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#SomeoneTellKagame: The Rwandan President On The Recieving End Of A Ferocious Backlash From KOT. Find Out Why

 

Kenyans on Twitter famously abbreviated as KOT are known to ferociously roast whoever crosses their path the wrong way. Ask CNN, Ugandans and anybody who has provoked them in one way or the other and they will tell you they are unforgiving when it comes to telling off someone.

Perhaps Rwanda’s Paul Kagame had not seen this or had not had an encounter with any of KOT until today when he decided to provoke an otherwise quiet and peaceful KOT.

It all started with a very rude response from the Rwandese leader to one of Kenyans on twitter who advised him not run for a third term in office so that he could maintain his otherwise impressive legacy.

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Kagame is already considering altering the constitution to allow him to run for a third term.

This greatly shocked majority of Kenyans who saw the tweet and effectively coined the hash tag #SomeoneTellKagame, just like there was #SomeoneTellCNN.

The hash tag is already number one on the trend map with massive trolls towards the Rwandese President.

Here are some of the trolls:

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Former KTN Reporter and Lillian Muli’s ‘Twin‘ Shows Off Her Daughter’s Face For The First Time Ever (Photos)

She rose to prominence thanks to her uncanny resemblance to Lillian Muli.

Coincidentally Charity Kimani also started her career on TV at KTN just like Lillian. But unlike her look-alike, Charity exited the media industry to start her own business. Despite the fact that she left the media, she is still a popular figure in the country and people are still very interested in everything she does. Maybe she should make a grand comeback.

The beautiful former KTN reporter recently revealed the face of her daughter on Social Media, a very beautiful young girl

 

 

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Hakuna Matata Festival (Machakos Edition) LINE-UP

Tick tok… Just 21 more days are left till the biggest gig of the month goes down. The 6th Edition of Hakuna Matata has made every tongue talking.

But why? Hakuna Matata will be held at most sought after location, Machaa. Then the celebrity lined up for the event is another reason why Hakuna Matata is wagging on people’s mouths.

A whopping 7 well-known names in the music scene have confirmed they will be gracing the 6th Edition of Hakuna Matata come 29th of August at Machaa’s People’s Park.

They include:

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#‎CremeDeLaCreme

#‎Raaay

#‎XclusiveDeejay

#‎Deejay_Kace

#‎DjProtege

#‎DjCrossfade

Early bird tickets are still on sale, the sale will be closed on the 31st. Grab yours at ticket sasa: https://www.ticketsasa.com/events/eventdetail/view/1587/hakuna_matata_festival_august_edition_2015

Advance tickets are usually higher priced that early bird. So don’t waste time to grab yours and your comrades’.For more info check; https://www.facebook.com/HakunaMatataFestival?fref=ts

Globe-Trotting Socialite Vera Sidika Lands In Obama’s Backyard (Photos)

Towards the end of last month, Barack Obama visited the country for the first time as POTUS, an event that was characterized by general excitement and beautification of the city.

A few weeks later Vera Sidika has decided to visit Washington D.C and even took time to take photos of the White House calling it bae’s house.

The high-flying fashionista with a jet-setting lifestyle and a host of admirers on social media took to her fan page sharing photos of her journey in Washington D.C .

“My Hotel (The W Hotel Washington) is actually right opposite The White House. How convenient! Just taking a stroll down Bae’s House, White House“she said after adding that “Obama is Bae”

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The Hot Girlfriend To Fallen Tahidi High Actor Posts Poignant Last Message To Her Boyfriend Who Passed Away Recently.Grab Your Tissues, This Will Make You Cry

Information that 20 Year old Tahidi High actor Kevin Rost had passed away after a fatal asthma attack was met with grief from fans, friends and family.

