The Thirst Is Real: Introducing Kenyan Male Celebrities Who Are Alleged Womanizers a.k.a The Distinguished Members Of Team Mafisi
There are two kinds of male celebrities in Kenya. The first category consists of those that always seem disinterested by the attention they get from women. The second category consists of those that are as thirsty as a Nairobi resident who lives in an estate with water problems.
In fact, the latter group has celebrities who love the ‘P’ so much that if they were alphabetical letters, they would be letters O and Q. Celebrities who might have had more women than King Solomon. Here they are:
Prezzo
The most unsurprising entry into this list. Call him the true master of ‘smash and pass’. Or ‘hit it and quit it’ if you’d like to call it that way. Despite the negative press, nothing ever punctures his cool. He always looks unruffled and uninterested with public opinion. The veteran rapper has roamed the continent like David Livingstone. He’s like an explorer who is out to discover a new species of women. His sexual excesses are well documented. When you are still trying to digest the fact that he’s with a Tanzanian, the next thing you know, he’s with a Kenyan socialite. Prezzo just changes women the way a baby changes diapers.
Mustapha
This guy though. He’s been embroiled in female drama from the day he learned to say ‘A for Apple’ and ‘B for Boy’. Even Khaligraph once mockeled Octopizzo in a freest saying, “You got lady issues, you are like Mustapha.” I respect Mustapha as one of the pioneers of Kenya’s mainstream music but how do you have Marya and Huddah then loose them both? I mean, two women that 3/4 of Kenyan men thirst over. Talk of blowing holes in your own luck.
For a long time, Mustapha managed to keep the headlines alive due to his extracurricular activities. He was more like a reality TV star than a rapper. But of late he has gone chini ya maji. He has disappeared entirely from our lives, lost in a fug of surliness. Maybe he’s still full.
Joe Muchiri
I can already see the smile on his face when he realizes he’s been called a celebrity by Ghafla. But the dude is getting there so let’s just continue. When he’s not busy touching the boobies of women in clubs, he’s busy posing for photos with different women and making them his profile pictures on Twitter and Instagram. I once referred to him as in an article as a fashion-obsessed, narcissistic, oversexed twitter bigwig My opinion of him hasn’t changed.
Sleepy David
I know a couple of guys who are close to Sleepy because I was in the same campus as him. And tufununu tunasema the guy is ruthless when it comes to dealing with chics. Last year, when the controversial Dead Beat group emerged, Sleepy was one of the first casualties. One bitter KU chic called Karen claimed she used to be his ‘Ride Or Die Chic’ but he dumped her as soon as his face started appearing on national TV. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with what Sleepy did. He just made use of a player principle that I know so well. It’s called ‘OUT with the old and IN with the new.’
Chipukeezy
The ninja was recently kicked out of a club from bothering a chic who wanted nothing to do with him. And it doesn’t end there. If you are a keen listener of KISS 100’s evening drive show, Chipukeezy always propagates the naughty side of things. And who can forget the ‘Jalango with the money’ concert in Kisumu where he was photographed salivating over singer Akothee. He looked like he wanted to put her on a plate and eat her for supper. His photos always betray him too as he never manages to keep his hands off the assets of women And that’s a classic fisi
Willy Paul
The perfect phrase to describe him would have to be from a popular church song – Amejivalia ngozi ya kondoo kumbe ndani ni team mafisi. Ever since he broke out, the gospel singer has been involved in all kinds of girl related drama. From allegedly sleeping with Pendo to ‘forcefully ‘katiaing Adelle Onyango and then dating a weed smoking bish, Willy Paul has done it all. Despite all the backlash from tabloids, he just doesn’t stop.Throw your hands in the air for a not-so-true ‘player’
