Santa Fe Lounge Presents: Abstract Saturdays! Where The Party Is At Every Saturday.

Ladies and gentlemen, i know it’s only Monday but i figure i should give you the plan for Saturday seeing as the weekend is only 5 days away!

And the plan is abstract. So Abstract is this plan that you know it’s going to be sick! Ladies and gentlemen, frogs and toads i present to you: Abstract Saturdays. What am i prattling on about? Well, there is a landmark at Westlands called The Mall. It is Kenya’s oldest shopping mall and one of the most important landmarks in Westlands. And it is here that the plan is at!

The Mall hosts a club at it’s basement called Santa Fe where the best time is to be had on Saturdays. The music is off the hinges like a mental patient’s brain: a madness! The deejay; DJ Abstrakt is too sick with his mixes and sets and i guarantee you that he will have you on your feet the whole night!

And parking space is in plenty! You don’t have to drive around for hours looking for a spot unlike anywhere else on Electric Ave. And not only is the parking space ample, it’s secure so you can lay your fears to bed on concentrate on what’s important: having a good time.

What about the ambiance i here you asking my good man. Well, the setup is designed to make you feel relaxed and secure. It’s soft so you know you have to be on your grown and sexy behaviour. None of that sloppy drunk, hot mess.

So on Saturday, i hope to find you here and we’ll have an awesome time dancing the night away!