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This Budding Artist Has Achieved More Than Most Established Artistes

While most reputable artistes have done only one or are yet to do any collabo with an international artiste, this multi-talented up-and-coming artiste is on a whole new level.

Ray Keyz is now considered one of the best growing talents from Africa with many of his singles rocking overseas audience and radio stations.

Currently his single ”Promise” which is a fusion of Hip-Hop and RnB is ranked Top 10 best singles on the UK squarpig Chart rockers.

He recently finished his first International collabo with Sting, a UK pop artist and is still working on more outside collabos mostly with the US, UK and Australian artists who got swept away with his great musical talent.

With his ability to sing and rap, he brings out the perfect love song in his single ”Promise”, rhyming and flowing and making sure he touches each positive point about the lover making each verse interesting.

This is truly one of the best love songs for this decade and era

Ray Sterh Keyz is purely one of the best young growing talents from Africa and the best in the +254 currently, ”Promise” is just a taste, still more of his pieces to come.  

Check out “Promise” below;

Oyunga Pala On Fake ‘Socialites’.

Socialites,socialites,socialites,that seems to be the ‘it’ term in our country.Many have asked what socialites really are an what criteria is used in labeling a socialite.Oyunga Pala the veteran columnist decides to give his two cents on what he calls fake ‘socialites’.

This is what he says “Socialites is an elitist tag that is based on a prestigious education, a prominent family name,a high brow breeding and the wealth to justify the acceptance into a list of ‘so rich they have to be tolerated’. Basically a socialite is a rich person who is unemployed and whose life mirrors the high society party scene.They ooze class and are celebrated as high-end consumers who generally know how to entertain.”

He then continues”A girl shows up at the right party,displays parts angling for s press shot.Since the local paps cant figure out her back ground,they label her a socialite,which is simply a polite way of saying ‘who is that floozy who is just popular for hanging around rapper Prezzo”

Read more of this article and other articles by Oyunga Pala every Monday on the Standard.

Huddah Smoking Weed Once Again (Photo)

Fresh from BBA, socialite Huddah Monroe was spotted taking a puff of his marijuana joint and later explained that she smoked weed as a prescription from her doctor.

Last night, Huddah posted a photo online but warned her fans not to ape her because “she’s not anyone’s role model”. Take a look;

 

 

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‘Thee Boss Lady’ seems to be going back to the ‘same ol’. Late last week, she flaunted some good amount of cash which set tongues wagging in the blogosphere.

 

 

Big Brother Update: How Africa Voted!

By now we all know that Bimp and Angelo were sent packing aye? Well, if you don’t then you should probably click this link to find out more about that.

But just how did Africa vote? Who voted for whom and where were allegiances placed? Well, find out below and trust me, it just might shock you… Like the fact that Tanzania voted to save Ethiopia inspite of the fact that Ethiopia turned her back on her Eastern African sisters Tanzania, Uganda and Kenya.

Here’s who which country voted for:

Angola: Bimp
Botswana: Angelo
Ghana: Dillish
Kenya: Dillish
Ethiopia: Bimp
Malawi: Bimp
Namibia: Dillish
Nigeria: Dillish
South Africa: Angelo
Sierra Leone: Dillish
Tanzania: Bimp
Uganda: Dillish
Zambia: Angelo
Zimbabwe: Dillish
Rest of Africa: Angelo

News: How Africa Voted

Total: Dillish = 7, Angelo = 4, Bimp = 4.

(Total: 15 Votes)

After Finding Love On Tujuane, Colonel Mustafa’s Relationship Blooms!

Colonel Mustafa formerly of Deux Vultures was featured in one of the most controversial episodes of Tujuane.

The “Mena pyaar Kiya” rapper’s episode in which he was set  to appear had received a lot of  scrutiny  even before its inception:Take a look at some of the caustic reviews:

Maria Kombo: celebrity lookin 4 a chick in Tujuane.this crazy u cnt be C’rias…

George Deche: ONE WORD……. SCRIPTED!!

Runjaws Mututhohour Timer: mko poa lakini?that promises to be pathetic

Byankagichuki Terry: this is nt real,try bring guys who r nt recognizd

Anyhow after the multiple dates it seems Collo has settled down.According to one Liz Njuguna of Ghetto Radio the rapper has decided to ‘Acha Stress’ and get serious  with one of the ladies he met in the show,a lass named Adelle.Apparently the couple has been inseparable ever since.

 

Church Scolds Eric Omondi for Poking Fun at Jesus Christ

The Standard reports that comedian Eric Omondi, has been rebuked for going too far with his joke on one of Jesus’ miracles.

A few weeks back, Churchill show comedian Eric Omondi had this dramatized joke, where he played Jesus. He was trying to demonstrate what would have happened if the son of God was Kenyan and in this case, from Kisumu. His disciples bring fish, and Jesus miraculously multiplies and cooks them. Eric also turned stone into bread to feed himself and his disciples. This was after walking on water.

