TV Stations Might Not Show Uhuru Kenyatta’s Inauguration(UPDATED)

Tomorrow’s Presidential inaugration is in jeopardy. The rights to broadcast the event have been handed to a private contractor, and the local TV stations have been asked to pick the signal from that private body.

What’s more, you’ll never guess who the government gave the contract to… A LOCAL DJ! We are still hunting down the name of this all-powerful DJ, but when we get it we’ll post it here.

As for now, Linus Kaikai has said that NTV will not under any circumstances broadcast the inauguration with these conditions in place. He said, “Private tv signal for presidential inauguration? Ridiculous. Unprecedented. Of course we reject, we don’t touch private signals.”

Whether the other media houses will take this stance remains to be seen.

UPDATE: The matter has been swiftly resolved. Click here for the details.