His girlfriend also posted this rather touching message that had us grabbing our tissues

“You were more than a husband to me Kelvin. I loved you so much. I feel am so much in pain loosing you in my life while I could still make fun and jokes home with Eddy planning for travelling and many stuff not knowing we will lose you the next day morning. We miss you so much home with Eddy… we lonely.. I feel I just can’t make it… I hope to see you in another world I loved you…. I miss you. Just can’t explain it… may your soul rest in peace my love we miss you home.” She wrote before adding this “I loved you Kelvin… my love …I miss you. .. we wanted to see more in your life. we tried. to save you but seems God loved you more …I love you”

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Kevin’s girlfriend

See Also:Tragedy Hits The Country As Tahidi High Actor Passes Away (+Photos)

 

Africa’s Biggest Gospel Hit Video is Finally Out

 

The long sabbatical saw the likes of Willy Paul and Bahati securing a niche for themselves and subsequently dominating the game.

But Jimmy Gait wouldn’t allow the two to feast on the cake just by themselves, he is back to reclaim his rightful spot.

The gospel star is once again reverberating across the airwaves thanks to his latest single dubbed ‘Dathima’

You all know Jimmy has a reputation of dropping hits, remember; Muhadhara, Neno Moja, Holy Day, Signature among others?

Well he is back with ‘Dithima’ which is already making folks stand in appreciation. Jimmy surely never disappoints!

The song has been produced by Teddy B. Jimmy Gait has already gifted 5 of his fans with the bikes after dancing to his latest song Dathima, which now has a brand new video and Already the song has been embraced by most radio stations and is already enjoying massive airplay, the video is out people, you need to get it like fast.

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THE CORNER KICK | Why The Battalion Of D-List Singers Who Stormed Nation Centre In Protest Should Be Utterly Ignored

Our forefathers weren’t mad when they reminded us that it is not prudent to force a tired donkey to do something you want done for you. Even when Ballam was too myopic to see God’s angel ahead blocking his donkey from ferrying him to go and curse God’s chosen ones, the donkey was forced to speak, the very first and last case of a donkey addressing a human being with the language they are conversant with.

Forcing food down a throat of an already full kid is just a waste of time and food. They will puke. Forcing yourself into a relationship that the other party is not will to entertain is detrimental.

I would go on and on and on with so many examples but back to my point, I am a raging Kenyan after the bull-crap that went down outside Nation Centre yesterday by a group of D-listers and attention-seekers whose only survival tact is to litter the streets of the capital with placards making a lot of noise with nothing.

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D-listers camping outside Nation Centre

I hear the D-list artistes were demonstrating over the fact that nobody gives a f**k about their irritating, boring, below-bar and unpalatable music.

It is so funny that among the people who took to the streets to protest, none of them has regional recognition, leave alone national reach.

Even funnier enough, established artistes like Sauti Sol, Jaguar, Octopizzo, Avril, Sarah K, Daddy Owen, Wahu, et al were not in this group of individuals forcing themselves into the industry when they know they have nothing to show to the Kenyans.

Media houses don’t make money from poor content and so they will go for content that sells. I mean content that Kenyans prefer. They work under the influence of Kenyans. Personally I would switch stations if I heard or saw one of the D-listers’ music playing. Distasteful.

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Why would anyone who believes in themselves want to force a media station or a DJ to play their songs? Why? If you believe in yourself let your work sell you out there.

It is very appalling and interesting at the same time that after losing their battle with DJs these D-listers are now directing their frustrations at media houses in the name of demanding a 70% pure Kenyan music airplay.

We know the government has put a restriction that at least 60% of Kenyan content should be played in Kenyan media. But our media houses have not adhered to this because most of the music these D-listers release is veeeery pathetic. Perhaps this is why the government is not also moved by this. The government itself knows some artistes are pathetic. And these are the people who went to pitch camp at Nation Centre. Horrible!

D-listers get this: Up your game, no amount of demonstrations and intimidating will force Mzazi Tuva, Kay B, Nzula Makosi, Mwende Macharia, Mbusi, Dj Crème de la Crème, Dj Joe Mfalme and the rest to play your pathetic music. Just up your game. Get out of the D-list zone. Do good music. Dedicate yourself to doing research and produce good work.

