The Ass Revolution And The Delusion Thereafter

I am sure you have once sat down and thought just how did we move from one extreme to another, from ‘I want that model figure and starving diets to f**k skinny b*****s. Before the obsession with a big behind became trendy and a defining attribute of all women across all ages and class, the obsession was with a small frame. Having a bigger body brought with it negative connotations as everyone chased a slim figure the model ideal.

The unlucky ones had to contend with admiring from magazine pages until he modeling industry in an attempt to balance what it had skewed for years introduced the plus sized category. As if there was an ideal size upon which the others were added. Sure, the curvy woman would still get her attention from men actually African men but her figure was not trendy until now.

So much a phenomenon has having a big ass become that the default photo posing image for women is the one where the butt is pushed out becoming the focal point of the picture. Having a big butt has become an international phenomenon and locally the moment socialites showed on the scene everything changed… for the worse. It is only a layer of fat I hear you say, well tell that to the throngs of young ladies who have made tutorials of how to get a bigger firmer butt go viral and become a relevant subject.

Butt shots used to be a thing you associated with blue movie actresses and the eccentric international celebrities but the proliferation of silicon in the streets should be rivaling the small arms smuggled around. The ones who happen to be blessed with it are not satisfied with it, the ass has to be firmed up and compressed into a desirable shape hence the numerous magical pants and ass stretchers in the market. The only positive thing from all these is finally a majority of the ladies found a purpose that gets them to exercise regularly, to get the bum up or wider a few inches…damn and you thought shedding your pot belly was a problem.

The delusion of all this is that having a big ass is the means to end all struggles to achieve a wide range of ends. From jobs, to attention, from self esteem to getting a partner, fitting in with the crew and anything in between, apparently a bigger curvier ass will get you all that. Apparently, now it even helps you give birth to intelligent children (what the crap?). In all these bigger problems like obesity are left out. Ladies, love your bodies as they are don’t make them the way to earn your dreams and meet the weird varied fantasies of men.

Just eat your carrots, avocado, githeri, matumbo and exercise to keep healthy. You will love yourself for it.