According to the reports, Christ Is the Answer Ministries (CITAM) formerly known as Nairobi Pentecostal Church where he is a member did not buy the joke and cautioned him against over-stepping his boundaries in deriding the religious figure.

Church members felt he was taking the joke a bit too far and that’s when the comedian was summoned and scolded about it.

Watch the clip below, starting from minute 41.


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Watch Ogopa Deejay-Produced Yahaya Video Here!

 

We had earlier announced that you should expect Lady Jaydee’s Ogopa Deejays- produced video Yahaya on You Tube soon.I can now confirm that the  video has dropped and it does not disappoint.

In true Ogopa Deejay fashion the video is guaranteed to get you mind blown and Lady Jay Dee’s Vocals remind you just why she is the queen of Bongo.

Ogopa Deejays whose logo is a  red screaming face has been credited for boosting Kenyan Urban Music  most notably through their Boomba/Kapuka genre .The record label formed in the late 90’s has stood out from the pack due to the high quality of their videos making them one of the most sought after record labels .

It is the powerhouse that brought you Legends like K-rupt and Esir.Other artiste whop have  signed to the record label at one time or another include Amani,Kleptomaniax,Avril,Marya and Deux Vultures.

Ladies and gentlemen I present Ogopa Produced Video,Yahaya.Prepare to be Mindblown!

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Video Courtesy of bongo5.com

P-Unit Member Has Secret Wedding! Find Out Who And Much More Here!

According to Stevens Muendo, P-Unit member Bon-Eye has set a date for his wedding to his long time lass whom he proposed to late last year -in September to be exact.

The lad whose lass is called Wangeci set a date and actually has already married his lass in a ceremony that was held on Saturday and was open to only close family and friends in what is being described as a glamorous “invites only”.

The couple invited Bon-Eye’s boy band members Frasha and Gabu amongst other celebrities to come and witness his big step in life that now has him take on the title of “Mr.” officially.

Confusion And Violence At Gospel Concert As Organizer Allegedly Attempts To Con Top Gospel Acts!

i don’t know what to make of this wahala! All this gospel drama is becoming too much! and sometimes it’s not the artists who are the root cause of the drama but they get caught up and it ends up tarnishing the already battered image of gospel in the country.

And this weekend was no different as the organizers of a “the Recharge” allegedly attempted to swindle some artists they had contracted to perform at the show. and when things went south, one of the organizers identified as Jeffery Kamau attempted to beat the gospel acts into submission.

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<Jeffery Kamau who allegedly punched Didi of Kelele Takatifu>

And this is how the story unfolded:

On Saturday, the 17th of August, at an event dubbed ‘The Recharge’ held at Nairobi Cinema, organized by The Recruit Wing, turned out to be one of such events.

Top Gospel Artistes Christ Cycoz, Kelele Takatifu, Kenn Eddy Krezi, S.O.C, Chuchu, Guardian Angel and Son A De Fada had been booked two months prior for an undisclosed amount by DJ Freejoh fell victim after showing up for the event, only to be told by the disorganized and unprofessional event organizers, that they wouldn’t be able to pay them the amount agreed upon, keeping in mind that the artistes had cancelled all other events that they had been approached for scheduled on that fateful day.

A scuffle that lasted for almost two hours ensued when the rude organizer identified as Jeffrey Kamau tried to punch Didi of Kelele Takatifu after they said they wouldn’t go on stage before coming to an agreement that would favour both the stakeholders despite the sudden breach of contract.

“Hawa watu wamezoea wasanii sana ati juu wameokoka,” a fan could be heard shouting amidst the crowd that had gathered.

It is evident that such occurrences are not new in the fast rising Gospel Industry, as event organizers use artistes’ names in order to hype their events only for them to turn out to be a well-orchestrated HOAX.

Fans usually turn out in large numbers only to be disappointed that artiste they saw ‘on the poster’ was a no-show, not knowing the events that unfold behind the scenes.

“Its not even about the money, its about respect and guys sticking to their word,” Ben of Christ Cycoz said.

 

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Meet the Young but Very Rich Owner of Nairobi’s Key Entertainment Spots

They are young, drive the most expensive cars in the market, ride the flashiest super-bikes on the streets, live in Nairobi’s up-market areas and own some of the well-established entertainment spots that this city has to offer.

Meet Ken Oyaya, a 35 year old entrepreneur who has made a name for himself as one of the youngest but most successful business person in the country. Under his company Blackrose LTD, Ken has interests in construction, interior design and clubs.

Ken is the brains behind Tortillas, Tortillas IQ and multi-million establishments along Thika Road. His estimated wealth stands at over KSh60 million and has employed about 60 people. Ken says he knows how to be rich and to be poor.

Here’s his story courtesy of K24’s Young Rich show;

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Tragic News: Q-Tasi Bereaved!

