Jaguar Now Officially The Wealthiest Male Celebrity In East Africa!

Jaguar is officially the wealthiest celebrity in East Africa! And I’m sure the usual haters are drinking bile about this assertion but tough titty said the kitty but the milk’s still fresh! And yes indeed my good sir, believe what I’m saying when i say that Jaguar is the wealthiest artist in East Africa!

Why? Well, why don’t we talk about this boys toys:

Jaguar has recently acquired a Cessna plane. And he acquired it at the modest cost of 18million shillings. Yep, 18mill only. And what about his Bentley? Well, it’s sitting pretty at his garage. When he isn’t using it to shoot opulent music videos that is.

And then there is the fact that he already has 4 other luxury cars in his drive way. How do we know this? Well, our source will forever be protected. Right Kamau? But away from that, our source gave us tis gem about Jaguar’s cars.

1. A silver Range Rover Sport (Cost:8million)

2. A black Mercedes E240 (Cost:5million)

3. A beige BMW 5-Series (Cost:5million)

4. A Toyota Mark X (Cost: 2million)

Yet even then Kenyans were doubting Thomases. and feel free top correct me if I’m wrong but no one enjoys the sweat off his brow like this guy Jaguar. And for everyone who loves questioning Ghafla, allow me to say that this is my opinion!