Now the long wait has been reduced to hours, the world’s most powerful man is on board Air Force One heading to Kenya.

Potus left Washington DC for Kenya in a trip that will see him stay in his father’s ancestral land for three long days.

Marine One chopper took off from White House lawn ferrying the leader of free world to Andrews Field where Obama boarded Air Force One.

The special blue and white Boeing 747 carrying Obama left Andrews in company of US war planes which are keeping guard of the airspace Potus is flying in.

Credit: Economic Time

The long wait is finally over! President Obama will be making his way to the country today. For Nairobians, you can make your way to Mombasa Road that’s if you want to catch a glimpse of the US President’s motorcade. Obama aside, below are the hottest stories on our site this Friday morning:

#1#SomeoneTellCNN: Did CNN Intend To Mock Kenya Ahead Of Obama Visit? This Is What They Called Our Country (Photo)

#2Gloria Muliro’s Ditched Hubby Furiously Lashes Out At The Media Following Yesterday’s Incident

#3Photos From The Horrific Incident Where Unknown Goons Attacked And Attempted To Kill Robert Alai (Photos)

#4BBC Sheds Light On #KOT Moments After It Roasted CNN

#5Senator Mike Sonko Jumps on the Kidero Grass Saga…Does He Ridicule him as Well? Find Out..

#6Forget Air Force 1, Forget The Beast, Everybody Forgot About These Men Carrying US Briefcase With Nuclear War Plan Who Will Also Be Accompanying Obama (Photos)

#7Citizen TV’s Terry Anne Chebet Unleashes Her Sexy Cleavage And Leaves Men All Hot And Bothered

#8These Are The Top 10 Highest Earning African Presidents. You Will Not Believe Who Was Number 1

#9Some Of The Funny Memes Responding To CNN #SomeoneTellCNN

#10Ghafla! Exclusive: The Infamous Model Who Was Allegedly Involved In A Romantic Affair With A Top Politician Bleaches Himself Silly To Attract Potential Sugarmamas (Photos)

City tycoon, Chris Kirubi, is the latest ‘big’ figure to take a dig at US-owned broadcaster, CNN, for their public slur on Kenya.

Today CNN told Kenyans the bitter truth and like they say it, it damn itchy than Magadi salt on a raw wound.

#KOT has been on the forefront launching continuous attack on CNN ever since news broke that the broadcaster had smeared poop on our beloved country.

Folks are not giving CNN space to breathe, hashtags are popping up on twitter all of which are condemning CNN’s action.

#someonetellcnn was the hottest trend in the morning but now #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithHotbed is taken over the mantle to troll CNN.

DJ CK has also taken a jab at CNN. Chris says the broadcaster wouldn’t derail the vision of the country by propagating its own agenda.

But that’s not the interesting part, the billionaire borrowed a leaf from the popular Nigerian dude to tell CNN; GERRARAHERE MEN!

Kenyatta University and all those folks who were trolling University of Nairobi can now zip their mouths because finally President Obama’s influence was felt at UoN.

Babu Owino and his comrades can now breathe a sigh of relief, Kenyans were on their necks after Obama snubbed them opting to visit KU instead.

But with only a few hours remaining till the world’s most powerful man touches down, a miracle happened that left many totally transfixed.

Obama decided to stir up University Of Nairobi’s students. Just like their counterpart at Kenyatta University boasted all day long after Marine 1 and three other military aircrafts touched down on their tuff, Obama’s official chopper also landed at UoN.

At first the news sounded like mere grapevine but actually Marine 1 landed at UoN. Of course Potus wasn’t onboard, just pilots alone.

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After about 2 years of working at one of Kenya’s Big Four, Citizen TV.Michelle Morgan left the .No.1 TV station for a lesser known Ebru TV.

Many do not know why she left but she opens up about her departure from Citizen in a Candid interview with Ghafla.