It’s always sad when I have to report some bad news and even worse when it’s tragic. And the news in this article is in that mould. RnB Genge artist Q-Tasi has lost a member of his family; his father. The young lad recently took to Facebook to release a statement to his fans about the demise of his father.

The lad had this to say to his fans:

 

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Ts a sad day 4me and ma family,weve lost the pillar and the head of our household we loved him and held him close but God loved him more and is now with him in heaven….al miss you so much DAD may the Lord rest your soul in eternal peace.

 

We at Ghafla wish to convey our deepest sympathies and condolences at this trying point of his life. May your father rest in eternal peace at the bossom of his creator. Amen.

Big Brother Africa Update: Ethiopia’s Bimp and South African Angelo Sent Packing!

It is a sad day for anyone who has enjoyed the sex scandals that have followed Angelo (who incidentally was in a serious relationship when he got into the house) as the South African sexy flexy lad was sent packing after failing to garner votes from anywhere other than Southern Africa.

The lad who has been having a steamy affair with Nigeria’s Beverly Osu has exited the house and this comes as a shock for most who thought he was immensely popular only for Africa to say this:

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And the same goes for Bimp who was eliminated this Sunday and the exit of the two has now paved way for the top 5 contestants and it is a sad day indeed for East Africa as we no longer have anyone from the greater Eastern Africa region in the running for the money.

And in a turn of events, only Tanzania voted for Bimp after Ethiopia routinely sidelined the Tanzanian, Kenyan and Ugandan contestants when it mattered the most so as my French speaking counterparts would say if they were asked whether there is any love lost about Bimp’s exit:

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Nigerians Say: Vera Sidika Cannot Be Kenyan! She Must Have Ghanaian Roots!

We all know that Vera Sidika was in Ghana to shoot a video with D’Black who did a song titled “Vera” a while back that the bootylicious lass asserts was about her -dubious assertion at best- aye? Well, the D’Black video features Davido and the two posed for a couple of photos that have caught the attention of Naija media.

And they cannot believe a Kenyan can have such yansh! Such a buxom derriere cannot be Kenyan they assert and they have settled on her being Ghanaian. Looks like Bright Gameli has been holding out on me! It would seem Ghanaian women are endowed and as such it goes without saying to Naija peoples that Vera is Ghanaian.

Check out the picture and caption that appeared on a blog:

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Let’s take it to church!

19th August 2013: Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Yet another cold and dreary August morning that has left me drained. I hate the cold. But this isn’t a weather forecast. this is about the ten hottest stories making headway in Kenya’s entertainment industry and as always, you know Ghafla!Kenya had the hottest stories for you. From the most suit and tie corporate stories to social scoops. And as always, you can get a hit of them below. So please, kick back have a hot cup of tea and enjoy:

#1. Is This Maina Kageni’s New Catch?

Is This Maina Kageni’s New Catch?
#2. This is The German-made Machine That Papa Shirandula’s Wilbroda Cruises In
#3. KTN’s Betty Kyalo Set To Marry Dennis Okari

KTN&#039;s Betty Kyalo Set To Marry Dennis Okari
#4. Photo of The Day: When A Reporter Asked Ezekiel Kemboi About His Mohawk Hairstyle (Hilarious)
#5. Nice Githinji and Gerald Langiri Get ‘Intimate’.
#6. Emmy Kosgei Speaks Out About Her Engagement To Tycoon Apostle Anselm Madubuko!
#7. The Churchill Show Is A Slump: Ronald Kelehi
#8. BBA Contestant Shows Off Her Hot Bikini Body
#9. Top 10 Most Watched TV Shows in Kenya!
#10. Tujuane Co-Hosts Malonza And Yvonne Dating!

Jimmy Gait Drops ‘Signature’!

James Ngaita Ngigi whom you known by his stage name Jimmy Gait has released a new Video called Signature.

The video is a signature for sure as he has maintained his  signature vocals blending in superbly with the beats.

The first born in a family of four has been a force to reckon with in the music industry with hit songs such as Muhadhara na Appointment under his belt.He has also managed to do a remix of his “Furi Furi” song with CEO of Safaricom Bob Collymore  media moguls such as Julie Gichuru and Jeff Koinange a fete that  other artistes have not accomplished.

Without further ado here is the video:

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Why You Should Be At Starflix This Weekend!

I am a movie junkie and especially a sucker for a well directed action packed movie.So to get my movie-fix I always rush to the nearest Starflix.

Two guns is a must watch for all you action fans.It brings together two of the most prolific actors in Hollywood Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg.You know Mark from Ted and The Italian Job and Denzel from The Book Of Eli,Safe house and flight.

Uncle Chim Tuna had written that this movie was coming to a Starflix near you ,I can now confirm that the movie is now showing at all starflix Cinemas.Starflix is the place to go for the ultimate movie experience do not be left out!

EXCLUSIVE: Another Nigerian Artiste Coming to Kenya Next Month!

