Politicians Take On Each Other on Facebook

The elections are long over and the duly elected President declared by the electoral board. However, the satire about the elections is here to stay.

Earlier today budding controversial rapper Cabu Gah showed the world his humorous side when he came up with this;

MEANWHILE POLITICIANS are tearing into each other on their FACEBOOK WALLS.

MUDAVADI Updates:
“I wish I knew”
Uhuru,Ruto,Balala and 467 other governors and senators LIKE this.

UHURU:
Hehehe,told ya! *Ruto and 185 others LIKE this*

RUTO:
@Uhuru,hehehe,you guy!

MUDAVADI:
@Ruto,whats funny??? Nkt!

RUTO:
@Mudavadi,ai, Everythng! Hahahaha

NGILU:
@Uhuru,hehehe,aki wewe! Spare the guy! @Ruto,ati everything? Hahaha

MUTHAMA:
@Ngilu,hata wewe unacheka Mudavadi? SMDH. Nyani haoni kundule…I thot u lost da senator’s post,

KALONZO:
@Muthama,tihihi,ati nini??

NGILU:
@Muthama,was I talking to You?? Puh-leeeeze! @Kalonzo,so utacheka ALL DAY ama? Btw,i thot uko kotini ,

KALONZO:
@Ngilu,Kortini nikiduu? We send lawyers ,my dia! Unafikiri kwenda kotini ni ka kuchimba borehole? Lol!

MUTULA:
@Kalonzo,pwahahahahahaha! Ebu say that again!

SONKO:
@Kalonzo,ai boss,wacha kucatch mafeelings buda,ni fb!

WAITITU:
@Hehehe,am enjoying the conversation,

BISHOP WANJIRU:
@Waititu,keep enjoying the conversation while KIDERO is enjoying the victory!

WAITITU:
@Wanjiru,are YOU enjoying ANY VICTORY YOURSELF??????

MUNGATANA:
@Wanjiru,we may have lost but aleast we wil b in tha Government!

UHURU:
@Mungatana, hmmmm,okay….

RUTO:
@Uhuru,hahaha,na si unanibamba!

KABOGO:
@Mudavadi,too late 4u bro. Enda ukauze miwa! lol !

RUTO:
@Kabogo,ati miwa?? Pwahahahahah! Man,you just killed it!

MUDAVADI:
@Kabogo,atleast it is LEGAL to sell sugarcanes…..#peddler

KABOGO:
@Mudavadi,peddler my ass! Kwani ni wewe na peddle??

MUDAVADI:
@Ruto, haiya,kwani leo unacheka? I expectd uanze kulia!

NAMWAMBA:
@Mudavadi, pwahahaha,iyo ni kali !!! #crybaby

DIDA:
You should ONLY insult when offended. And when You do,dont over-do it. Leave some space for a reply.

SONKO:
@Dida,weh na wewe hapa sio debate! Peleka ma punchlines Brookside!

MUITE:
@Sonko,ni BrookHOUSE. Sio BrookSIDE. Brookside ni maziwa budah! Hahaha

SONKO:
@Muite,kumbe umeONA iyo makosa?? Hehehe,enyewe uko na MACHO kali boss! Lol!

KUTUNNY:
@Sonko,pwahahahaha! Wah! Iyo ni kali! @Muite,de-activate account buda!

KARUA:
@Muite has a right to be heard and be respected!

NGILU:
@Karua,kumbe Gichugu kuna network ya fb??

WAITITU:
@Ngilu,Buahahahahahaha,aki umeni-murder!@ Karua,iza jo!

KIDERO:
SMDH

KIYAPI:
@Kidero,SMDH too. Ebu twende inbox, hapa ni utoi peke yake!

SHEBESH:
@Kiyapi,mafeelings nayo! Relax buda,ni fb!

KIYAPI:
@Shebesh, yaaaaaaawwwn

SONKO:
@Kiyapi,una yawn na hauna meno??

ORENGO:
@Sönko,pwahahahaha,i’ve never liked you lakini leo jo! Umeni-murder!

MARY WAMBUI:
@Chebes(shebesh) aki ya mungu reo mumeniua! *Dead and Kiriamiti *!

NAMWAMBA:
@Wambui,ni CREMATED. Sio Kiriamiti! Lol !

WAMBUI:
@Sasa wewe Namwaba,unagamba gamba nini hapa? Unajua nirichida kiti ya Othaya wewe? @Chebes,ta reke jooke wíra itana shunwo certificate ya TNA ni Mugambi,pwahahaha

SHEBESH:
@Wambui,pwahahaha,lakini tumia lugha ya taifa hata kama bana! Lol!

WAMBUI:
@Chebes,lugha ya taiva kwani Othaya ni taiva? Pwahahahaha!

*Mudavadi Removes Post*