Ghafla Confessions: How Popular Rapper Tried to Take Away My girl but Ended up Failing Terribly….I Can’t Stop Laughing

For the last couple of weeks we have been battling with rude awakening in Kenyan rap the point of contention being who is the ultimate king? This has been followed by massive shows of bravado from diss tracks to major online slays but Kenyans are yet to decide. So good luck to the concerned parties….

Actually good luck to many of them as they harbouring in very sad and dark places. Like one whom I met in a popular club outside town the other day. It was an easy night, I was in a good mood, had some money in pocket and well this lass was looking exceptional in a brocade body con dress with marching ankle strap heels and with banging body that makes Pierra Makena look like a joke.  Did I say that face was so flawless it would make Anita Nderu start doubting herself?

Picture her and the bottle of Bacardi on my table and it will make perfect sense why all the fellas in the club wanted to be me. The night was winding up nice and easy and I couldn’t wait for the end…..It would be a pleasing one with all the vivid pictures going through my head.

But that was not until this particular rapper came into the place like he owned it and disrupted everything. Since we know each other, he came over to say hi of course and I could see him sizing up my girl. She seemed to enjoy it too but I downplayed it…I had faith in my game.

I stepped into the loo to try and calm my nerves just to get back to my table and not find my girl. I shoot a glance in the VIP and that’s when I see her getting cozy with the rapper, actually she was entertaining the whole entourage. I beckon her to come back and she does, unwillingly though and she claims that she was just taking selfies for her instagram. “ Yeah right” I say. That’s when she gets defensive and claims I was being a tad too clingy and protective and she didn’t appreciate it.

But let me ask you people, aren’t I supposed to be like that after all the work I had to put in to get us there, the money I had spent? My ego is too big to deal with that kind of crap so I urged her to get back to the rapper, I didn’t give a cahoots a$$ anyway. This was supposed to be a guilt tripping ploy but it seems the lass couldn’t wait to do it. She bounced immediately leaving me outspoken.

What the hell? And was that the unnamed rapper mocking me? I hurried up with my drink and left the spot having accepted that was one of those nights. I veered off in the opposite direction to hit the gas station before heading home and on my way back to head to digs I stumble upon the said rapper and the lass deep into an argument outside the club.

Apparently his German machine had failed to start and the lass was getting a little impatient and embarrassed. Plus the heavy rain wasn’t helping the situation as she had been asked to step out and help push the vehicle ruining her ‘expensive” dress.

I pulled over in my brand new red swanky car and Rita couldn’t be more excited to see me. She ran over planting a heavy kiss on my lips before rushing to the passenger seat while profusely apologizing for what she had done. I forgave her of course; she was a perfect 10 before swerving off while laughing all the way to my house….ooh and to the said rapper of course and trust me it ended being an epic night if you know what I mean.

The red car saved my day and I didn’t even spend a penny on it, it was all courtesy of Smartika na Airtel campaign. All I did look out for a daily SMS which Airtel will send you, with your 5X target for the day. Once that is settled, make sure you Call, SMS and access data from your Airtel line so as to reach and ‘Fikisha’ your 5X target for the day

Once you FIKISHA your 5X target, you will get a Confirmation SMS on target achievement, as well as a complimentary 500% airtime bonus to use across all networks. You can use the 500% airtime bonus to browse, SMS and make calls across all networks.

You will then be automatically entered into the daily draw for a chance to win a Toyota Axio, as well as other daily cash and airtime prizes.

You should try it too and steal these rappers girlfriends as well.