To Hell With Mummy: Kenya’s Young Women Are Now The ‘Useless Sex’. No Wonder We Are Sleeping With The House Girls.

This article is a response to the bold article that was published by the Daily Nation today-Front Page,no less- that sought to rubbish young Kenyan Men by claiming they’ve lost the plot,shred their masculinity and embraced femininity in their everyday life. I call it BS.

I,for a start,was brought up largely by Dad who used to work hundreds of Kilometers away from Mum. We are a fairly sizable Family and Dad and Mum had to split parental responsibilities between themselves…And while Mum was working in Nyahururu,she had to live with my two then-little sisters who also attended the famous Elite Schools.

I,and my twin brother,was therefore brought up by Dad..Who worked in a myriad of towns from Meru to Chuka to Kisumu to Githunguri before finally settling in Embu-where he still lives,to date.

And,surprise surprise,even though I was exclusively brought up by Dad,especially during those crucial “two years” that Family Counselor,Mr. Ndegwa Mbuthia thinks are sooo important,Daddy never taught me-Or my twin brother-any really masculine stuff…He never sat us down for a man talk,never really cut us into the manly figure he,according to Mr.Ndegwa,should have,and I cannot say that Daddy,however much I Love him,played a very huge ‘Masculine’ role in my life. His constant presence notwithstanding.

I can be a sissy if I wish…But was still brought up by Dad. Ok,and a smattering of house girls most of whom were our school-drop out relatives,anyway.

The warped-and very feminist-writer of that Daily Nation article claims that “While girls are still taught how to cook and clean and take up other feminine duties, boys rarely have mentors to show them how to be a man”

Really!!?? Excuse Me,Please!

The modern Kenyan girl CANNOT cook! Neither can she clean! And God knows what a pathetic job she even does at being “Feminine”

The modern Kenyan women is a lazy ass slob who will pay some mama to wash her lump of clothes over the weekend…The modern Kenyan girl is a fast food junkie who will survive on crumbs of dried-out french fries and bloated quarter chickens from Sonford for lunch AND dinner.

The modern Kenyan women is a woman so busy chasing her-mostly elusive-dream,so busy trying to impress her boss or sleep her way to the top to remember how to be a woman. Or act like one.

The article’s author,aided by her Professional contacts,believes that the young Kenyan Man’s ‘feminine’ behavior is to be blamed o the fact that there is an absence of a Man in a Boy Child’s upbringing…And they couldn’t be further from the truth.

A man,in fact a human being-chooses what paths to follow as they enter teenage…And that does NOT mean that a Girl who has been brought up by a single Dad will automatically act like a man. It’s not always the case.

In that article,Mr Ndegwa,the Family Counselor opines,“We have very educated men who cannot sustain relationships and marriages. They can no longer be anchors and defenders of their families. Simply because the boy has not been prepared for manhood,”

Well,I will tell You why; Th reason Kenyan Men cannot sustain relationships and marriages…Or be the anchors and defenders of marriage is because the Kenyan woman,in the first place,won’t allow them to be.

Kenyan woman today have the amorousness of unschooled boys at an overnight Village festival. All most young Kenyan women are looking forward to is the amount of sex,how good he is in bed,how well he can work that cookie,how long he can last and how many orgasms he can give her.

She isn’t concerned about him and relationship either. Just like men did a long time ago,women are now objectifying men and reducing them to mere sex machines and the reasons most Kenyan Women are still with a man,they’ll tell you,is because,”He’s great in bed!”

And aided by seedy Radio shows like that of Maina Kageni,really,we are lost.

Another reason Kenyan men cannot be the Heads of a Home is because Kenyan women desperately want to hog all the power and be the Bosses in the House,too.

Women were made to be subdued,obedient,submissive,humble,polite and ready to be told.

But the Kenyan woman,today,wants to have all the say in the house…She wants to be the husband now. And she hardly listens to the commands and instructions of her man..And thus,the man even gives up on Marriage. And on her.

Most Kenyan women,actually,are NOT even bringing up their own kids anymore. They’re far too busy trotting the City to sit that not-so-fat ass down and bring up that tot. And,now,all the works’ been left with the house girl!

Kenyan women DO NOT even want to breastfeed! And it gets worse because half of the kids that were born last year in Kenya were taken to the Village by their City-dwelling Mamas to be brought up by their Grandmothers. And half-drunk,Half-dead grandfathers.

The reasons Kenyan Men are not the “Men” that they need to be anymore is because,they’ve given up on fighting FOR A SPOT-their own spot-with this brand of competitive,arrogant,hardheaded,disobedient and lustful new Kenyan woman.

Instead of having to sit at home and watch her rant and rave and just be the bitch her wicked girlfriends are (mis)advising her to be,we prefer to go to the club to watch our games and to enjoy our frothy drinks. Away from the madness…Which is what Kenyan ladies are famous for,really. Madness.

And even when we are called upon to help in raising the Child,mostly,the woman of the house isn’t there to raise the kid,too. She’s too busy with her ungodly Chama meetings,lunch dates with girls and silly Salon appointments to sit down and rock that baby to sleep…And that’s where the house help’s services come in.

Aaaaaand,that’s also why,while we were busy co-raising the child with the house help,we ended up bedding her. Over and over again.

It’s a very delicate situation. And complicated,too.

Kenyan men have NOT become sissies. Or little bitches. No,we still have the mojo. And the drive. And the masculinity. And the macho.

If only these girls would stop drinking like Irish politicians,swearing like Somali sailors and having wild sex like Italian male strippers….

If Kenyan women will AGREE to be women…And act and behave like actual women,then we shall resume our roles.

But until then,where’s the condom? Time for a quick one with the house girl!