with the fallen prince, the family is giving him a send off worthy of the king he never lived long enough to become. The Family has prepared a 15 million plus budget to cater for the 10,000 mourners who are expected to attend the final send off. A large chunk of the budget goes towards buying food and drinks as well as  offer transport services  for the funeral. 

Hail Thee And Farewell Fidel