Ask Sauti Sol, Elani and the rest and they will tell you for free that they never forced anyone to play their music. Do not be Ballams of these times.

Shame on you D-listers.  

 

Meet The News Anchor That Inspires Lulu Hassan. She Is Not From Citizen TV Though (Photos)

When it comes to matters Swahili news, Citizen TV’s Lulu Hassan is the real deal! She has lured many into watching 7PM news.

The humble Lulu is arguably the best Swahili anchor in the country. She has made so many people want to catch up with ‘Nipashe’.

Despite being the best in the game, Lulu still looks up to someone, a fellow anchor, for inspiration and motivation.

Guess who that will be? It’s none other than NTV’s Jamila Mohamed. Yes, Lulu says the NTV anchor is her mentor.

Jamila is also a Swahili anchor who unlike her Lulu likes to maintain a low profile. The lovely lady is married and has two gorgeous daughters.

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25 Things That Murder Suspect Pastor Ng’ang’a Said On Citizen TV Last Night That Prove That,Truly,Kiingereza Ilikuja Na Meli. Number 5 Is A Killer! Hahaha

 

I must applaud Pastor Ng’ang’a for,despite his total lack of proficiency in communication-leave alone English-he agreed to show up for a National TV showdown and clear his name. But really he just incriminated himself even further.

Unlike the downright illiterate Pastor Kanyari,who bailed out on a Larry Madowo ‪#‎TheTrend‬ interview and sent a very pathetic text message to the studio explaining away his absence,Ng’ang’a actually showed up. Smart move. Trouble is,he showed up with his grammar missing. And memory. And education.

One of the MOST controversial and disgustingly wealthy Kenyan preachers showed up on Citizen TV last night to try and clear the air over his obvious involvement in a fatal car crash that,in an attempt to cover it up,he ended up botching it up so bad the DPP had to review the case and call for a fresh investigation.

After Weeks of dramatic obstruction of justice and claims of hefty bribery and massive cover-ups,it was finally determined that controversial ‘Man Of God’ who has just launched an alcohol-selling hotel in Naivasha,was actually the ONE driving the glitzy Red Range Rover that led to the untimely death of one and the serious injury of her husband.

And after two weeks of hiding from the press and issuing haphazard pulpit threats and satanic-even childish-curses and pronouncements,Ng’ang’a appeared on Citizen TV Last Night with Hussein Mohammed (who he constantly called Huseeini).

Hussein was in his best behavior. And brought his A-game to the table. Ng’ang’a… Not so much.

He bungled up the interview,contradicted himself so pathetically,appeared dazed and robotic,swallowed his words so much,massacred the English language so badly and gave such lame answers that you would have been forgiven to equating the interview to a Kindergarten porridge-initiating festival.

At some point,I didn’t even bother with his trashy answers anymore. Or horrible attempts to cover-up the obvious. I gave up on what he was even saying… And viewed the interview much in the way I watch Churchill Show. Or Jameni.

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In less than 3 minutes,He reduced himself from some pastor intent on clearing his sullied name to some sort of mindless,school dropout comic. And he excelled. Incredibly.

Well,Here are 25 THINGS that Pastor Ng’ang’a Said that TOTALLY PROVED THAT ENGLISH IS NOT EVERYONE’S CUP OF TEA.

Kiingereza,kwa kweli,Ilikuja na Meli….

Check it out. And give this guy some comedy show on Njata TV already!

1. Car is NOT bicycle. If you want to know the owner of a car.. Don’t talk aboutside (the hell is that!!??) eeerr.. Outside…

2. Some boys were take some photos and post them to the Facebook and whatever…

3. It happen that one of the car which cause accident it was there…

4. As a part of director…

5. The person who was driving, I don’t remember his name clear because he is a part of the member who is Mbugua! Waaaah!

6. After this accident,I come to realized that one of the driver or somebody who was that car is a part of my member…

7. I heard that one of the car which was among the car which was in the hotel…

8. You Journalism. You took photo of the day when I was happy in my wedding then you put photo of somebody who is died. Oh Lord!

