Six Places Not be Caught Having sex at Whatever The Thirst
Mmmh so how do I start this without breaching Baba Ghafla’s latest ethical concerns. For real the guy seems to have caught on some traits that were unimaginable a few times past… gone is the white short, he now hits the gym on a regular basis and having qualms on explicit material..smells like someone in love. I digress, back to the matter at hand which is to act as a disguise to the intent of the article.
There has been a video doing rounds and is in some other entertainment blog. In it a guy is clearly having enjoying the services of an equally enthused female riding his man-dingo as the elixir of life it is. Up to this point, no trouble on that, the issue at hand is not the act but the location, a dingy downtrodden toilet with smearing on the wall…I know people have different crazy fetishes so before you scream ‘suum cuique pulchrum est’ (to each his own is beautiful ) here are six other places not to be caught having sex at in public no matter how holy and urgent the call of creation is..
- The aforementioned toilet
There are many reasons why this should not happen and none at all why this is a good idea. Unless maybe you stretch it and say that most public facilities have their ‘Kuwa True’ hardware located here. As I said that’s a stretch. The toilet at worst will be smelly, hazardous, high chances of being caught as the poor chap learnt especially if it has no lock,(You know the one you have to be stretch holding the door in place). At best you will have to be wary of other users thus keeping on stopping the action as other people get in the rooms, flashing the water (as a crazy head in the office suggested) wont muff the sounds. Space is also an issue I will not elaborate upon…
- The Dance floor
Yeah I get it, the thrill of sneaking up to the low nether regions of your partner is an octane packed environment with the music guiding you as thrust to the beat with no one seeing. Okay buffoon, you are the only one not seeing yourself being seen. Go on humping like you an equalizer dial and give everyone a free sex show. All that awkwardness, savagery, sweat and stuffiness without mentioning the public spectacle you will be creating should be enough deterrence. S***t some sisters and brothers do love this kind of stuff.
- The swimming pool
No! No! No! Ladies it is not romantic and guys just get the idea that you can sneak one in under the waters as your ideal ‘sexcapade’ out of your mind. Not only are you salting our water, think all that chlorine and urine and the bacteria as well as the stuck dogs like posturing you will be having. Oh and the kids and other chaste human beings you are leading into sin… there is stuff like moral responsibility right? I wanted to add public beaches here but I think the sand effect on the suction is discouraging enough.
- The Bushes
Mmmh… nature lover’s sex and green campaigners. There is no comfort whatsoever in a bush romp. The bushes are rough, there are thorns and sticks and insects and a very disturbing element of someone having a good view on all your acts. It is also without class and taste basing on the experiences from few misguided elements.
- In a public service vehicle
The high school the students’ incident should definitely show you the disadvantages for trying a tryst in a public vehicle. It is not only foolhardy and inconsiderate but it tops in the list of debase behavior. There is little in pretense that it will end well on your part it will not.
- In a park
Some years back, the Masinde Muliro gardens were infamous for the day and night activities of several couples. Still once in a while there will be the odd set caught in the act. Try explaining to the city council, watchman or cop, reasons of having sex in a park or pull the ‘it is not what it looks like ‘ on them and you will realize why diplomacy and tact cannot get you out of a mess your little head took you in the first place.
