This is Why “Things Kwale Men Should Cane” is Trending on Twitter

Twitter users in the country have mentioned yet another hilarious tag a couple of times to make it be among the trending items on twitter.

The event that transpired in Kwale County where CORD leader Raila Odinga and Kwale governor Salim Mvuyra were attacked by a man has saw Kenyans on Twitter start a tag that has now gained traction to be among twitter’s trending items. This marks another peculiar habit of Kenyans to turn around any event and make a joke out of it.

The posts are extremely funny; check out the posts here:

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane The owner of this ‘feeling’ station.

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane musicians who sing “”Mateke Mateke”” yet they shld be peacemakers

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane Other Men responsible for the highest incidence of school dropouts and early marringes in the Republic

Parody Man Loses His Mind and Makes No Effort to Find It. #thingskwalemenshouldcane

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane People who stop you in the streets, well dressed…to ask you for loose change right after quoting a bible verse.

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane the guy in orange

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane the people who erect stupid bumps,and then remove after complains by #KOT – sample Mbagathi Way!

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane anyone who sends you please call me then you call and they’re like, I only wanted to say hi! NKT!

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane mtoto wa class one anarepeat tena apate laptop next yr tena

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane People who still use x in there texts

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane Chics who think ukimgottea unataka kumvybe!

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane those ladies who sleep na tisho za campaigns

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane people drinking liquor n shouting about like they thought others a broke

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane Kenyan’s who like free beer

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane girls who have stopped wearing clothes nowadays and just wear tights!!”

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane ladies who cook potatoes in everything including potatoes

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane Pastors who sleep with people’s wives.”

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane People who fear thieves,robbers & Alshabab more than God.

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane Lenku’s speeches

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane Guys who are scared of getting married but love to have sex

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane All those who are not participating in this TT

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane Vera Sidika back to dark skin

#ThingsKwaleMenshouldCane all politicians who dance with their wives

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane Khalwale’s pronunciation of the word GOVERNER.

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane watu wenye hucatch feelings kwa twitter

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane Ladies who fear Pregnancy more than HIV.

Hutu tusichana huvaa sketi fupi alafu wanashinda wakizivutavuta chini kila time #ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane

#ThingsKwaleMenShouldCane People who call you at night and ask “Boss, Umelala?”