This is the Only Yearly Resolution that Has Worked and Will Work in 2016. Here, Have a Look! #20BobNiMob

The year was 2015, the month was December and together with a couple of friends sipping some single malt whiskey and mingling on some goat ribs laid out resolutions on the table and promised yourself how 2016 was going to be different. How you were going to cut weight, how you would learn to enjoy life more and even more audacious ones like how you would stop drinking.

3 months into 2016 and I wonder how many of you have adhered to this set of rules because I know a couple of people who have failed terribly. Like you…yes you…I’m not mentioning names here. I know you still have some whiskey tucked up somewhere in your bedroom and you sip some every evening by the fire place. I bet you think we don’t know you are still pertaking the drink just because you don’t pass by the local nowadays on weekdays.

Just come out already because you are not alone…we come in droves trust me. My 2016 resolution for example was all about keeping away a bit of money and saving up to buy a piece of land by next year. Until recently, that was nothing but a pipe dream at least up to that time when I discovered Unliminet 20. I realized a lot of my money was going to food, outings over the weekend and airtime. Surely there was no way I’m cutting on the outings so the only option left was credit.

There was a time I could spend over 150 daily on airtime but this budget has downsized to 20 bob daily and nothing about my life has changed. I still talk hours on end to my girlfriend, chat up my news sources and still catch up with your favourite celebrities on social. Yes. At only 20 bob!

This guarantees you 20 MB of data, 20 free SMS’s and 8 minutes of talk time. Now come on, resolutions couldn’t be any easier to fulfill!