Waakanai Presents 7 Types of Kenyan Women
This guy’s rise to celebrity status is all attributed to Classic 105’s breakfast show and somehow he deserves it because he’s so consistent you’d think he’s being paid to call Classic. Anyhow, Waakanai AKA Waakanai Njyeess AKA Machizmoo never runs dry of crazy witticisms. Recently he came up with a list classifying Kenyan ladies into 7 classes. Take a look;
HARD DISK LADY – always remember everything so usiwai mpromise kitu kama umelewa.
RAM LADY – forgets everything when turned off ie akilala anakusahau.
INTERNET LADY – always difficult to access unless u invest more in superior machines eg computer, i phone, galaxy, car etc yani wale hard to get.
SERVER LADY – always busy when needed yani ni wale wa maexcuse time ya kutoa kitu ama time unamtaka akukip company.
SCREEN SAVER LADY – beautiful and appealing to anyone.
MULTIMEDIA LADY – they make ugly things look göod yani wakipata boy wanamtreat poa adi boy achenj
VIRUS LADY – are what we call WIFE with this thing of come we stay. If they enter a system, they never leave even if u format…
Waakanai also revealed that his woman is the VIRUS type; she can’t be formatted! So which type are you/which type is your woman?
