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Maina And King’angi In The Morning: Shock As A Man Calls In To Admit He Wants A Sex Change! King’ang’i Goes Ballistic!

This has to be the most scandalous Maina and King’ang’i in the morning and it’s all thanks to Hillary Ng’etich from Bomet! The man Hillary is a man who wants to undergo a sex change and he called in today to say the same.

Naturally, Maina Kageni was cast in the role of a liberal as King’ang’i played the role of far right-wing conservative! I honestly expected him to start balling out some Christian tunes and verses admonishing MR. Ng’etich for being born the way he was!

The thing is, Hillary Ng’etich called in to comment on the story that has been capturing headlines in Kenya in which an individual who was born a man underwent a sex change and now wants to change his names to feminine ones. Andrew Audrey is his name.
While Maina was all chuckles laughing about Hillary’s admission that he wears lipstick and carries handbags, King’ang’i was uncharacteristically hot under the collar! He was adamant that he was born a man by God’s design and there was no mistake there.

Hillary on his part regaled all of Kenya in a tale about how he was once approached by a lady for a relationship and he (rather brashly) told her that he wasn’t interested in marriage to women or relationships whether sexual or otherwise because he is into men and would someday like to be a woman himself!

At this point I dropped my cuppa Joe! My morning coffee went to waste! Oh how I mourn my loss! But back to the matter at hand. At this point, Maina asked him for his name and when he told them, Maina told him that atleast now he wouldn’t have to change it because Hillary is a unisex name.
King’ang’i on his part asked Ms. Hillary how he has been able to carry on with life as usual wearing lipstick and what not in Bomet let alone Nairobi.

Mr. Andrew Audrey’s college mate called in to say that he was a man. Though he used to wear hipsters and fancy tops and would blow-dry his hair and more inane banter from myopic viewpoints from ignorant Kenyans too scared to see different perspectives and let people live their lives as they see fit.
The lady then went on a tangent calling Hillary a pumbavu, jinga type and advocated for Hillary Ng’etich to be assaulted, “kichapo cha mbwa” was how she put it. wait, isn’t that hatespeech?

 

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