Top 10 Most Ratchet Messages Ghafla Has Ever Received!

Ghafla has recieved alot of ratchet messages and phonecalls since her inception and while some are hilarious others are unbelievably disturbing! Some tickle the funny bone while others send chills down the spine!

Some are death threats, others offers for wombolombo sumtin! Others are innocuous best wishes messages for Jeff Omondi while others are “We wish the plague upon Uncle Chim Tuna”! Some are texts about how handsome I am not while others are… No, none have ever said that anyone at Ghafla is handsome! But trust me when I say that these messages are always hilarious. But today we are looking at the 10 most ratchet messages we have ever recieved.

#10. “You cond0m face!”

This was from a disgrantled Youtube channel subscriber and was directed towards Uncle Chim Tuna.

#9. “Can we act p0rn together?”

This was an offer for Uncle Chim Tuna… From a MAN! Bleurgh!

#8. “Nifanyie mpango nijoin p0rno coz nimesota ile mbaya”

This was sent to us after the dog p0rn scandal by a desparate Kenyan looking to make a quick buck.

#7. Vincent let me tel u tht being agay does not mean u cant b a celebrity. Na usijarib kuwatetea ao watu ati kwaba they ar not.Mark u ukiwa gay uwezi adikwa kwa uso.ushoga uko ulikwepo na utakwepo. Ukitaka kuaminijoo mombasa”

This was in response to a comment made by our own Vincent Omondi

#6. “Make me a socialite!”

Uh… How about no!

#5. “Help me join the illuminati”

We keep getting these for some reason.

#4. “Hi Nali Sharon, would you like to go on a date with me?”

In whatever variant this request is made, it is made often! And no she wouldn’t! Only ratchet lasses get picked up by such texts

#3. “Hello Jeff, I am gay and I love you”

Yeah, Jeff Omondi isn’t gay and he is in a dedicated relationship! Leave him alone!

#2. “Please send me Mpesa/ Sambaza me”

How about never?

#1. “Ghafla sucks!”

No, your girlfriend does. Regularly! And she’s a pro too! Say “Hi!” to her from the entire team!