9. You Journalism! You must come clear! And show the things how it is.

10. You can read,just a minute,you can read on newspaper that I was drunkards

11. Let somebody come and say we drinked with him this bar and this bar and this bar…

12….. That’s why I want where… Where I was drunkard,who I was with him…

13. It’s an example of how people can saw your car…

14. Who said that? By who? By Journalism? The one who put my photo? Hahaha

15. I can’t record all those thousands people in my head…

16. If anybody say I was at Togoni with the Polices…

17. Can I ask you question?

18. Nobody is happy when somebody is dies…

19. Sius me… (Excuse Me)

20. You can read newspaper,they say I say this i say this,who has ask me question?

21. Because the car was among the hotel… I would go as a human… Ngai Fafa!

22. Demon cannot work itself…

23. Some spirit how they got people,how they causes people, and how they misuse people but about to many person….

24. My heart I am not happy of how Journalism are doing to me…

25. Let journalist become profeshonororo (Ok,that’s WHAT I heard… That’s what we all heard)

Bonus…

My children say that I am now a sarambry.. Sarambrities… (Celebrity)

God,Jail this crook already!

 

Party People; Make Way for Southern Comfort ‘Turn up With Colours’ 2nd Edition

 

Taurus Events and Southern Comfort  have come together to bring you one of the most epic party in Nairobi, the ‘Turn Up With Colours’ the second edition, at Persia Resto Pub& Sheesha Lounge, Thika Road Mall on Friday August 14th, 2015 from 9.00 P.M till late

This Epic event will be hosted by none other than the Handsome Kenyan actor and model Nick Mutuma.

Party revelers will be treated to feel good music and drinks courtesy of Southern Comfort.

Entrance is absolutely FREE

Check out the events on their

Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/events/642748129158680/ 

and follow their Twitter account @Tauruseventz and 

Instagram page @Taurusevents1 for more updates. 

 

Awwww! How Fast They Grow! Look At Pilipili’s Gorgeous Daughter Now! She’s Grown! (Photos)

I know Diamond’s daughter is the hottest celebrity toddler in town but baby Kiki equally deserves to be illuminated. She is grown!

She is the reason why Pilipili took a sabbatical. The former music sensation has been so mum ever since he became a daddy. Anywho, family comes first. Hope he will make a comeback though.

The baby girl that was the reason for Pilipili shunning music has now grown inches. The last time she was making headlines she could barely seat on her own.

This time round, the celebrity baby is almost standing on her own ready to run faster than Usain Bolt. Pilipili shared photos of the grown baby Kiki which attracted lot of attention on social media. Mhh! The singer still has traction!

See the photos shared below:

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Rhumba and Ohangla Cultural Experience Tonight With Lady Maureen

Party-goers this is good news for you! Partying starts TONIGHT! Guess where?

There is the new club that is the talk of town. It’s Sky-world lounge at Tom Mboya Street. A homely lounge accentuated by terrific music over ambiance that is to die for.

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Tonight, Lady Moreen, that sexy lady who does Ohangla will be performing with a live band.

You can be there too. How? Make your way after work or whatever is keeping you busy to a night of solemn African Vibe and an exciting mature crowd.

Entrance is Free! See you there.

Check out their FB for more info; https://www.facebook.com/skyworldlounge?fref=ts

and follow them on twitter; @skyworld254

First Lady Margret Kenyatta Makes Her Husband Extremely Proud With This Outfit (Photos)

Uhuru Kenyatta’s son received some serious flack for allegedly being disrespectful to the Ugandan president, Yoweri Museveni.

The young man who is barely out of his teens apparently shook Museveni’s hand instead of bowing,  kneeling down or using both hands while greeting Museveni.

But Today its not Muhoho’s youngest son making headlines, but his wife Maggie Kenyatta who proved to many that she was the belle of the ball is this simple, yet super classy deera.

Doesn’t she look wonderful?

