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Maina And King’angi In The Morning: At What Age Should You Stop Using Styles When Your In Bed With Your Wife?

Today Maina and King’ang’i were in rare form! And if you usually tune into Maina and King’angi in the morning, you know that’s saying alot! Today, Maina was discussing a special case he came across in the standard in which a man in Naivasha only 65 years old is seeking a divorce from his 60yr old wife.

Why? Well, he is contending that she has been denying him his conjugal right! And the lady hasn’t even bothered to deny the accusations; to the contrary! She has come out to say that she has denied him his conjugal rights because off late her husband has been asking for “mastyroz” that have been leaving her aching.

Actually, to quote Maina, she apparently said, “Amekuwa akikuja akiniabia nipiduke hivi na niiname hivo” (He has been asking me to turn this way or contort my body that way). I assure you I haven’t written that with a straight face!
And what was intriguing was the number of callers who called in to support the lady! Women were right at the forefront of telling off their men for thinking they could act out their fantasies with their wives.

That left everyone in the office perplexed because we are wondering whether men should have a second wife or a mistress on the fringes who we can satisfy their men when the urge to do “styroz” becomes overwhelming.

Hmm… I wonder whether my leading lady would allow me to get another lass who can scratch my itch whenever the urge to experiment with Kama Sutra is too great for me to withstand! Ladies, why complain when your man wants to explore uncharted coital territories with you yet you want to divorce him and take half of everything if you find him doing the same with another woman? Read more about Maina and King’ang’i in the morning here.

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Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)