“As you know, at Citizen TV I did business news which was not relay my passion. So I was confined to an area that I was not passionate about. And I expressed a desire to move away from that but there were no opportunities. Although is the most established station, I was unhappy there because I was doing something that was not making me happy.” she says.

Her personality made her want more from life, more excitement and that’s when she made a choice to leave a job that many media hopefuls would kill for.

“I decided I had to move on because my soul was dying doing this, going in everyday and doing business reporting.” she says.

After leaving Citizen, she went to Berlin where she dipped into cinematography and learnt a few skills that helped her pursue her current creative projects. Things she describes as pretty exciting.

Watch it below:

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CNN is on the spot today for calling Kenya a terror hotbed. This angered Kenyans who have, under the hash tag #SomeoneTellCNN, taken on the American TV station head on with these very intriguing memes.

They say that a picture is worth a thousand words, but Prezzo’s latest photos of him fondling and looking intimate with a Huddah-alike told a whole story. A story of passionate love.

But unlike what may thought, she is not the main chic, in fact he seems really in love with one Naz Nassir a beautiful girl who looks like one of those ,models from the 90’s or Ethiopian-born model Liya Kabede.

“When ur WCW beside u & u forced to pull a LL COOL J & lick ur lips #TrulyUnruly #QueenWithThecrown” he wrote while flaunting his flame.

The rapper is famed for dating smoldering hot women such as Huddah, Chagga Barbie and Diva Bawse and he did not disappoint with Naz.

CNN is still making headlines after it undermined Kenya early today when it labeled it a terror hotbed. The undermining statement by the American media house has elicited mixed reactions among many Kenyans, with majority expressing their disgust at the unfortunate happening.

This comes a day before Obama jets into the country to grace the Global Entrepreneurship Summit.

Ambassador Amina Mohammed, Cabinet Secretary for Foreign Affairs, has responded to CNN following their blatant of disregard of Kenya’s efforts to make the country a safe haven.

Speaking to Capital FM early today, the ambassador wondered why CNN was trying to make Kenya look like it owns terrorism.

“We know about terrorism and we are doing everything to curb it. It has happened in New York, Boston, London, Paris, Madrid, Russia. Terrorism doesn’t respect boundaries, nationalities, and it attacks everybody and everywhere. Turkey, Ethiopian troops in Somalia…” she said.

“We claim no ownership of terrorism. The biggest lesson is that we must come together. We must share everything we have to fight it,” Ambassador Amina said.

Ahem! Apparently Kenyans don’t like to be told the truth. The only man with titanium balls has confronted #KOT with CONCRETE evidence to support CNN’s depiction of Kenya.

Guilty as charged! While #KOT is busy roasting CNN over clear truth, Radio Jambo’s presenter has decided to provide the evidence which CNN failed to produce in their controversial assertion.

Gidi Gidi highlighted SEVERAL incidents when the country fell victim to terror attacks:

We are a Hotbed of terror, instead of acknowledging our problems we are busy defending our incompetence as innocent Kenyans continue dying. Its the same principle we apply in corruption. We defend our tribesmen as they continue looting…..take a look below

The following is the chronology of terrorist related events that have taken place across Kenya since 1998.

Aug. 7, 1998 — Al-Qaida terrorists attack U.S. embassy building in Nairobi, killing 213 people and wounding 5,000 people. The twin-attacks also targeted Tanzania.

Nov. 14, 2002 — Terrorist attack at an Israeli-owned hotel in Kikambala, Mombasa, kills 15 people, including three Israelis.

Oct. 24, 2011 — Al-Shabaab launches a series of low-grade terrorist strikes in Nairobi. Attacks aimed at civilian targets. Attack at Mwaura’s pub, leaves two dead, 20 wounded. Attacker hurled grenade before fleeing. Police bomb squads say the grenade used were Russian-made.

Oct. 15, 2011, Kenya launches a military offensive against Al- Shabaab militants in Somalia who had been crossing the border into Kenya to kidnap foreign tourists and aid workers for several months.

