Uncle Chim Tuna Responds To An Open Letter To Multichoice!

This one is for all the Kenyan and indeed African youth out there who have been decrying BBA: The Chase in a weak attempt to extol traditional African values. This one is from Uncle Chim Tuna to everyone bellyaching and griping about the pay per view content.

Dear whining *insert your name here*,

You are actually not so dear. I have been receiving all your belly aching commentaries and open letters for about a month now and to be honest I am fed up!

You keep whining about the general “lack of morals” on display in the BBA house down south and i am at a loss as to how you can talk so boldly yet it is you who pay for the service. Multichoice has not force fed any of you their bouquet which means that you have elected to subscribe to the pay per view service.

I keep seeing messages talking about African values and I am now calling out all of you! Especially you my dear Kenyan brothers and sisters. With all the scandals going on in Kiambu and Mombasa, how dare you talk? Oh! So you want to pretend that you have no idea what I am croaking about? This.
Yeah, I’m talking about this.

Why would you be so quick to spot the speck in the other’s eyes yet you have an entire tree trunk jammed in yours?

But away from that argument. Allow me to simply state the obvious. If you feel that your sensibilities are being offended then simply switch off the telly. Do not engage in talk about Big Brother Africa or anyone else. instead of spending your days distracted by your anger, move on. Multichoice are serving a clientele. Where there is demand, there will be supply. As simple as that. I for one really enjoy BBA.

Be mature about your likes and dislikes. Get off your soap box and move on already.
 You do not see me writing open letters to Kenya’s football team after they made me the laughing stock of my family! Move on.