Five Things to never tell a DJ in a club

Listen and listen carefully… or in this case, read and read generously.

Due to my nature of hard raeving(as my palz call it), I have come to be an expert on how to please and piss-off Djs, but for my love for these music gurus, I will only give but a few things that you should never tell a DJ. You will figure out the rest on your own.

1. “Punguza sauti!”… as intoxicated as you are, you should try as hard as possible not to say this to the Dj, because you probably not okay. You should have stayed home with your sterio palito.

2. “Play me that song that goes like…” You should realise that Djaying is a professional like any other, and therefore there is something called planning. Most DJs have a playlist that they follow after they practiced, to ensure they hype their fans. Requesting a song, especially one that is on its way really pisses them off. Just go there when it’s request time. You make it worse by saying “I’m the one who told him to blend it with that song!”.

3. “We’re never coming back here if you don’t play our track.”. Honestly, the DJ doesn’t care. wether you come or not, he/she will still get paid.

4. “How much do they pay you for this?”…noboby asked you how much you earn, so please just mind your own business.

5. “You suck!”… If you realy have to say this, watch out for the bouncers. If they are near and you still go ahead and say it… that’s just plain stupid.

I dedicate this Konshens track to our awesome DJs.