Are you ready to dance to “African skank”? you better be cause Mr. JJC SKILZZ will be in the country by next month to teach us some African dance moves as we teach him our Maasai dance.


JJC SKILLZ will be performing at an event organised by GIDI GRINDERZ INK, BEAT INTERNATIONAL & RAP ENTERTAINMENT.
Surely this an event you don’t wanna miss out, so mark you calenders and prepair as we gonna exclusively sell you the tickets to the event. Meanmwhile you can purchase the tickets to the Lagos Night just to warm you up for the coming event.

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DID YOU KNOW THAT THE MINGLE WON’T BE SELLING TICKETS AT THE GATE? HERE’S WHERE YOU SHOULD BUY THEM

Adrenalin in Motion, the organiser behind the Mingle, have recently opted to stop selling tickets at the Ngong Racecourse gate.

 The reasoning behind this move is that it is much more convinient for both the customers and the organisers if there were no crush at the gate for tickets. If everyone was to come with a ticket in hand, then all you’d need to do at the gate was get approved and check in, a much-improved process from the malarky we usually see at the gate in popular Kenyan events. 

Well now, the most important question is: where does someone get tickets to the event?

Well first and foremost I believe it is our responsibility to stress that the Mingle is STRICTLY for persons over 21 years.

Early Bird tickets, which are usually the cheapest, are gone, but next time you should make sure to get on that.

Today, there will be Advance tickets being sold at 1500/= till tomorrow morning. Then starting tomorrow, tickets will go for 2000/= bob.

AVAILABLE AT STEERS & TICKETSASA.COM. BYOB UNTIL 5PM, NO ENTRY AFTER 9PM *****ALL TICKETS WILL BE SOLD IN ADVANCE. NO ENTRY TO EVENT GROUNDS WITHOUT A TICKET********

 SECURITY WILL BE TIGHT

Ghafla’s Susan Watiri Is On One FM! Tune In!

Ghafla’s Susan Watiri is currently on air talking with One FM’s stars Tina kagia and J.B Masanduku about the hottest stories and you should probably otune in to here Ghafla’s new beautiful lass speak. And don’t act like you have anything better to do!

Plus we all know how Team Mafisi has been blowing up the Ghafla hotline trying to get her to go on dates with them and you can get a little more personal with the lass by getting to know how she sounds.

And because I cannot possibly put up a one paragraph article I will spend the next 5 paragraphs telling you why you should tune in to ONE FM but really, we all know you’re already looking for the frequency, 97.1FM!

SYSTEM RAVE: COMING SOON

System Rave, a brand new event by System Unit & 1FM, will be coming to you live at KICC at the end of this month. DJ Mo says that he wants this event to take over the gospel circuit in a big way. This, however, is just a teaser. Keep it locked for more juicy details on this grand gig.

Want To Be Seduced? Here’s Where

This a call to all party people who wants to be seduced! Santa Fe Lounge at The Mall,Westlands, presents Seductive Fridays. This and every Friday, get a chance to get your groove back.

With DJ Abstrakt holding it down on the decks, you’re assured of some sick RnB, hip-hop,dancehall, techno, house, a little bit of Azonto, Gobe, Alingo. You’ll enjoy a massive night out with beautiful people and crazy offers on drinks in the house.

Speaking of drinks, remember to check in early before happy hour is over (9PM) and get to enjoy reduced beer prices; get 6 of any of our local beers for only 1000/=. Also, get a 750ml bottle of vodka and 4 Redbulls for JUST 3500/=!

To top it all, Ghafla will be in the building. This is definitely where you need to be tonight!

JUST WHO WILL BE THE JUDGES FOR THE UNIVERSITY DJ BATTLE?

The ‘BATTLE FOR UNIVERSITY DEEJAYS ’is one of the best initiative to be done Skeme Events Ltd, FUTURE+TIME, Spatron, SKYLUXX LOUNGE.

The event will have 5 University students from different Campuses. The Battle will comprise of Kenyatta University, Strathmore University, Jomo Kenyatta University of Technology, Nairobi University & Catholic University.
There will 3 renowned Judges on the day of Competition. The judges are Legends in Kenya Deejays scenes. The Legendary deejays will also take a chance to play for 1 hour each to entertain revelers at Skyluxx Lounge.

Brian Noah, head of Skeme events, the organisers of the battle, told us that the judges will be announced in due time.

Is This Maina Kageni’s New Catch?

Classic 105’s Maina Kageni was over the weekend spotted hanging out with a white lady at gala night for the auspicious Duma Product launch held at the Windsor Hotel.

After the event in which Maina was one of the MC’s he posted the photo online and captioned it, “kamuthungu” (ka muzungu). Has Maina finally heeded Mwalimu King’ang’i’s counsel and decided to find a better half? No! The lady is Naja Dahmani, CEO of Duma Group.

 

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They are looking good together, though. Now all the speculations can end.

Malonza And I Are Not Dating:Yvonne.

