The Wedding Show (Luopean Edition)

You all know about Kenya’s premier marriage show, “The Wedding Show”. Now, some time back, the show’s host, Noni Gathoni attended a wedding of two evidently well-to-do couple and got to interview them. And boy, blustering did come out! This is how the interview went;

Noni Gathoni: the day went well and still is going well. Especially so for the bride and groom. We are here at the Imperial Hotel, Kisumu, where the wedding reception for kisumu has set camp at. Yesterday we were at Nairobi’s Norfolk hotel for friends and family in Nairobi. And now lets knw from Adhiambo and Omondi how they met and how the day has been for them. Starting with u adhiambo!

Adhis: heheee do u rily want to know?! Okay, i was tuned to the fason sow on DSTV when i decided to switch to Shupasport3 and Gor Mahia was discombobulatinging somebody at the Kasarani stadium through my obese plasma HDTV. Then the cameraman rolled his camera to the fans. Suddenly, i saw a man among boys with a Gor Mahia jersey written ‘Jamach’ and I said “Lol yawa Lol!” i immediately rang the cameraman, who was my former primary sikulmate and told him to maintain the camera on that man!

Noni: and u omondi?

Omosh: i was watching the Government Of Raila(GOR) manipulating its long arm at Kasarani wen a cameraman told me that i was preventing viewers at home from watching the game, and that i sud reduce the volume of my t-sat which was souting. I sed ‘okay’..so technically speaking we met on DSTV!

Noni: how did he propose adhiambo?

Adhiambo: hehe we were in his prado, then he stopped the machine infront of Hilton. He requested me out and said “bebi, look at the sky. Do you see those stars?(i said yes) i want to take you to a combination of five of them called Hilton! but first, put this star on your finger and copypaste my surname onto your nomenclature. I said “why not yawa?!”

Anyway fam, this is all in jest. Nothing serious…

Props: How a Luo Would Have Said It (FB)