In Maina Kageni’s First Article For Nation Media Group, He Picks On Arsenal

The hot news of today is that Maina Kageni is off to Nation Media Group. If you don’t know, click here to find out about the scoop. Now we’ve found out that he’s going to be writing for Nation Media Group’s new bi-weekly sports publication, Sporton! Here is an excerpt from his first article:

WOEFUL ARSENAL WERE BOXED, BULLIED AND BATTERED AT HOME

Size 8 situation

I’ve got a new telly show I’m starting called “Ujinga Ni?” and you are all a perfect fit. What was Laurent Koscielny thinking grabbing Edin Dzeko around the waist with both hands in the six-yard box knowing full well he was the last defender?

Kijana, this isn’t a Mugithi dance. From then on, Arsenal were boxed, bullied, brutalised and battered. But just like that one pal with the Size 8 situation, you just shake your head and walk away but stay friends just coz your other friends like him(sigh!)…

For the rest of the article, grab yourself a copy of Sporton! today. It’s only 30bob.