Marya’s Response To Mwafreeka’s Sex Request

Yesterday, hip hop legend Mwafreeka came clean and told me that he would like to have sex with Marya.

Now, I pride myself in being a love doctor of sorts. Whenever someone shows interest in another, and doesn’t have the guts to make a real move, I like to step in and provide a bridge on which the two people can link up. So when I saw Mwafreeka hollaing at Marya from a distance, I knew I had to work my magic once again. Off I went to Twirra, and directly told Marya:

“Hi Marya. Mwafrika has said that he wants to have sex with you. What is your response?”

AND MARYA REPLIED…

“I have no response to that.”

Sorry Mwaf. I tried. You’ll have to spit your own game this time around. As they say, Mwanaume Ni Effort.