Operation Linda Nchi began soon after the kidnapping of two Spanish women who were working for Doctors Without Borders at the Dadaab refugee camp complex in Kenya’s North Eastern Province on Oct. 13, 2011.

Oct. 17, 2011 — A Kenyan navy patrol boat is hit by a suspected rocket-propelled grenade off the coast of Lamu, injuring three navy officers.

Oct. 24, 2011 — Attackers hurl grenade at a commuter bus stage in Nairobi. One person dead, 59 people injured.

Oct. 27, 2011– Suspected Al-Shabaab militants attack a vehicle transporting exam materials in Lafey district in Mandera, killing four people, including two education officials and a Kenyan police reservist.

Oct. 28, 2011 — A vehicle in a convoy carrying members of Kenya’s paramilitary General Services Unit heading to Liboi hits a roadside landmine 7 km from Garissa town. Three people are injured.

Nov. 5, 2011 — Two grenades are hurled at the East African Pentecostal Church in Garissa town, killing two including an 8- year-old girl. Five others are injured.

Nov. 6, 2011 — Suspected Al-Shabaab militants attack a border post in Damasa village in Lafey district in Mandera, killing a police reservist.

Nov. 24, 2011– Twin grenades target a Holiday Inn hotel and a shop in Garissa, killing three people and injuring at least 27 others. A roadside bomb in Bulla-Garaay, near Mandera town, kills a Kenyan soldier and wounds four others on patrol.

Nov. 26, 2011 — Suspected Al-Shabaab militants attack Arabia, a trading center near Mandera, and hit the local police station, taking arms and ammunition and destroying communications equipment.

Dec. 5, 2011 — A landmine targeting a United Nations convoy explodes at Ifo refugee camp in Dadaab complex, killing a police officer and injuring three others.

Dec. 11, 2011 — A remote-controlled explosive device explodes near Mandera Border Point Three, killing one police officer and injuring three. Another landmine in Wajir town targeting a military convoy explodes injuring nine soldiers.

Jan. 11, 2012 — Armed Al-Shabaab militants kill six people including three police officers in Gerille camp, Wajir District. The militants also kidnapped two government officials.

Feb. 19, 2012 — Al-Shabaab claims responsibility for an attack on a police station in Hulugho, Garissa, which killed a policeman and a civilian and injured two other civilians.

March 10, 2012 — Six people are killed and more than 60 injured when four hand grenades are hurled at Machakos bus station in Nairobi.

March 31, 2012 — At least one person is killed and 18 wounded in two attacks targeting a church gathering in Mtwapa and a restaurant in Mombasa.

April 29, 2012 — A grenade attack in God’s House of Miracle International Church in Nairobi kills one person and injures at least 15 others.

May 15, 2012 — Attackers fire indiscriminately at the Bella Vista nightclub in Mombasa, one killed. Three grenades are used to attack club.

May 21, 2012 — Four Kenyan soldiers are injured when their patrol vehicle hits a landmine in the north-eastern Mandera region.

May 28, 2012 — Blast at Nairobi’s shopping stall, Assanand’s House, injures 27. Police confirm grenade or bomb used in attack.

June 24, 2012 — Three people are killed and 30 wounded when a hand grenade is thrown into Jericho Beer Garden in Mombasa as football fans watch the Euro 2012 quarter-final match.

July 1, 2012 — Twin church attacks in Garissa town kill 17 people and injure 60 others. Attackers seize guns from Police before mass shootings. Catholic Cathedral and African Inland Church (AIC) are attacked. Police arrest 80 people in operation after the killings.

July 18, 2012 — Grenade attack at a barber shop in Wajir town leaves three policemen injured.

Aug. 3, 2012 — Two separate attacks in Nairobi’s Eastleigh neighborhood kill four people. The bombs used in the attack are disguised as a transistor radio and a gas cylinder.

