Jalang’o shares desperate friend’s love letter to Janet Mbugua

The lengths that a man would go for a woman, even by a long shot, is just crazy.

Thousands of men out there love watching the news particularly for a certain anchor that they have had their eyes on for a long time, salivating with every bit of information that is impacted on them by these beautiful ladies. Religiously watching the news every single day with no concern whatsoever of what is being said.

Jalang’o came across a letter written by a man who is very much into Janet Mbugua, and could not resist sharing it. So could we. Check it out.

Dear Janet Mbugua,

I have attempted to suppress my feelings since Monday 9PM but that effort has been subjected to futility. Yawaa I comprehend that just like Lilian Muli, you are also matrimonially abducted and as such, I should mutilate any hopes of pursuing your affection. Nevertheless my corneas still detect and appreciate that both of you oozes aesthetics in gigantic proportions, both of you not only radiate but also advertise beauty via minimal effort. Yawaaa indeed it is correct that birds of the same feather locomote in unison.

On that day, Monday 21st January 2013, 2100Hrs The regalia u embedded on your body laminated your anatomy in a cohesive and jealous manner. It stalked your physique, tracing every contour that is depicted in your fauna. Manners has barred me from oozing positive appreciation towards your mammary glands in public domain, but your hips will not be accosted similar amnesty. Woman, yawaa flesh has resided in your pelvic areas in an inciting manner; the bulging of ur hips at the periphery of your posterior ial mass is unanimously seductive, its mere sight alerts the organs that inhabits my loins. I emit appreciation towards the plateau existing in your front abdominal as your stomach does not custod overlapping intestines (tyres). Yawaaa u were chiseled yawaaa!!!

Despite the fact that you are vertically endowed thereby raising your center of gravity hence making you vulnerable to falling, irony has sided with you by condemning my heart to be the one to succumb to gravitational pull. I have fallen. Yawaa because of you, I just imported a plasma 67” 3D spectrum colour television from Australia that is charged with the onus of airing only news that is being relinquished by the tongue that is tethered in close proximity to ur alluring face.

Yours sincerely
Opiyo.