Open Letter to the Latest Socialite in Town Giving Vera Sidika A Run for Her Dollars

If you’ve been under a rock you’ve missed a lot. So, yesterday a brand new (like a car from DT Dobie) socialite was unveiled.

She has everything men want to see on a lady – a huge derriere – and that seems to be working to her advantage.

However, Corazon Kwamboka AKA Lily Corazon’s entry into the socialite world hasn’t been a smooth landing. Yesterday, Cabu Gah tore into her hard-heartedly as his fans cheered him on.

This morning, Lily Corazon’s name is still causing a stir in the city. Outreach & Fundraising Officer as well as a well-known opionion-maker, Lilian Kwamboka has written to Corazon with a wise counsel.

Lilian Kwamboka

She says;

#CorazonKwamboka,you are a beautiful girl & it’s obvious u are quite endowed,good for you and i mean if we can get someone to dethrone Vera Sidika, i’m down. But here’s the interesting part,you actually have a real career.

If i were you,i’ll be the first ever “socialite” to flaunt my goodies INSIDE my clothes and it’s possible really, borrow a leaf from this ghanian actress #JoselynCanforDumas,you can do it. And it’s perfectly okay to flaunt what ur mama gave u,really it’s fine. Free advise though, just coz you got ass,boobies and hips and shit doesn’ t make u a public figure! Too many socialites,too little role models.

Lawd! i thought the thirst for likes and male attention will never catch up with a lawyer,it’s too early in the game girl, u can quit

Aye or nay?

Photos: buoart