Aug. 28, 2012 — Three policemen were killed and 12 wounded during riots in Mombasa following the killing of Muslim Cleric, Aboud Rogo in Mombasa. Al-Shabaab claims responsibility for riots.

Sept. 20, 2012 — Kenyan Defense Forces (KDF) launch major operation in Garissa after the indiscriminate killing of three of its soldiers in AMISOM.

Jan. 4, 2013 — Two killed in grenade attack in Garissa from a saloon car at a tent where people were chewing khat.

Jan. 16, 2013 — Suspected Al-Shabaab shot dead five people and injured 3 others at a restaurant in Garissa.

Jan. 17, 2013 — Two men believed to be suicide bombers of Somali origin die after improvised explosive devices went off in Hagdera refugee camp in Dadaab.

Feb. 2, 2013 — A blast in Wajir town in northeast Kenya leaves KDF soldier dead and two other soldiers injured.

April 18, 2013 — Six are shot dead and 10 others seriously injured by armed gangsters who stormed Kwa Chege Hotel in Garissa and started shooting.

Sept. 21, 2013 — Armed masked terrorists stormed a popular shopping mall in Nairobi, killing 59 people and injuring more than 175 people. Al-Shabaab claims the responsibility for the attack.

Remember a video of a sinfully curvy Ray-C gyrating up against a dread-locked man in her song ‘Sogea’ a few years ago?

Well she’s just done it again, though this time she was all alone.The Tanzanian songbird was in a world of her own as she danced seductively for her followers while advertising her upcoming music.

“Ngoma mpya zinazidi kuongezeka.Sijui ipi itakuwa ya kwanza kutoka.Zouk ,Taarab,Mduara ?” she wrote while sensually shaking her famous assets.

She may be “All about that bass” now, but Ray-C has still got it:

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Going home for the second time might have the Potus a little more excited now more than ever, and here we sat, thinking that we were the only ones excited about the visit, the grass, the roads closing, business coming to a standstill, the hilarious meme on twitter to  name just a few,… 

 Only a day before flying in to Kenya, Obama is already celebrating, reminiscing  of the euphoric moments of his hey days in Kenya. 

Check out his dance moves here:  The President can dance! Maybe he should feature on sakata too , just for kicks.

 

Big S/O to the man himself @barackobama

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She is one of Homeboyz’ most popular presenters thanks to her loud and easygoing personality on her Class 124 show at the station.

You can always catch her from 1-4 P.M where she promises to deliver “an engaging combination of personality, education and great music”

Away from the mic, Mwalimu Rachel has a son with underground rapper K-Letta and the last we saw of him; he was just a tiny tot. He is now all grown up and is apparently very talented.

“It’s a family rich in talents! We thank God So far JJ’s talent is singing,dancing, eating,football,and story telling” his mum wrote about her young son.

Photo:Niaje

Hmm.. who know JJ could follow in his father’s footsteps and make a name for himself in music industry.

Seems like EVERYONE is penning a letter of demands-or threats-to Obama outlining the consequences of his visit(or lack of) to their particular institution. Universities are particularly notorious in this… And Nairobi Uni just took the cake for the tackiest letter yet.

Trusted sources have REVEALED to Ghafla that the Most Powerful Man On Earth(sorry,Vladimir Putin) will be visiting Nyeri County to tour the Church that Blessed Stephanie Nyaatha used to worship in,to tour the village Nobel Laureate Wangari Maathai,who also was Obama’s friend and confidante,grew up in,and also to tour the graveside of the Founder of the Worldwide Scouts Movement Biden Powell who was buried in Nyeri.

Sister Nyaatha is of huge significance to Obama because his white mother was a Catholic who, during her stay in Hawaii, had the chance to meet and worship with the young Nyaatha way back in the 70’s.

It’s not yet clear when Obama will be visiting Nyeri County but it’s speculated that he will do so early Sunday Morning because he is planning to attend Sunday Mass in Nyeri and later tour Sister Nyaatha’s Church and projects until mid day.

