Holiday Madness: Oduor from Pipeline Get’s Dumped for an Old Guy After Promising to Take Girlfriend to Mauritius for Christmas and Now He Can’t Afford. Sad!
Christmas is here people! Let me guess, you hadn’t planned for it had you? I know the year tends to move a little too fast that is expected and now here we are, with loads and loads of unfulfilled promises. I hope your promises were not as exaggerated as my friend’s Oduor though?
Last year in the heat of passion with his new found lass promised that they would be spending this year’s festive season somewhere in Mauritius; to him it wasn’t that serious…it’s just one of those things you say in the middle of….you know what….because it’s just so sweet. Lesson 1 in dealing with women, they never forget.
So here we are now and Oduor has nothing….he can’t even afford a road trip Naivasha and the lass in hearing none of it. Actually she’s threatening to elope with some old guy who has been making moves on her for the longest time now….at least he can afford a night of debauchery at Malindi which is much more enthralling than spending Christmas at the local nursing a black ice. Now Oduor is on the brink of depression and he has even stopped eating.
As his boys we feel for him but what can we do? We are all in the same predicament. Just so many responsibilities and very little money to spend; the country is in a cash crunch remember? I bet your mum needs a new dress, your old man a 12 year old bottle of Chivas regal and well your significant other, I think everything.
But in the wake of all this woes, there is at least something to look forward to….a splendid time with family enjoying some scrumptious chicken and it’s all courtesy of Kaymu. I was there perusing the interwebs for some holiday offers and I stumbled upon their exciting offer.
So apparently starting today until the 22nd, they will be giving out a free chicken to one lucky winner. And that’s not even the best part; the exciting part is how easily you can become a winner. The chicken will be hidden in the various categories so you can easily spot them as you go through the website for more of their out of the world holiday offers.
Omosh- the name of the first chicken to be given out is up for grabs as we speak so stop wasting time here, rush and scoop him of course as you await for the Mbuzi which will given on the 23rd. That might be the only thing left to save your holiday cheer!
