Stop Calling Ghafla! About Joining The Illuminati!

Everyone at the office is exasperated by the number of phone calls we get from people eager to sell their souls to the devil and join the Illuminati -whatever that is.

And so are the calls asking members of the team for a relationship. No one on the team is gay. Stop asking Adam or Jeff or i out to coffee and insisting that you don’t take no for an answer. And it isn’t funny, it’s actually very scary when a man tells you that he will not take no for an answer when he tells you that he wants a relationship.

And in the same breathe, i’d like to apologise to everyone who got trolled when they called asking for a hook up to the Illuminati. Seriously though, your calls and texts flood us when we are meant to be working and that’s just not cool.

And the moral of the story is that we don’t not buy souls nor do we know about any Illuminati vibe nor are we looking for a relationship with men. Have a good day.