RIB CRACKING! Suzanna Owiyo and PLO Lumumba encounter

Oh my Lord! I can’t stop laughing as I write this down. Harpic should really be considering hiring these Nairobi Wire guys for their next advertisement. This is just super hilarious!

This is how it would have gone down, if Suzanna Owiyo tried to sell Harpic to Patrick Lumumba, as seen on Nairobi Wire.

PLO: (opening the door) Shalom visitor? Am of the opinion, without any shadow of a doubt, that your generic name is Suzanna and your specific name is Owiyo? Do you second that opinion?

Suzanna; Yeah..

PLO; Eureka! In his book ‘fathoms of justice’, Oyedepo Oluchemi verbosed a literary adage-you don’t interrogate acquaintances at your door, i agree. Please, grace the internals of my humble domiciliary…

Suzanna; Thank you

PLO; What can i get you? my domestic bar is blessed with assorted beverages of sufficient, negligible or nil alcoholic content.
All you have to do is excommunicate the plea from your mouth.

Suzanna; No thank you, actually i brought you something. Have you ever used harpic?

PLO; Your question is bereft of precision in ideology. And ooh i repeat to you just like Moses of old to the hard-hearted pharaoh, you cannot respond to a plasmodium carrying insect bite with a sledge hummer. And
therefore i poise, are you orienting to the detoxifiers in my lavatory?

Suzanna; Yes, your toilet.

PLO: Well nay, i haven’t prejudiced your product’s competitors to the advantage of harpic (haven’t used
harpic).

Suzanna; uhm okay! Meaning you haven’t used it?

PLO; precisely, but  wouldn’t mind its usage.I

Suzanna; Can I see your toilet?

PLO; Probable…

Suzanna; Well with harpic, all you have to do is…………

(10min later)

PLO; hmm I haven’t laid my visuals on such instantaneous detoxifying capabilities since time immemorial. Oooh the forest may change but the monkey of old nay! I have individuals in this house with severe bowel incontinence, we will thus embrace harpic…