Kenyan Girls Are Pathetic Dressers, Who Need To Get A Life.

Kenyan Girls are generally poor-pathetic dressers who need to get  a life, They are fond of  copying every other retarded style from the internet, drag whatever print or motif  they find a fancy for and wear it to work, party or to a date with a man that they plan to milk off.

But It its none of my business. 

The men (include me here) are practically on another level that I have no intention of ranting about,lets talk about women because as a society we have learnt to objectify them, and objectify them we will,This is the reason why you see us cursing photos of naked women by the day while ogling at them in the cover of the darkness away from the prying eyes! How convenient. 

1. Kenya  Women Don’t Know How To Dress Their Bodies. 

Fat people should never tight clothes-especially if the have those voluptous chunks of flesh that scream in urgency.. We need to go to the Gym! , leave the tight elegant dresses for people who can actually pull off the look, no need to look like sat-on croissant. knowing how to dress your body is as important as learning to spell your name, It is Vital. While you have to commend plus size women who know how to dress the curves.

Thin or lithe girls can be found skipping in the streets showcasing  bone in reckless abandon, oblivious of the ghastly images they conjure, the image of girls who seriously need a good meal and a great deal of fattening up.  I mean thin girls should try skater skirts! 

2. Girls With Potties should never wear tight tops because they look bad, and looking bad is not good for a woman because all women and flowers and chocolate were created to look nice, not to look like butter that has melted on one side. 

3.If you don’t know how to match the handbag to your outfit’s color palette, leave the expensive bag at home, because Tonny said that your attempt at color blocking was a bad fail, I know  you will all agree that you find it nauseating for women to carry oddly huge bags whose color combination can only exist in your imagination. 

4. Girls who shave half of their heads while sporting weaves or braids on the other half should get their priorities right!- If you decide to eat pie or indulge in any other culinary delights that tickle your fancy,just finish the damn meal,if you decide to shave your oblong head, do it all the way and don’t give us hints of “identity crises”  Of  course it may be called Fashion, but a half cooked pie is not considered Fashionable.

5.Girls with Piercings all over their faces are not cool at all, they look like members of cults and should be rounded up and carted of to a correctional facility. The rain started beating us when we allowed our women to be lured into the falsehood that there is beauty in nose-rings.

6.Make up needs a serious make over: I admit that there are a lot of women who know how to “make-up” but some Still have their heads up their large intestines-Having your head up your large intestines is not cool, In the clamor of plastic beauty, our women have lost it, a fat lot of good  that the clamor for beauty has done our women! Leave the make-up to the professional or just take classes. 

Be simple woman! There is an edge to be hacked in simplicity, know how to dress your body -or just ask if you are a little too dumb to figure it out on your own.

For Pete’s sake  realize that the best clothes are not exactly the most elegant and that  designer outfits have never  fixed an ugly face, that bathing in make-up wont make you look like Kate Winslet.