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Imenti Central MP Gideon Mwiti Let Off The Hook As Court Suspends Rape Case Against Him

It was in March this year when Imenti Central MP Gideon Mwiti hit headlines for all the wrong reasons. The legislator had been accused of raping a former journalist in one of his offices in Westlands Nairobi after inviting her for a business meeting.

The MP was accused of colluding with a doctor based in Ngara to conduct a compulsory HIV test to the victim before he allegedly went on to rape her, leaving her with injuries that saw her hospitalized in Nairobi Women’s Hospital.

The case has since dragged on until yesterday when Judge Weldon Korir suspended the case pending hearing of an application by the legislator’s lawyers seeking to bar the Director of Public Prosecutions Keriako Tobiko from prosecuting him.

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Judge Weldon Korir suspended Mwiti’s case pending hearing of an application to stop DPP Keriako Tobiko from prosecuting the MP

According to the MP, evidence against him had been tampered with and he feels he would suffer unjustified trial if the DPP prosecuted him as planned.

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Former journalist recuperating in hospital after allegedly being raped by MP Gideon Mwiti

The case was supposed to commence on the 19th of this month but according to the ruling, it has been suspended until the application is heard.

Mwiti could completely be let off the hook in case the judges that Judge Willy Mutunga will appoint to hear the case rule in his favour.

 

FCA is Back With an Adults Comedy Titled ‘Dirty Sex Money 2’

DIRTY SEXY MONEY 2

28 August at Louis Leakey Auditorium-Nairobi National Museum

In honor of the Late Derrick Amunga who passed on one year ago

Sleazy high school principal in a big mess

Hilarious Suspense thriller on August Fri 28th at 6 & 8pm at Louis Leakey Auditorium-Nairobi National Museum (2 shows only).

STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY

A deadly decision has been made. The lustful and corrupt high school principal must be eliminated. A perfect murder is plotted but perfect plans only exist on paper! Greed is over powering and the murder plan goes awry as everyone is double crossing everyone else as stakes go even higher.

“Dirty sexy money 2” is hilarious suspense drama with twists and turns that will blow your mind and definitely keep you on the edge of your seat from beginning to  the end.

Starring Nick Mutuma, Nice Githinji, Andrew Muthure, Bilal Mwaura Ng’ang’a, May Wairimu and Nickson Kirwa. It is directed by Wangari Gioche and Produced by Abuto Eliud. The production manager is Mbeki Mwalimu while Shem Agunga handles stage management.

Tickets @600/=. Advance tickets on sale at only 500 bob till Thursday August 27th. Mpesa Buy Goods Till Number 811120. Call –0726524124/0728130134, Airtel: 0734524124 or call 0202025811. Email: info@fcakenya.co.ke

Tickets on sale at Alliance Francaise reception, Asanand Music Shop on Moi avenue, 8to8 Mall next to Jazz Bar and Metz Photo Lab, Revlon Plaza, Tubman Rd, Off Kimathi St., Lower ground floor, Next to Bazaar Hse, Opposite Total Petrol Station. Go on, get your ticket today. You will not be disappointed. Treat yourself to a thrilling evening of high quality entertainment.

SPECIAL OFFER: @400 BOB TILL 18TH AUGUST STRICTLY VIA MPESA TILL NO. 811120 OR AIRTEL 0734524124

Caught On Camera: Prezzo Fires A Single Round From His Pistol

Dare mess with Prezzo only if your body is ready to stop a bullet! The bad boy rapper was seen discharging a firearm as if to send a strong message to the likes of Chipukeezy.

Prezzo has long made it known he is a proud owner of a gun. Those who pose a threat to his existence will have to be fast in pulling the trigger.

A while back, Chipu crossed Prezzo’s path at a popular club and what followed was a scene that the small comedian wouldn’t wanted repeated.

Read also: Chipukeezy Beaten Up Silly By Prezzo’s Gun-Toting Crew In Westlands

To all those doubting thomases who thought Prezzo only carries around a gun for the sake of flossing, better think again!

The rapper has the balls to pull a trigger and he has been practicing shooting just to make sure his bullet doesn’t land where he didn’t aim then he releases the trigger.

