Larry Asego’s Second Meeting With Neighbours Finally Takes Off

After writing a hilarious letter to his boss requesting to use his office for a party, Larry Asego went on to hold a meeting to address his mischievous neighbours and we thought that was the end of it. However, it’s now apparent that the neighbours developed a new oddity especially after Valentine’s Day and the Presidential debate, and being a good neighbor he is, Larry called for a meeting to resolve these issues.

Take a look at the minutes from the meeting;

Pulot 16 Kamitii Meating
Agenda One – Post Valentine Syndrome
Agenda Two – Mama Kanyonyo’s speaker
Agenda Thirii –

Dear Pulot members, it was discussed that the post valentine analysis must resolve to find Mr. Kanja of house number 12 a woman by next year. This business of sitting outside your house at night calling out majirani’s names asking if they are having fun is unaccewhat…unacceptable. How do you mess up concentration because you have no what…no one. Ati, baba Boi nasikia unafurahia Valentine hapo then you laugh like a goat. Otafukuswa from this puwhat…pulot. Still on valentine matters, please that new girl house number 17, toa maua kwa dirisa. Valentine finised daaaays awhat, ago. Those things are so dry onaleta umbu ya what, ya mosquitwhat, mosquito. Na nani ojui wewe olinunua maua yourself, okajitumia via Omondi the watchman. We know these things, hata sisi olifanya hiyo. Members laughed at the new girl on house number 17.

In the course of the meating, it came to our attenson that Mama Kanyonyo’s supeakers are causing noise. We know you got a new woofer ya jerrican ya 20litres omeweka supeaker ndani, but please, reduce the volume of your radio. But we have to congratulate Mr. Kanyonyo, finally olinunua wallet ya mama, kwa hivo pesa is no longer stored in the bossom account. Members clapped for Mr. Kanyonyo.

Agenda thirii was on matters debate. Please, during presidential debate, all pulot members to be indoors by 7pm latest. Okikuja after debate omeansa you will not only disturb Omondi the watchman who also wants to watch the debate, but you will also disturb aerial ya Bwana Hamisi house number 1 and you all know house number 2,3,4,5 and 6 depend on that aerial. So avoid knocking gate na ngufu, itasumbua what? Aerial. Members shook their heads in agreement.
There was AOB – An embarassal to all pulot members was that young man who just moved into house number 21. Please young man, just because your house if farthest from the toilet, omaanisi you can just pee at the door. Kwani dunia ndio urinal yako? Maybe you don’t know but some of us walk muguu bure without slippers osiku and we can’t go back kwa baranget with your liquid on our feet. Tumia choo ama otakatwa pap.

Members sharpened their knives in agreewhat…agreement.

The meating was adwhat…adjourned.

Chairman of Hamisi Aerial Katimii
Act before you are acted upon.