Tujuane is probably the most successful dating reality show Kenya has ever had.It has been on air on KTN for about 8 months and has managed to trend every week on Twitter.The show is hosted by Big Brother Africa rep 2012 Malonza and the beautiful Yvonne.

Earlier today some publications alleged that the co-hosts had decided to pull a ‘Tujuane’ and become an item.This speculations were due to the fact  they had been seen in multiple events together looking rather intimate.

One of the hosts,Yvonne came out to clear the air on her twitter page saying “Ladies & Gents! Malonza and I are not dating. He’s my very good friend & co-host! We work well together, no love affair there”

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Malonza And I Are Not Dating:Yvonne.

Tujuane is probably the most successful dating reality show Kenya has ever had.It has been on air on KTN for about 8 months and has managed to trend every week on Twitter.The show is hosted by Big Brother Africa rep 2012 Malonza and the beautiful Yvonne.

Earlier today some publications alleged that the co-hosts had decided to pull a ‘Tujuane’ and become an item.This speculations were due to the fact  they had been seen in multiple events together looking rather intimate.

One of the hosts,Yvonne came out to clear the air on her twitter page saying “Ladies & Gents! Malonza and I are not dating. He’s my very good friend & co-host! We work well together, no love affair there”

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Check Out Miss Karun’s Album Art!

 Everyone including the head of state knows Miss Karun’s album is coming out today aye? Well If you haven’t seen the pictures of how the president enjoyed himself at her exclusive listening party then you haven’t been reading Ghafla and you should probably check out Jeff’s article.

Check out the album art below:

 

Meet Gospel’s New Kids on The Block

Moody & Linka (MoodyLinka) is a gospel duo composed of two artistes namely: Moodybizze & Linka. The two’s have been long term friends having attended the same high school and going through the life together; were both suspended and expelled.

After learning through the hard way, they gave our lives to Christ in 2009 and armed with their talent and passion for music, they plunged into the art. Moodybizze sings while Linka raps, hence bringing about the blend in our music.

They started recording back in 2009 and so far have 10 songs among them four videos under their belt. The duo have had successful USAID events & roadshows, and also run high school tours whose purpose is to go round high schools winning more souls to Christ, teaching on behavioural changes, peer pressure and effective messages on drugs/substance abuse among the students.

Their latest video, ‘God Ni Msoo’ was done by Blessed Jo of Cream Vision Films while the audio has been done by Jeff Cherry of Kipawa Records Inc. Here it is;

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Meet Gospel’s New Kids on The Block

Moody & Linka (MoodyLinka) is a gospel duo composed of two artistes namely: Moodybizze & Linka. The two’s have been long term friends having attended the same high school and going through the life together; were both suspended and expelled.

After learning through the hard way, they gave our lives to Christ in 2009 and armed with their talent and passion for music, they plunged into the art. Moodybizze sings while Linka raps, hence bringing about the blend in our music.

They started recording back in 2009 and so far have 10 songs among them four videos under their belt. The duo have had successful USAID events & roadshows, and also run high school tours whose purpose is to go round high schools winning more souls to Christ, teaching on behavioural changes, peer pressure and effective messages on drugs/substance abuse among the students.

Their latest video, ‘God Ni Msoo’ was done by Blessed Jo of Cream Vision Films while the audio has been done by Jeff Cherry of Kipawa Records Inc. Here it is;

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SURVEY SHOWS THAT KENYANS THINK MIKE SONKO SHOULD BE ROLE MODEL OF THE YEAR

Yesterday we conducted a Ghafla!Poll that was asking ‘Who should be voted Role Model of the Year at the Mwafaka Awards‘ and the results were rather controversial!

Mike sonko, the blinged out Senator of Nairobi, came out first in a vote in which nearly 200 people participated in less than 24 hours. Here are the full results:

Statistics:

Mike Sonko
Votes: 74
 

38.9%  

Cathy Kiuna
Votes: 44
 

23.2%  

Bob Collymore
Votes: 8
 

4.2%  

David Rudisha
Votes: 29
 

15.3%  

Andrew Young
Votes: 0
 

0%  

Victor Wanyama
Votes: 35
 

18.4%  

 

Number of Voters   190
Start Voting   2013-08-15 14:05:59
End Voting   2013-08-16 00:00:00

This one is certain to bring out opinions from all sides of the divide. What do YOU think? Will you be rooting for Sonko at the Mwafaka Awards? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section below:

Statistics:

Mike Sonko
Votes: 74
 

38.9%  

Cathy Kiuna
Votes: 44
 

23.2%  

Bob Collymore
Votes: 8
 

4.2%  

David Rudisha
Votes: 29
 

15.3%  

Andrew Young
Votes: 0
 

0%  

Victor Wanyama
Votes: 35
 

18.4%  

Number of Voters   190
Start Voting   2013-08-15 14:05:59
End Voting   2013-08-16 00:00:00

Photos: These Are the Hottest Whips in This Region

The past weekend, Nairobi streets was awash with some of the-seen-before sickly souped up cars that made their way to the KICC grounds for this year’s East Africa Motor Show.