Watch the clip below:

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What CS Nkaissery Said About Pastor James Ng’ang’a

 

Kenyans have been calling for the arrest and prosecution of Pastor James Ng’ang’a Maina of Neno Evangelism Church after investigations incriminated him in the murder of one Mercy Njeri through reckless driving along the Nakuru-Nairobi highway three weeks ago.

Initially, police officers from Tigoni Police Station were allegedly colluding with the controversial televangelist to cover up for him after it was reported that it was his car that caused the accident.

But after a team was set up to investigate the matter, it was concluded that indeed it was Pastor Ng’ang’a who was driving the car and killed the lady and injured her husband badly.

And as calls to have the preacher prosecuted intensify, CS Nkaissery has chipped in to give his thought on the controversial man of the cloth.

Speaking to journalists outside his offices yesterday, Nkaissery said that his department had done everything needed and forwarded the file to the Director of public Prosecution Keriako Tobiko to pursue a case against the preacher.

Nkaissery said that he hopes justice is served to the deceased and her family and hopes Ng’ang’a will be prosecuted according to the law.

Here is the video courtesy of Citizen TV:

 

Bad English, Pure Lies And… Everything Weird. Pastor Ng’ang’a Badly Embarrasses Himself On A Live TV Interview (Photos+Video)

I can’t believe this controversial man of God is still making headlines. We should be dealing with other issues already. But because this is a very weighty matter, we are bound to talk about it to the bitter end.

Pastor James Ng’ang’a of Neno Evangelism Church along Haile Selassie Avenue for the first time appeared on TV to speak the controversy surrounding him.

We all by now know what has been happening. Mercy Njeri is gone yes, but she deserves justice. And this is the reason why Kenyans are demanding the arrest and prosecution of the televangelist.

Even after police concluded investigations and forwarded their report to DPP Keriako Tobiko to prosecute Pastor for the murder of Mercy Njeri through reckless driving, the man of the cloth appeared on Citizen TV with pure lies and a problem in grammar.

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Hussein Mohammed confronted the preacher with hard and direct questions which he dodged one by one, denying that he ever caused the infamous accident and colluded with some security officers to cover up for him.

Pastor Ng’ang’a denied owning the range rover that caused the accident and even went on to say that he was not at the scene of the accident despite accounts from eye witnesses who claimed they saw him in person at alighting from the car that killed Mercy Njeri and injured her husband.

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Worse still, Ng’ang’a’s lies embarrassed his articulation of words as he fumbled and stumbled with everything he said. He clearly missed the correct grasp of the queen’s language. But we can’t blame him for that. It is not our language after all. I am sure he would express himself much better if it was Njata TV or a Kikuyu interview.

But why is he adamant that he never caused the accident yet investigations have incriminated him? Why is he denying the car yet even KRA has proved it is his?

Is he gonna escape this? Only time will tell. All eyes are on DPP Tobiko as Kenyans wait with baited breath to have justice served to the late Mercy Njeri.

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Kenyans On Twitter (KOT) Poke Fun At Jehovah Wanyonyi’s Death

 

Jehovah Wanyonyi rose to prominence after he audaciously declared that he “Mr Wanyonyi Chemororoch village in Soy constituency” was the one true God.

He led a sect called “Lost Israelites” ,that constituted of about 2,000 followers who were truly lost if they thought that Wanyonyi was God.

You can imagine their shock when he proved to be just a mere mortal after he succumbed to Malaria. Wanyonyi is said kicked the bucket on his way to a hospital in Kitale.

His death has been met by the strangest yet funniest reactions on Twitter, with Twitter users writing this:

PollyPaula @Pollywades: So Jehovah Wanyonyi had 70 or so wives??how..??.n 95 children.basi he was god and solomon at the same time haha.ajiweke mahali pema peponi.

