The Six Most Annoying, Obnoxious And Irritating Types Of Artistes You Will Find In Kenya

In Kenya, you’ll find celebrities that are interesting but also those whose charisma is only as good as that of a dump towel.

Here are the most annoying types of artistes that you can find in the 254:

The spam artist

While there is absolutely nothing wrong with creating a mixtape or releasing an album, there is something wrong with the mindset of an artist that feels that releasing an album is their key to success. Also, most artists release albums without any build up or anticipation, and then they try to shove the whole tape in everyone’s face, on everyone’s Timeline, in everyone’s mentions, and it becomes the most annoying thing ever.

The poor stage performer

This is the artiste that huffs and puffs on stage like a camel that has just travelled 20,000 miles through the Kalahari Desert. Bro….we didn’t pay all our hard earned shillings to see you hema like a guy who has had a threesome with two momos. Practice how to rock the stage if you are not good at it.

The desperate puppy

I see you. Yes you upcoming female artiste who’s holding your brother in fear of being mentioned. You definitely fall in this category. The upcoming female singer that will distribute her punani to any ninja that will make her climb a step higher in this industry. The other type in this category will do just about anything to get recognition even if it means releasing a video that causes their parents to disown them. Their only strategy is to come up with something that will make people talk. Another type of artiste that falls in this category is the one that had one good hit long time ago and is trying to rekindle former glory

The bitter underground rapper

These are unsigned/unknown rappers that spend more time debating about mainstream artists on and off Twitter than putting the time effort and energy into their own career. These rappers are always calling out for battles with established acts. They will jump up out of a high/drunken sleep and start spitting out bars, facts and weird opinions. These cats are like a walking Hip-Hop Wikipedia. These rappers are so brainwashed by what they see the mainstream artists doing that they turn into jealous freaks

The artiste that can’t handle constructive criticism

Understand that if everyone told you how great you are all the time, that leaves no room for improvement. If you can’t handle constructive criticism, the music industry is the wrong industry to be in. As an artist, you should take heed to all of the feedback and constructive criticism given to you and use it as guidance and motivation to do better. If you’re team likes everything you do, you may want to reconsider those who are in your corner.

The Groupie King and braggart

This artiste is the life of the party. They gloat a lot and belittle other artistes. They feel like they own planet earth. You’ll probably see them surrounded by a bevy of skimpily dressed ladies at a club or event. They thrive in the fame and devours women like lunch, breakfast and supper. predictably though, their paradise days always come to a crushing end sooner or later when no one gives a f*** about their music anymore.

The attention whore

‘Every artiste loves attention, heck, that is how they became celebrities in the first place. But there are those who are sluts for the camera. They will tag every blog and news outlet whenever they do something small.

They go to the toilet, they will want that to be reported, they send a small donation to help a child in need, they want someone to blog about their Sh500 gift.
They never do anything just for their own sake, no, they want to be in all the blogs and the weekend entertainment papers. They are really annoying.
When they don’t get attention, they result to drastic actions, like picking a fight with just about anybody on Twitter or social media or trying to be as controversial as possible.

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