Kenyans Continue to Make A Mockery Of International Media

While things have been somewhat strange on the political front, that did not stop patriotic Kenyans on twitter (KOT) from ridiculing the international media because of the violent rhetoric their stories contained. CNN in particular was the butt of many a joke, and someone even went ahead to write them an open letter. Nima of CNN must really rue the day she decided to post that piece about Kenya. But I digress.

Kenyans are brilliant there is no denying that, and twitter and memes have gone a long way in proving that simple fact. Below is another meme followed by funny translations that are all the rage in social media. The way the originator juxtaposed Kenyan celebs and ‘violence’ underscores the humour.

CNN translations

1.Dj Bunduki – Armed with Grenades looking like headphones, and disks with sound effects of bullets and breaking glass, may sometimes be heard saying “ikibamba sana wapi nduru weuweeeee”

2.Risasi – almost the same as the above, but not as dangerous as him. Is not commonly known since he is mostly an underground rapper.

3.Cannibal – said to be a carnivorous man, i.e may eat people at any time. His weapons of mass destruction are his teeth.

4.DNA – said to be inciting kenyans by carrying what kenyans call “fimbo” and chanting “fimbo chapa”

5.Jaguar – this citizen is said to be using his hand to slap people on their behalf. This is proven by the fact that he is heard saying “nawapigia makofi…. eeeh….makofi…. eeeh…. makofi eeeeh”

6.Size 8: A known arsonist (she is that hot), has vowed to set things on fire today and errday. Has been heard saying “Leo kutawaka moto, moto faya”

What say you?