Want To Get Into BBA 8? Here’s A Sure Way How!

Have you ever dreamed of being in the BBA house as a housemate publicly taking a dump and showering? Having your s3x-life put on display for million asthough you’re an animal being viewed on the Discovery chanel?

Then this is an announcement for you! Uncle Chim Tuna together with the rest of the mad team at Ghafla have decided to give you a cheat sheet on how to bamboozle your way into the house.

#1. Don’t be shy!

1st, you mustn’t be shy. When asked to strip by the panel of judges, do so. That’s if they ask. If they don’t ask, then there’s no better way to leave a lasting impression than by voluntarily taking your clothes off! It might land you in the looney bin but isn’t it worth the risk? If they ask you to stop, hold them hostage with a little striptease. Tell them that they must send you to Madiba’s land if they don’t want to see you in your natural state!

#2. Entertain!

Sing them the song of your people! Sing with all your heart. And if all you can do is croak like a randy toad, the better! Hold the panel hostage and tell them that unless they send you to the lad down under and into the BBA House, you will keep singing!

#3. Tell them you’re an exhibitionist!
Let the panel know that being viewed on international (actually continental) television copulating is a life long dream of yours! If they allow you to do so they will not be disappointed. If this doesn’t work, threaten to give them a demonstration all on your own unless you get shortlisted!

#4. Be nice.

Be unbelievably nice. Kill them with your niceness. Be the good guy/ naive girl. Everyone likes to see people fall off their perch high above the rest of mankind. It’s called schadenfreude. The panelists won’t be able to rest it. It’s a human condition. They will be eager to see you knocked off your lofty perch!

#5. Do all of the above!
Nothing will confuse and possibly scare them quite like doing all the above mentioned thing. Be nice while standing n4ked: offer them lollipops while standing n4ked as you sing them the ear-splitting song of your people! Dance for them while nvde as you inform them that you’re a passionate exhibitionist! It will certainly work… Or it will land you in jail or in Mathare Hospital but who cares?

But my advice is useless unless you register. And you only have 10 days left to do so!