“I Like the Smell the Of A Used Condom, Sometimes I Even Taste It!” Freaky TV Presenter Confesses
We all have that weird habit that we like to keep under a veil of secrecy.
But this former TV presenter has decided that it’s about time she made her weird habits public.Elizabeth Irungu recently confessed that when she has sex with a man she loves, she usually offers to throw the condom so that she can smell it and stare at it. But that is not all; apparently she once stored a used condom in her closet for a WHOLE week.
Check out the unusual confession below.
ATTENTION!!! ADULTS ONLY! 18+
What is ur most weird behavior? One that you can term “abit disgusting”…”abit freaky” (or alot LOL!) Yet fascinating at the same time? & u don’t even know why u do it hahaha #Laugh_out_loud wee hujipata tu umedoo like impulsivity!!! What is it if I may kindly ask?Please woishe tell me
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Don’t be shy aki woiye! Don’t fear being judged! I won’t judge you, I promise & if others read & comment with judgement shauri yao! SO WHAT? Never care about judgemental ppl, i never have coz they’re just psychos on the loose anyways! They think they are advocates of God-knows-what!!! Lol! Si they judge me daily na bado tu niko hai! U won’t die coz of being judged by a bunch of strangers on social media,promise u dear
smile emoticonI’ll start with mine (abit embarrasing tho esp. Coz nobody knows i secretly do this! hehe!) Yaani tuseme ni kama siri yangu natoboa leo terengggg hehe!Ok whenever I love a guy,nikiwa truly into him,after sex, I usually pretend to volunteer going to throw away the condom while he sleeps but I don’t actually throw it away immediately,I just stand kwa dustbin holding it & closely studying it (freak much? I know LOL!) I just feel it is sooo special to me! The smell of it,the weight of his cum,the color,its texture! Wow! So interesting indeed! I just feel soooo in love with him at that moment! The feeling overwhelms me staring at it thinking to myself,”damn yaani i made this guy cum? gai! Wah Wah wah! yaani this is his, imetoka ndani yake for me? like how did it travel all the way from his body to this wrapper right here? May God bless him forever! Bless the work of his sperms! Cover his dic with glory & the blood of Jesus! May goodness & mercies follow him & his dudu all the days of his life amen”
smile emoticonthen I don’t literally throw it away I respectfully slowly place it down kwa dustbin kwa heshima na utaratibu fulani coz like, I donno I feel really fascinated by it all.So i shoom it,gentle kiss
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& say goodbye to the c.d!Altho i might even taste it kidogo kinjaro inakuwanga chumvi chumvi hivi! Kwanza the love of my life (aka.”Abduba”) hmmmm i kept the C.D for a week in my wardrobe! Every morning i would just look at it before going to work & say a silent prayer for it & for his dudu wherever it was.It was hard letting that C.D go but finally nikatupa tu! OKAY LET ME STOP THIS STORO HERE BEFORE I DISGUST YOU TO DEATH! Hahahaha I’m a weirdo like that Loool! I KNOW!!! Pole if u are having supper right now yikes! Hope I didn’t make u puke out all ur food!
smile emoticonOkay now it is ur turn….please tell me yours! Aki woiyeeee usiskieh haya kusema! Si me nisema yangu na vile ni graphic! Yako ni? Picking ur nose when no one is looking? Or scratching ur privates in public places? Farting in elevators? Stealing women’s underwear? What is ur weirdness? Everyone has one! Even Rihanna has a porn fettish she confessed to! & Obama smells his socks akitoa before arushe kwa nguo chafu! Sema tu yako! Pleeeease! puwwwwiiizzzzzzz!