And now,gripped by the Obama fever that has been driving the nation bonkers, the elated residents of Nyeri have come out to show their support and anticipation for the history-bending visit. Nothing will be left to chance.

The whole of Nyeri County is alive and upbeat… From the Governor, Hon. Nderitu Gachagua,to the little people across all corners of Nyeri, everyone is working tirelessly to ensure that Nyeri town is resplendent and magnificently manicured ahead of this much-heralded visit.

And to properly prepare for this buoyant eventuality,a group of Nyeri Women calling themselves “Atumia A Nyeri Caucus” has gone ahead an published a letter that has since gone viral across Nyeri. The group,lead by leading Nyeri female politicians and grassroots leaders and Chama women, has published a list of THINGS that should be done and NOT be done before, during and after Obama’s grand visit.

The letter,singed by the group’s Secretary General, Njeeri Wa Kahua,has since gone viral… It has been distributed across the whole County; In bars and in hotels and in schools and in homes and in the streets and in churches and across all nooks and crannies.

Njeri Wa Kahua-Atumia A Nyeri Caucus Secretary General.

We’ve finally got hold of the letter and we hereby publish it for you. It’s stern,acute, straight-to-the-point,no-nonsense, urgent and seriously very hilarious.

Here’s the LETTER. Babu Owino’s letter ain’t got nuthin’ on this one.

Re: KUSHIKA OBAMA UGENI. (TOUCHING OBAMA A VISITOR)

1. Obama anakuja. Najua hamjui ivo. Especially Mama Kang’ethe. Obama anakuja. Na ni razima tushirikiane dio hii kitu ikuwe success. Na hii dio mambo tugeoba itedeke kabla Obama afike. Aibu dogo dogo turiwachia akina Wa Brian.

2. Ware watu wanapeda kukojoa kojoa ovyo ovyo kado ya barabara tafadhali muwache. Hii ni barabara, sio choo ya kanjo. Mutu akitoka kwa nyuba atoke amekojoa. Na kama ni razima ukojoe huku inje tafadhari mutu abebe shiringi kumi akojoe kwa choo za kanjo. Hatutaki Obama akifika huku asikie tukinuka mikojo. Hii ni town ama ni Urinal?

3. Hawkers tafathari muanze kuuza vitu za maana. Sio ati kuuza dawa ya mende ama dawa ya panya hapa. Muuze vitu za heshima. Vitu kama wallet na vibeti za wamama. Vitu kama vioo na saa. Musifanye Obama aone ati sisi ni wachafu. Watu wa kuuza dawa za mende na panya tafathari edeni mukauze Nanyuki. Sio huku priss. Mutarudi next week.

4. Akina Shiru and ware wasichana wa pare Kimathi University waambiwe tafathari wavae at least nguo mrefu kidogo. Sio zile matangari wanavaaga. Mutu anavaa kaguo kadoooogo anakaa ni kama amevaa poster. Ama bendera. Mutu avae guo murefu priss. Furthermore, kuna baridi. Musifanye watoto wa Obama waone kama Nyeri hakuna material ya kutosha ya kushona nguo. Tafadhari.

5. Hii weekend tafathari hakuna kung’oa mutu transformer. Hio exercise tumepiga marufuku. For now. Mambo ya kukata transformer Wamama nawaoba priss muchoree for this weekend. Kateni vitu zingine kama mboga. Na nyama quarter. Na wazee tafathari make our work easier. Tumejitorea tusiwakate transformer. Hata nyinyi razima mu-behave. Don’t tempt us. Lakini wamama msijali, we shall resume the exercise next weekend. Si ati mutupe visu.