The event took centre stage as car enthusiasts drawn from Nairobi and beyond flooded the KICC courtyard to feast their eyes on the more than 150 cars with magnificent looks.

The event attracted various participants in the motor show industry who came out to showcase their skills of pimping out cars. The here are some photos from that;

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ARES from Unity Auto

 

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Bikers were there as well

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Souped up BMW

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Buggy

 

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Pimped out Chevy

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More Chevy…

 

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And more…

 

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Mustang in the building

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Juiced Range Rover

 

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One more from Mash Auto

 

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Drop top stretch

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“Minaj” was present too

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A juiced-to-flow Toyota Supra

 

 

This year’s event was powered by The Nairobian, Trueblaq & Mash Auto.

Photo credits: Nairobi’s Hottest Cars

Nice Githinji and Gerald Langiri Get ‘Intimate’.

House of Lungula is one of the most Hyped up shows yet.Maybe because it tackles issues about sex head on rather than  tip-toe around it like other shows.

Its cast is star-studded with prolific actors Such as Nice Githinji,Sarah Hassan,Helena Waithera,Ian Mbugua,Gerald Langiri among others.

The producers have been releasing photos that give a sneak peek on what to expect from the show. The latest one being of Gerald Langiri of the Forest looking ‘intimate’ with the gorgeous Nice Githinji.Take a look:

 

The show creators outline the plot on their Facebook page saying  “Harrison, overworked and underpaid is looking for money for bride price. A ‘business’ opportunity presents itself when he gets the keys to the Company house. With the CEO away on holiday, he has access to a vacant fully furnished house. He decides to cash in… Easy money doesn’t always come cheap.”

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The Churchill Show Is A Slump: Ronald Kelehi

Daniel Ndambuki popularly known as Churchill is considered to be the Godfather of comedy.Many have praised him for his show but not everyone is satisfied,they want him to raise the bar .Ronald Kelehi of actors.co.ke has this to say about The Churchill show and Kenyan stand-Up comedy:

‘It’s about time Kenyan comedians thought about having ghost-writers for their material. With all respect to Mr. Daniel Ndambuki and being a pioneer in the Kenyan Comedic scene, Churchill show is on a slump…truthfully, but since there is no other comedian in sight with a TV show to fight for TV time or traffic and thus give him a push to come on stage with better material we just have to put up with that.”

He then continues”I am still waiting to see a One hour special by a Kenyan comedian that can tackle a variety of issues and not just tribal jokes, clown dressing and speaking in broken language.

The main point of humor is to provide amusement and provoke laughter but it also acts as a healer where one can relate to topics raised and help him build.  Sometimes all one wants is to get away from the norm or be encouraged that he/she is not walking alone (Liverpool fans can attest to this) that’s when the genius of stand up is appreciated.”

I think most Kenyan comedians are afraid to step on peoples toes and touch on real societal issues and make jokes out of them. Don’t be afraid to touch on an issue that is offensive. Make it funny and we’ll laugh but also ponder”

What do you guys think?Do you think Ronald has a point?Should Kenyan stand up comedians pull up their socks?

Top Gospel Artiste Reveals Secret behind His Success

Less than a year after he released his hit single, ‘Omwami’ fast-rising Gospel singer, Papa Muyelele landed a radio host job at Mombasa-based Baraka FM; if that’s not an achievement, I don’t know what you’ll refer to it.

A year later, Muyelele’s accomplishments continue to manifest. Last week, he released yet another major track that is currently enjoying some polite airplay on local radio stations. And now Muyelele who is on the up has just revealed the secret behind his success.

“What I am about to reveal to you are the secrets of my success which my dad taught me,” proclaimed Muyelele before enumerating the ‘secrets’.

Number ONE is that; Your career must provide shelter for you.

TWO; Your career must put food on your table.

THREE; Your career must give you fame, respect, dignity and appreciation.

FOUR; your career must maintain your life style.

FIVE; your career must make you charitable.

SIX; your career must give you good health.

SEVEN; your career must give you job satisfaction.

EIGHT; your career must match your personality.

NINE; your career must take care of your future. And finally;

TEN; your career must make you make heaven.”

 

Top Gospel Video Producer Attacked: Accused Of Being A Conman!

It would seem there is unrest within the gospel fraternity as elements within it have begun tearing at some luminaries accusing them of stealing and conning unsuspecting people of their hard earned money.

A friend of mine asked me whether I was aware of a debate raging on Willy paul’s page and i wasn’t seeing as I do not follow the lad… Actually, I “follow” no one but that is another story for another day.

