NO! Ghafla cannot record music for you. We just won’t/can’t do it, so stop asking

You will not believe half of the retarded enquiries that we receive from callers these days.

Back then when Ghafla!Kenya was getting started, the calls we received were all professional. Shortly after the character Uncle Chim Tuna arrived, we started receiving weird calls with enquiries on how to join the Illuminati. Chimwani handled that very well and the callers are active no more.

As we celebrated our achievement on terminating the ridiculous calls, little did we know we were about to be subjected to a new form of torture: explaining to people who are not willing to understand, that we are not a recording studio but a media house.

This dude today got really pissed off at me as I tried giving him suggestions to some of the best recording studios that we know of. Apparently, Ghafla only chooses its artistes depending on their level of traction.

So, on behalf of Ghafla!Kenya, WE DO NOT RECORD MUSIC, NEITHER DO WE MANAGE ARTISTES. AND NO, WE DON’T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA OF HOW TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATTI.

Thank you!