6. Boda boda zote ziende Karatina. Na sio kwa ubaya.

7. Ware watu wanafanya hii kazi ya kumwaga second generation alcohol aki ya mungu musimwage this weekend. Munamwaganga vitu mbaya sana. Mutafanya Obama ashindwe hii ni pombe ama ni mutu amehara. Tafathari hii mambo ya kuvamia wines and spirit tusifanye for now. Hatutaki Obama akitoka kwa gari akijaribu kutembea ateleze… Juu pombe imemwagwo kira mahali. Na kama razima mumwage pombe (i tondu hamusikiangi) tafathari mwageni pombe za nguvu kama Jameson, Baileys na kuenderea. Blue moon na Kibao iende ikamwagwo Kirinyaga prisss.

8. Beggars tafathari tunawaomba you beg for serious money. At least for this weekend only. Sio kuoba oba shiringi tano tano hapa. Mutu kama ni beggar u-beg pesa iko na adabu. Pesa itaonyesha Obama ya kwamba economy huku inamea. Na kama wewe ni ware watu wanapeaga beggar kitu, this weekend, priss muwapatie kitu ya maana. Sio kuangushia beggar shiringi Tatu kwa bakuri. Mutu atoe 50 kwenda juu. Unapatia mutu shiringi tano kwani ni baloon amekuuzia?

9. Kuna billboard zingine huku za aibu sana. Billboard muziiiiima ina-advertise nyuba za kukoboa. Na zingine zina-advertise ati sijui Condom. Mutafanya Obama afikirie kazi yetu tu huku ni kukoboa nyumba na kutumia Condom. Billboard za maana ziwekwe. Billboard ambazo zina-advertise vitu kama vitabu, for instance. Ama laptops. Sio kujaza barabara na billboard zina-advertise sabuni ya kuosha choo.

10. Nyasi yetu irimea. Sio kama ya Kidero. At least iripandwo last year. Ubaya ni ati imerariwo na idlers mpaka ikageuza rangi. Na ire nyasi ya pande ya Kimathi Street imemea mpaka inakaa thangari. So kama unajua kukata nyasi priss ongea na Mama Ken. Akupatie panga.

11. Wakati Obama atakuwa akitoa hotuba priss mukae kuerewa. Najua kizungu irikuja na meri rakini tafathari tusiaibishane hapa. Obama akisema kitu, hata kama hamujaerewa,munafaa ku-respond. Akitoa joke na muone watu wa security yake wamecheka hata nyinyi mucheke. Mutaerezewa baadaye. Aibu tuchoree. I hope familia ya Gathogoro imeskia.

12. Bendera za America hatuna. Na ingekuwa vizuri kama tungeweza kupeperusha hizo bedera kama vire naona Nairobi wakifanya. Kama uko na bedera ya America kwako turetee tafathari. Na zikikosa kabisa wamama tafathari waambiwo washone bedera. Ama mutu aambie Mama Kim atupatie bedsheets zake. Naskianga zimechorwo kama bedera.

13. Wasichana wa Kimathi University ati naskia murisema Obama akikosa kutembea hio shule yenu ati mutajikojolea. Aki ya mungu kamoja kajikojoree kaone. Mutajua paka sio sungura.

14. Ware wamama wamechaguriwo kuimbia Obama akifika Wooiii priss muoge kwanza. Munaibanga vizuri sana rakini ubaya wenu huwa munacharaza wimbo harafu muna-sweat ta ngoma. Muoge Kwanza. Harafu mutu ajipake marash. At least hata muki-sweat hio jasho isigonjeshe mugeni. Kwanza kuna kajasho Mama Eunice anatoanga, Wooiii, ni Governor tu anajua.

15. Conductor wa Matatu woooiii priss mupuguze kerere. Iteni watu pore pore watakuja. Mutu anaugiriria ati ‘Kiganjo Kumi Kiganjo Kumi’ na hata hana adabu. Kama distance yako ni ya 50 bob and below hata usishinde ukiitana na nguuuvu. Ita abiria chini ya maji. Bei zingine sio za kutangazwo.

Na kwa hayo machache,we hope muko tayari kupokea mugeni.

