Maina And King’angi At It Again Today: Wives Who Strip Tease.

So Maina has brought up the topic of rigid men after a caller called in to let him know that he was uncomfortable with his girlfriend getting on top of the table to strip tease.

“On my table! Maina! Oh my God! Are you mad? Where i put my food! You’re supposed to tell me to break the marriage and you’re telling me to relax?” Maina was shocked at how rigid the man was but King’ang’i was hilariously contrary saying that she had already qualified and passed the exam. She is now your wife. According to him, the wife is like Rudisha. “Ameshashinda!” “Umevuka border!”.

The caller allegedly felt that his wife was trying to undermine their marriage. And King’ang’i stated that there was a code of conduct married women must abide by once they are in a longtime relationship. When asked whether he would catch feelings if his Mwongeli strp teased for him, King’ang’i went hysterical! “Sasa hapo ni wapi unarudi? What happens if she falls down and breaks her leg and you have to go to the doctor? Ati mzee nini ilifanyik? Alikuwa amepanda meza ku-dance na nilikuwa nimeng’ethia nikiang’alia!”
The first caller was a woman who said that the man was being a rigid idiot. Why is it alright for another woman to dance on his table at the bar and not his wife? A woman should be a freak in the sheets and a lady in the streets.
A man called to ask what about if the two met in church? According to this man, a lady wouldn’t strip in the house. He accused Maina of not knowing what he’s saying because he is single. According to this man, the caller should divorce and look for another woman. Maina asked where his wife gets dressed.

Yet another male caller called in to say that dancing on the table is witchcraft because only witches dance or run around naked. Especially since she is dancing on top of the food table. The table you eat on with your children and your father.
Big Poppa Pumping (?) called in next and started saying that it would be a complete disaster if your children caught sight of your wife dancing and they request the same when your in-laws come for a visit. “Mwanamke ni tabia”! Then he went on his Kikuyu drawl and i switched off.

Yet another man called in to educate us about the difference between a girlfriend and a wife and i begun to remember picking up one of my mummy’s books and reading about something called the “Madonna-Whore” complex. And that is your homework.
Then a gem of a man called in and said that he trying to keep a woman who had an inner freak and boy was he laying elephant sized eggs! This man was pained trying to convince Maina that he had already decided to wife his girlfriend but she had refused to let go of her inner freak and he was at pains!
A lady called in to say that she felt sorry for the man who’d originally called. Did he think sex would stop once he got married? And then he’d stray and get himself a girlfriend.
A really ratchet lass called in to say “Maina wanaume wa Kenya ni mafala!” i switched off.
Another lass called in and said her man gets excited to see her come home. He always asks for a strip tease. According to the lass, her man is really excited to see her dance “uchi” and on top of the water tank and they have a daughter together. Water tank? Uh… huh… moving on…