And he sent me this rather interesting screenshot which made me investigate further:

This was posted on Willy Paul’s page by the allegedly aggrieved party:

 

Titus Sadfahpriest Amke  Titus Sadfahpriest Amke    Willy Paul
 
….the MANHUNT Search is ON!!! If you have been duped or conned by one video producer called Nelson TIGER, famously known for producing the MAMA video by Bahati..kindly contact me on 0721-734289!!! Naskia AMEZOEYA tabia hii mbaya sana!!! ONLY SERIOUS DUPED CLIENTS PLEASE!!!
 
 
no matter what you do, you will not get the man of God down. just because hes now shining you are getting jelous? ha! watch it coz mungu halali. no matter what is said about him i will continue working with him… and the other artist too.
 
Titus Sadfahpriest Amke  Titus Sadfahpriest Amkebro get ur facts ryt,the same man of God u r so much defending has infact conned me twice….infact i have a signed contract with him!!!nwe,when his fourty days will come,thats when you will agree….n am not stopping u nor other artists to work with him….all am saying is he should stop taking upcoming artists for his conning rides….
 
Willy Paul  Willy Paulbro its evident that u dnt like his success, if he did what ur saying… then ni lazima uandike kwa wall hivi kila mtu ajue? why u go sort it out with him. what u r doing is not right
 
Titus Sadfahpriest Amke  Titus Sadfahpriest Amkebro..av done my best to call or text him…to no avail…if u see me go to this extend,tis coz he is no where to be found….he has been postponing my shoot all this while…so kama u want prove that av done my best nko hata na txts zake aki nipa a thousand n one reasons vile ako busy…yet alishachukua doo….y wasnt he busy too busy to come pick the deposit???
 
Davie V’ce Litotiger is now the best producer nd u cant change that….jelousy kando nkt!!! settle your deals alne dnt involve ohters who work with him
 
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One Of Nairobi’s Classiest Lounges Invites You For Karaoke! Find Out How the First One Went! (Photo Gallery)

On Tuesday night I was invited out by one Reenah for Aqua Lounge’s inaugural Karaoke night on Tuesday and trust me when i say that everything at aqua lounge is swanky! The decor, the ambiance and even the toilets!

I was impressed by the management’s attention to detail; everything was tip top! And the host for the Karaoke night can sing. And boy does she have a pair of lungs on her! i thought that because it was on a Tuesday night, even the patrons would be bored. but I kid you not, the patrons had so much psych! they kept singing and singing and going and going and I was impressed.

I actually fled the scene at about midnight and people were still singing and drinking and making merry! Either this clientele owns their own businesses or they don’t have to be at work by 8am like the rest of us.

Anyway, check out the photo gallery:

 

 

Kevin Kemama, Ephy Saint and their friends

Prezzo Dines From The Great Seal of The US Platter (Photo)

His rapcellency Prezzo upholds his ‘presidential ways’ wherever he goes to. The ‘king of bling’ who’s currently in the States recently had his meal served on a platter resembling the Great Seal of The United States of America.

In his words, “Everything Presidential, watching my weight while Iam out here #GoodLife #Rapcellency”

 

 

Prezzo seal of states

 

 

What’s so great about the Great Seal?

A cornerstone in the foundation of the United States, the Great Seal of the United States is used to authenticate certain documents issued by the United States federal government.

The Great Seal is used as the national coat of arms of the United States.[1] It is officially used on documents such as United States passports, military insignia, embassy placards, and various flags. As a coat of arms, the design has official colors; the physical Great Seal itself, as affixed to paper, is monochrome.

The Secretary of State is the official custodian of the Great Seal of the United States. The Great Seal is kept in a mahogany cabinet and displayed in the Exhibit Hall of the Department of State in Washington, D.C.

Yet Again Huddah Flaunts Hefty Sums of Cash (Photos)

Days before her entrance into Big Brother Africa, Huddah shocked many when she paraded a suitcase full of new dollar bills. That was then; this week, ‘Thee Boss Lady’ struck again!

This time the famous socialite (even though she tenaciously denounced that term) wants to show you just how much she’s worth. Wednesday, Huddah displayed dollar bills and a few 1000 shilling notes. Here they are plus the captions;

 

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“Counting money in the toilet at a Mall with my main bitch coz we bad ass….We aint trying to show off these pocket change,but see the ice???”

 

She then spread the dollar bills on her thighs;


“And thats my main b*tch….skin soft like silk….”

 

Then spread them on her bed;


Okay these sheets are rare…..Goodnight….Bow down bitches….

 

 

Huddah is known for her flashy ways something she’s not sorry about.

POLL: Who Is Your Favorite Socialite?

Socialite,this is a relatively new term in our country.A term that more often that not leaves a bad taste in our mouths.We  as Africans are yet to wrap our heads around the  concept of ‘Being famous for being famous’

This is because we live in a culture where your source of fame or money has to be accounted for.Seeking fame using your body is frowned upon and yet everyday we see yet another socialite born into the social scenes.