Na kale kasichana ka Mama Waithera kaabiwo katayarishe ‘Poem’. Na ikuwe ni poem iko na miguu. Sio zile vitu kanaandikiagwo na Uncle yake wkati Mututho amekuja.

Otherwise,tukutaneni kwa uwanja.

Yours,

Njeriu Wa Kahua.

Secretary General.

Kenyans on Twitter (#KOT) is now the dominant force on social networking platforms. Western media are now saluting the lynch bandwagon.

Mess with them and you will get your bottom smacked harder than the 40 whips that landed on Jesus’ back. #KOT has a reputation of tearing apart whoever whenever!

Last week it was Ugandans who were on the receiving end of #KOT’s wrath. Today it’s CNN that is receiving a dose of #KOT’s karate kicks.

The leading global broadcaster vomited their foul-smelling insult on Kenyans and as such, the protector had to teach them a lesson they don’t get to learn when they mess with other countries.

Read also: #SomeoneTellCNN: Did CNN Intend To Mock Kenya Ahead Of Obama Visit? This Is What They Called Our Country

British Broadcasting Corporation, BBC, has today shed light on #KOT . It was illuminating how the fierce group conducts its activities.

BBC highlight numerous occasions where #KOT successful knocked down its opponents with the case of #KOTvsUOT being their best example.

Click the link below to see more details about the BBC shinning light on #KOT:

Why #KOT is a force for change and comedy

The world stood still for a moment when Rashid Abdalla sought and found his missing puzzle piece in Lulu Hassan, It was the perfect fairy tale wedding. 

Now two years after the two got married, Lulu Hassan chose to rekindle the blissful moments by sharing a photo of the wedding gown she wore during her wedding day.

You might also want to read: Rashid Abdalla Shares Uncomfortable Details About His Wife Lulu Hassan’s Virginity 
 Here, is a never before seen photo of Lulu Hassan in her wedding gown 

Ever since it emerged that POTUS will be visiting Kenyatta University and not the University of Nairobi who had written requesting him to pay them a visit, so much has been happening between the two institutions.

A face-off ensued when US war planes landed at the Kenyatta University grounds in what was said to be a fieldwork drill on how things will happen in case a need arises.

UoN and KU students have been embroiled in a fierce online battle that has further escalated the otherwise frosty relationship between the institutions which are fighting for capital supremacy in terms of almost everything.

From academic excellence to infrastructural genius to everything, KU and UoN have never been cooked in the same pot. And this is not getting better any time soon after it emerged that Babu Owino’s threatening letter had been binned after hitting headlines and getting President Uhuru raging angrily at the student leader.

While KU and UoN students face each other fiercely over Obama visit, one thing remains a reality for sure: there is life after Obama in Kenya. And a harsh one for that matter.

Obama will come tomorrow, disrupt our normal routines, cost us colossal sums of our tax and later fly out. Kenya, I want to believe, and especially the UoN and KU, will remain the same.

I hear KU are starting their exams come the 27^th of this month. Remember Obama’s visit means much of your time for revision will be wasted on that Sunday afternoon when you are peeping from the fence to see this man who has got even CNN calling Kenya a terror hotbed.

Exams will be gazing at you come Monday morning. Answers booklets will be demanding that you a least scribble something worth on them. Your supervisors won’t allow you to peep through your Mwakenya because you did not read out of the anxiety to see Obama.

To the UoN students, burning and destroying a tree planted by Obama when he visited Kenya as Illinois Senator is so nonsensical. I mean why would an intellectual burn a tree because the man who planted it has refused to visit? That is an intellectual challenge that needs urgent intervention.

Funny enough, Obama is not coming to Kenya to assure graduands and undergraduate students jobs. His mission is one, to do what the people of America demand from him as their leader.

After he is gone, and you are done with your college studies, you will be out here tarmacking. Ask those of us who have left and are out here. Life is not how you view it from inside halls of residence where you roll with someone’s son or daughter in the name of love. It is much different. It is convoluted.

