Rest In Peace English: Comedian Chipukeezy Completely Murders The Queen’s Language

Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to mourn the sudden demise of the English language.

We are also here to pay our last respects and to send off a fallen hero. English was murdered on a cool Friday afternoon by Comedian Chipukeezy on the dusty streets of Instagram. The ‘killer’ is still at large and the federal authorities are yet to locate his whereabouts.

English had a good heart. English gave some of us careers and vices. English showed us how to express ourselves and to let our inner thoughts.  Now we are left reeling I uncertainty. May English’s soul rest in eternal peace. We shall forever remember English. No other language shall be able to climb to the heights scaled by English. The great things done by English shall never be forgotten. We really hope that the perpetrator of this crime, Mr. Chipukeezy will be found and put to justice.

A moment of silence for Englsih

See the evidence of how Mr. Chipukeezy murdered English in order to protect his love

Sad indeed. i urge all you family and friends of English to stay strong during these tough times.