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are the classic examples of socialites in the West with even Paris Hilton’s catch phrase “That’s Hot” being used left right and center.The common denominator among socialites is owning a lot of money a trust fund from daddy money bags is a plus.

The Kenyan social scene is awash with socialites but the  socialites that stand out  are Huddah Monroe,Vera Sidika and Pendo.

Today we throw the three socialites in a pit and you get to vote for your favorite socialite.
Will it be:

The Boss Lady Huddah Monroe

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Or Video Vixen Vera

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or The Bad-ass Pendo?

{acepolls 78}

 

Tujuane Co-Hosts Malonza And Yvonne Dating!

I have some rather strong misgivings about this particular story but I have to admit that the source is impeccable! Actually the source is the Standard’s tabloid rag The Nairobian and was written up by cate Mukei who has an unbelievable record of getting things right on the money!

According to The Nairobian, the pair have been spotted in and around town looking spiffy all dolled up and whatnot looking intimate. and all this came to a head at the Social media Awards ceremony taking pictures and exchanging goo-goo eyes (bleurgh!).

Keep it Ghafla for more information…

BBA Update:Feza’s Kenyan Roots!

Last Sunday, the agonizing reality that East Africa was out of Big Brother Africa-The Chase hit us very badly. Almost a week later we are still reeling from our squashed dreams that the prize money would come to the 255.Our only hope Tanzania’s Feza was kicked out of the BBA house but was received like a hero both in her country and East Africa.

In an interview with the Pulse Feza talked about how sad she was to leave the the house as it was only two weeks to the finale.She was however glad that East Africa had got her back.

 “I must thank Africa for keeping me in the Chase.I was so shocked that I had so many Kenyan supporters.Nairobi is my second home and I must say,i did my best to represent my fans.

This is what caught my eye”I grew up in Kenya where i studied in several schools including Senior Chief Koinange Girls High School Kiambu”

DStv and Zuku Subscribers Have Nothing To Fear Ahead Of The Digital Migration!

Do you own a DStv decoder or a Zuku one? well you have nothing to fear about Kenya’s push for a digital migration. Zuku and DStv have signed deals with local broadcasters to allow their decoders to receive digital signal on free-to-air channels ahead of the December switch-off in Nairobi.

The Communications Commission of Kenya (CCK) said last week the current decoders provided by Zuku and DStv will no longer be able to transmit free-to-air channels such as NTV, KBC, KTN, Citizen and K24 after the switch-off, meaning subscribers would have to purchase new set-top boxes or buy upgraded decoders.

Responding to Tweets from HumanIPO, DStv Kenya and Zuku confirmed their subscribers will not need to purchase new decoders or upgrade their current decoders.

DStv and Zuku subscribers will not buy new decoders ahead of digital migration

DStv Kenya said: “Our set up boxes are already on a digital platform thus no need to acquire a new decoder to receive local channels.”

Zuku said: “Kindly note that you will not need a new decoder after the switch-off of analogue.”

Kenya’s digital signal distribution is licenced to PANG, a Chinese company, and Signet, a subsidiary of the Kenya Broadcasting Corporation (KBC), as the government awaits to float a tender for a third signal distributor.

Both digital distributors use the Digital Video Broadcast Technology 2 (DVB-T2), a mode of transmission which the regulator says is different from that used by DStv and Zuku decoders.

 

 

 

 

Source: humanipo.com

Photo of The Day: When A Reporter Asked Ezekiel Kemboi About His Mohawk Hairstyle (Hilarious)

Thursday night, Ezekiel Kemboi won his third straight world championship title in the men’s steeplechase. Kemboi, who has also won two Olympic titles, won the race in 8 minutes, 6.01 seconds.

In their usual style, Kenyans turned this victory into something worth laughing about. Take a look;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Photo credits: Fans of Faiba advert

Smitta Smitten Bereaved

August is really an unpopular month,and for a good reason.Its the month where the angel of death pays one too many visits to our country.From the botched coup d’état  in 1982 to the death of our first president,from inter-ethnic conflicts in Tana river to the 1998terrorist attack,August is really a bad month in our country.

Recently Collo lost his father now Standard journalist Smitta Smitten whose real name is Tony Mochama has lost his younger brother Benjy Mauta.

According To Pulse Magazine,Benjy had been admitted to hospital for a period of three weeks before his death after being attacked by thugs as he was coming from collecting rent from their family property in Ngong.The robbers knocked him out cold leaving him for dead and also stealing his shirt.This incidence led to him contracting pneumonia. He was admitted at the Nairobi West  Hospital where a  blood clot in the lung  took his life.

On his column in the Pulse Today this is what Tony said”I m stricken to tell ya that me kid brother passed on last Sunday night,at about half ten in the pm.I had just seen him in hosi that sunlit aftey,wishing his was well enough to go scope out his fave team Man U play Wigan for that chapati cooking pan called”Community shield”

My heart goes out to Smitta and his family during this trying time.