Larry Asego Uses Supreme Court As Excuse To Abscond Work Then Demands Pay

It seems Larry Asego has the coolest boss ever (I hope my boss won’t read this) because he’s always been on his case. If not trying to convince him to use his (boss’) office for a party, he is demanding to be paid before the elections.

Well, the elections are over but Larry and his colleagues are still malingering arguing that they have taken up roles at the Supreme Court. He then goes ahead to ask the boss to pay them for the days he has been off.

Here’s the rest of the story;

Dear boss, wassup you guy. Yaani you’re the illest. As in post election illest. Not illest as in of unwell but as in of no one be like that one of p-square. Not mathematically but as in you’re the top dog but not that of dog food. Nway just wanted to tell you we didn’t come to work this week because we were working with the supreme court, they asked us to count ballots so we are doing our duty to the nation. As in those ones of patriots like Brave heart. Brave heart is a movie of men in skirts and no underwear. So please tell NJoro the accountant to stop those ones of deducting salary ati we missed work. Infact Johnny was asked to.do the swearing in of senators but there was a problem with his certificate of qualification. Kumbe gava doesn’t recognize illuminati documents. He is pissed bad. Not pissed bad as in of rotten urine, but as in of mad bad. Vomiting Joyce aka vomz is consoling him msmall msmall. Atleast she is not vomzing anymore. Last time she vomzed was a week ago. She hates the name Vomz and want us to call her Mama Yao, but nobody wants to be mtoto yake. She’s such a langa hehehehehee. A langa is a lose woman. Not lose as in clothes. Kama is organizing a ka post election meat burning at his digz. Not digz as in of kulima but as in home. He lives in Okongo. Okongo is a place where chobo ua was invented. Chobo ua is a game where you are killed if.you joke around. But not killed for true, as in of nearly dead. Anyway he wants you to come to his meat burning. But call him first before you come he has to hide the copier he stole from office hihihiii he is such a douche bag. Hahahahaa. By the way tell Njoro the accountant to stop those ones of useless of deducting our salo, tell him about that brave heart thing we spoke of up there. If he doesnt want tell him Johnny will katia his tea gal girlfriend. He is illuminati.
Nway we gave to go to supreme court they need us. We are amicus de koti. Tell Njoro accountant he will be our enemis falas. Khikhikhikhiii.
Cheers boss. You are the illest. As in of post election illest