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Sleepy David Accused Of Humping And Dumping(HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE, These Facebook Groups Are Coming For Everybody!)

The latest Facebook viral group is called “Kenyan Heartbreakers Exposed!!!” and just like #deadbeatkenya, members of the group aren’t pulling punches as they seek to uncover losers!

So the viral post of the day is this chic called Karen Cherop, who is claiming that she was comedian Sleepy David’s “Ride or Die chick.” That chic who doesn’t mind asubuhi asubuhi air burger na madondo. These h*es are loyal but from my experience, they are also easy to lie to. Wanaingia box ovyo ovyo. My unfair generalisation is proven true from this Cherop’s account of things:

 Karen Cherop

“My name is Karen, I am a third Year student at Kenyatta University. I want to Expose one stupid little boy, Yes, Boy! That goes by the name Sleepy David. I don’t even know where to start. This stupid boy was once very humble, he was a good guy, or so I thought. He katiad me and being the naive campus girl then, ingiad his box and we pushed for some time, that was before he became famous. He took me out, we cost shared a lot of stuff, because the boy was broke back then. At times I even remember chucking my own pocket money to sort him supper when he was broke. I remember I even had to chuck a bit of my school fees to settle some debts he had at school or something like that, he never clearly told me. So, back to the story, so he auditioned for churchill show and got in. He Started off on a slow pace, he used to chapa show but his clips never made TV, I still supported him and stood by his side. I was the one he used to test out his dry jokes on before he went for the auditions. After he finally broke through and became the name on everyone’s lips, sleepy slipped away. He started dodging me, he changed his contacts, started becoming “Busy” and finally blocked me on WhatsApp. I wondered what I had done wrong apart from always supporting him. I tried my best to break through to him, to contact him and atleast find out what the matter was, but he has never come back to me. I saw him the other day with his new toyota saloon car and some whores in it. A piece of advice to you, he will use you and leave you. That’s what fame did to my sleepy.

oh…if he sees this, tell him Karen Said Hi.”

This is why I say if mimi+wewe equals madeni, just forget about dating. One of you has to have cash! 😀

 

Anyway, being the consummate professional I clearly am, I called up the accused, Sleepy David, to get his side of the saga. He stuck to the golden rule: deny, deny deny. He said, “I have never even met anyone called Cherop. That must be someone who has created some story to sell their online group. If she’s really saying the truth, let her prove it with my details from back then.”

 

Well, that’s that I guess. As for these viral groups though…

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