The Ultimate Guide To Dating a Socialite. Lads Pay Keen Attention

Gentlemen, In order to fully understand how to date a Kenyan socialite, you must first understand the type of person she is. A Kenyan socialite loves being in the limelight. All she cares about is marketing her goodies via pomp and prestige

. She spends a significant amount of time entertaining and being entertained at social events and on the nightlife scene. And not to forget, posting provocative pictures of herself on the internet to pull clients and ‘blind’ admirers. So since I’m on that Valentine’s tip this week, I am here to give you a couple of tips on how to date a woman of this caliber.

Be armed with cash

Like it or not, you’ll have to spend. Your wallet should be fatter than the last born kid of a rich man. Socialites are high maintenance women. They need money all the time. They need money to enhance their hips like Huddah recently did, or money to get new boobies like Vera the friendly ghost did. Kenyan socialites love money so much that they are more likely to climax after seeing bank notes than by sleeping with a man.

Money and fame are the only things that keep them happy. Otherwise they’d be emotional wrecks. They always look like they are having a good life but beneath the contented smiles and charming demeanors, there exists the mental scars of depressed women.

Be prepared to share

Of course you’ll have to share. Keep calm and always remain unfazed by the plethora of thirsty ninjas in her midst. Thirsty men who will put up devastating performances in her punani after showering her with cash and gifts. Just pretend not to be bothered by her legions of admirers. What do you think socialites do to get all the money? What do you think their real careers are?

Socialites are just evil wh#res of horrifically gargantuan proportions. Yes I said it. Sue me. Let’s not kid each other here. A Kenyan socialite’s cookie is a community cookie. Be prepared for that if you decide to date one. Unless you are a mega billionaire or a mega star, you won’t tie her down. She’ll never be loyal. She’ll always be the one in cruise control of the relationship

Have an exit plan

Know that a socialite won’t be popular or beautiful forever. Socialites have poor foresight. Most of them don’t have future plans. One day another hot new chic will emerge and take her place. One day she will get old and all her expensive extensions will begin falling off. She’ll be clueless hence she’ll be crying for your help every day. You’ll be tasked with hauling her out of her slump and trust me, you don’t want to do that. Run before that time comes

Good Luck!