The Face Of Maybelline Kenya? Ladies, Please Take Several Seats. This Is Not For Everyone!

I don’t mean to be nasty, but there is just no other way round this. I have been irked and peeved at what I will hereby term as the worst form of narcissism in 2015. It is not the fashion bloggers this time though. It is a new form of regression with any girl who garners a few likes on facebook thinking that she can make to be the face of maybelline  Kenya,an extension of the New York cosmetics Super brand. Nonsense. 

I spend most of my time online which means I have to put up with all the annoying “desperate statuses ” of  not-so- good- looking ladies hoping that Maybelline will chose them and instantly escalate them to the state of the Nouveau riche. That won’t happen. If i had your face (and half your brains) I would tuck my tail between my knock knees(if i had a tail to start with) then slowly walk to the drawing board and re-evaluate my options. I would sadly realize that I have not even managed to have my name on a vial of “arimis” which my very old great grand mother uses effortlessly to milk her cows. I would cry my inadequacy to sleep, wake up and go to school, get an Education and move on. 

I’m  not suggesting that most of you that have joined the fray are vain and illiterate (you can surprise me) I’m just not feeling this vibe, I know a couple of girls that have joined the competition and they don’t deserve to win! They don’t have faces that appeal to me or anyone that matters anyway. Most of these women are spoiling the funk for the beautiful girls out there who won’t get a chance because a popular skimpy dresser won the  competition after teasing her legion of fans with her cellulite on social media.

This is not a competition for everyone. If it was, I ‘d have entered my name too! Back off and let those who deserve to win carry the day. When you do that, let us know and we shall let you know how you can substitute that cow on the Arimis vial. 

That could be you,just where that cow is. You know.

But maybelline, I think we all agree that some of “us” don’t deserve to be there- It is wrong to judge people on the basis of situations that they can’t change, say for example, that lonely, self-righteous kid on facebook who loves calling me broke- this is something that I can’t change, and me calling some people “not so beautiful” it is not even fair,I know, but that is how nature is intended to be, for us to have a state of equilibria, some of us must be broke, silly and some times ugly to pave way for the rich ,the intelligent and the beautiful. For us to have a deserving face of maybelline, we must stop being selfish and let the beautiful and intelligent ones carry the prize. 

You just need to calm down and choke on something small, like your knowledge perhaps.