Revealed:2 Chainz is Still In The Country!! (photos)

It was a huge disappointment when 2 chainz missed a flight and ended missing out on an uber-hyped event, the Jameson party, revelers from across the divide were disappointed in a major way, however, the party went on as planned with 2 chainz just being the flaw on an on otherwise flawless arrangement.

I set out to investigate the matter ever so carefully, on my way to the oval Westland’s yesterday  where I had been invited amongst other media personalities for a media briefing.  I came across a two chainz billboard which still stands around tree house,  it bears the caption “2 Chainz sold out”  I was enthralled  at the thought that 2 chainz must have come into the country secretly and was planning anarchy as we moved about in oblivion- Or why was the banner still up a month after the event?

Today as I was coming to work I saw another banner around safari park hotel, bearing the same caption, that two chainz concert was still sold out- That when I smelled a cat and a rat. I launched my investigative mechanism and was able to track down 2 Chainz . He has been living in the country for 3 weeks  now!!

2 Chainz Has been in Kenya for 3 weeks now? And how on earth did he miss his event? Well, close sources reveal that 2 chainz has  been living in Roysambu for the fear that Njoki chege would write a bile laden, filth-reeking,hate ridden pathetic article  about him! Probably about his shoes, his teeth, or even his famous 2 chains.

I was even able to get pictures of Him: Here we go.

Ok.You have been pranked!!