Which East African Country Has The sickest Celebs Who Pull The Sickest Stunts?

A celeb is only as sick as their last stunt. If your celebs don’t stunt, they aren’t worth talking about. Nigeria is however just a galaxy ahead of any other African country. Therefore it would be really unfair to talk about Nigeria in reference to any other African country. So i shan’t.

Let’s keep all this local. Let’s compare Kenya., Uganda and TZ and see who comes out tops.

Uganda

Bobi Wine

Robert Kyagulanyi aka Bobi Wine holds it down for Uganda like clip to tie! This lad is nothing short of an earthquake! Any doubts you may have about him should be done away with when i say, “Convertible Ford!” No? How about “ Cadillac Escalade”? Sit down lad. Take the entire seat!

Jose Chameleone

Fat Joe dropped an album called J.O.S.E and i’m pretty sure it was a dedication to this lad because Jealous Ones Still Envy! Jose Chameleone stunts like your daddy, his daddy and their chief!

Lad sits pretty in a Cadillac Escalade, a Cadillac Escalade, convertible BMW and a *defecate* load more of other big boy toys! Afterall, big boys do big things like drive big toys!

Bebe Cool

Lad does it big reclining in an American H2 Hummer. What do you have to bring to the table?

Tanzania

This lot is really conservative about stunting. But make no mistake about it, they stunt nonetheless… I just can’t find proof of it online.

Kenya

Jaguar

Kenya’s Jay Z of sorts is a lover of automobiles. So much so that he acquired a collection for himself.

1. A silver Range Rover Sport 

2. A black Mercedes E240 

3. A beige BMW 5-Series 

4. His ninja car: A Toyota Mark X 

Jimmy Gait

Jimmy got himself a classy Mercedes Benz C200

Nameless

Lad has a BMW X5. And for the haters that usually pop up, unless you drive something better, take a seat. No one wants to hear you whining.

And now to weigh the results: Uganda are the obvious winners. And by a mile. They are however followed by Kenyans with Tanzanians coming last because they have nothing to offer from the internets. There, Uncle Chim Tuna has said it!