All this fuss about Obama not visiting your campus and visiting yours is just but myopia of the highest order. Get a life. Gerarahia and refocus your future.

Kenya will be the same after Obama. You need a job after this and no one is gonna employ you when you burn a tree that is meant to benefit more and more generations that will study in that camous.

Honestly comrades, get a life. Obama belongs to America.

Comrades, get a life.

CNN aired a report about Obama’s visit to Kenya by being critic of the way our security detail had allegedly leaked sensitive intel regarding the time that POTUS would jet into the country and the time that he would leave on Sunday. According to a not so popular website, Fox News, the information was meant to be kept confidential as a breach in this would possible cause complications. 

 I mean, He is the American president, without doubt the most powerful man on the planet, the leaked itinerary should be the least of his worries, he could even change the time of his visit bank on the leaked intel to be his decoy just in case  someone in the “terror hot bed” was planning an ambush. 

CNN, very sensationally reported: 

The cluelessness of the western Media when it comes to matters Africa is in itself appalling. Kenyans have been mauling CNN on twitter for this blunder. 

Octopizzo did not take this insult lying down, he has given his 2 cents to CNN as: 

octopizzo#SomeoneTellCNN@cnn the only thing we have #HOT in our #Beds is our women, wearing HotPants. Like really you make that’ kinda ish Ur Headlines??? Nkt 

 

#SomeoneTellCNN @cnn the only thing we have #HOT in our #Beds is our women, wearing HotPants. Like really you make that’ kinda ish Ur Headlines??? Nkt #LDPC 8th August #ItsNambaNaneVSeverybodY #Team_Tergat

Gospel artiste fans are usually the best, they are the kind that will buy an album and attend your concerts.

I honestly do not think other artistes are quite as lucky as Gospel artistes since their fans are loyal to their music to the core .But as much as they are loyal, when you turn away from the norm, you will get some serious flack for it.As demonstrated by how Bahati’s fans expressed disappointment following his collabo with two secular artistes, Wyre and Rabbit.

Stephen Kyalo Brathe: I love you, like your music but this round…. WALAI HAPO UMEANZA ZA OVYO. We didn’t we expect this from you. You have lost direction pliz…..Unaeza kosa kuona mahali umekosea lakini sisi ndio fans wako. Ziba UFA mapema. Ndio ujue umekosa!!!! Just wait for it to reach the christian family as whole, media….

Beti Akinyi: Mbona usimbie 2 mungu kutoka kwa heart yako,kama sara k,marehemu kaberere,uenece njeri na wengine wengine wengi,do u knw dt mafans wote kwa page yako mko karibu rika moja na hakuna mtu anaeza kuambia kama unaenda rong cz bado wako wachanga,so wanakudanganya na izo coments zao,plz do the ryt thing wacha izo vishasha na ufanyie Mungu wako kazi kutoka ndani ya moyo wako nae atakubariki,kama uliamua ni God utatumikia thn mtumikie na kama bado haujamua pia useme,uwezi tumikia falme mbili bahati,sasa iyo wimbo yenyu itakua inaleta vina kwa wokovu ama inawatoa,plz jst stop izo vitu unafanya,change plz bahati,na utafute ushauri kwa pastor wako na wakubwa wako,apo penye unaenda sioni ukienda poa,

ay Njeri: I admitt its anice song… when did wyre nd king kaka became gospel artist???? Ironical…where is the gospel industry heading too???? I fail to understand. There are soo many gospel artist out there.. lyk crzly u failed this tym nd u need to do something about it or else… mmmh… i dont know.

Fredd Thuranira Mburuki:bahati i hate you..this is not the way a christian should behave.. kutoa ngoma na secular artists so hii ngoma yako ni secular ama gospel…heri willypaul sasa

Mary Njoki Mwaniki: Huyu kijana amepotea. Artist wa gospel huwezi fanya ngoma na secular. The song could have been better with your fellow xtians. Roundi hii i have second thots abt bahati