Frankline Nestor @iNestor2014: pressure is too much for Jehovah wanyonyi to resurrect in one day, even Jesus took 3 days, so please remain calm and have faith

Shaffie Weru ‏@ShaffieWeru: #JehovaWanyonyi died of malaria and still his followers believes his a god…The cult leader cant even deal with a Mosquito #KenyasNewKiss

Rutorotich ‏@rutorotich: #jehovawanyonyi ..jehova wanyonyi has gone to be with himself.we loved him but he loved himself more

Kiptoo ‏@Stevekiptoocom:@Ambasaderoliver @collinskmutindi ,am reserving my comment for nowWe’re waiting for #jehovawanyonyi to resurrect,will comment later. Lol

Brian oyuga ‏@brianoyuga:Whats this i hear that Jehovah Wanyonyi has gone to be himself? If true may he lay himself in peace. #jehovawanyonyi

kamasteve ‏@kamaksteve: Jehovah wanyonyi secretly ascends to heaven,its you who gave yourself to us, and you have taken yourself away from us #jehovawanyonyi

bobb synadjyina ‏@synadjyina: #jehovawanyonyi guys wait for three days then critique jehovas sudden persecution by a disease and crucified on bed where he died

Y.O.L.O™ ‏@timmblankx: Rest in peace #JehovaWanyonyi tutaonana baadae. How comes he didn’t save himself ???

Kevine Omollo ‏@Omollokevine:Will God allow his competitor #JehovaWanyonyi into his kingdom?

James Machariah ‏@mashdolski: I will appreciate if @c_nyakundih succeeds jehova wanyonyi.atleast tusimsahau haraka

 

“I Used to Have Bread and Water For Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner!” Kenya’s Youngest Entrepreneur Finally Speaks up on His Journey to the Top

The journey to the top is surely one with many downfalls and disappointments and which many will dread to travel. Ask one Henry Waswa, one of the youngest and promising entrepreneurs we have in the country right now and he’ll tell you that it’s not easy to be rich and successful.

His flashy lifestyle consisting some high end SUV’S, trips to some of the most distinguished destinations in the world and a myriad of bodyguards at only 28 years old has been causing ripples in Western Kenya and we sort out for the entrepreneur to try and seek answers as to how he managed to accumulate such power and wealth at such a tender age.

Well, before we even get down to the nitty gritties, Henry Waswa or Hendrix Waswa as he’s popularly known in Bungoma summarizes his success to 3 things; hard work, persistence and prayer. All of this might seem like a walk in the park but it’s not until you hear his story that you truly come to understand the hustles he has had to endure to make it to the top.

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Having come from a poor background, Henry Waswa made it his mission to be successful. He vowed that he would make it no matter the circumstances and no amount of hardship was going to bring him down in his new found quest. I guess we can learn yet another lesson from that, it definitely all starts in the mind.

It all started somewhere in Sirisia, Bungoma County some 7 years ago after Henry Waswa had just finished High School. Life seemed hopeless at the time and Hendrix Waswa sought the help of an old friend who had set up camp in Mombasa. He decided to take a leap of faith and set out to Mombasa a decision he has never regretted up to now.

 There life was also not a walk in the park as Waswa was forced to do all manner of jobs like washing shoes, cleaning cars just to make ends meet. At some point he was even subjected to only eating bread and water but he didn’t give up. He kept on trying and praying at the same time and one day his God came through for him.

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Through the same friend who had brought him to Mombasa, he managed to secure a loan and that’s how he started a clothing shop. Henry put his all into it and eventually things started to materialize. The shop named Mary Joseph soon became the most sought after shop in Bamburi and before he could even comprehend everything, another idea had struck him. Another lesson Henry Waswa highlights is the constant urge to not being comfortable, he attests the comfort zone as one of the biggest liability facing many people in this country.

He started a fast food joint because he noticed most of his customers always tended to look for food every time they were done shopping. Again that materialized and it bred an even bigger restaurant, MONTENGENE Sports Bar and Restaurant in Mtwapa.

As they say the rest is history and now Henry Waswa is the true definition of a business mogul having invested millions in Entertainment and Real Estate. Now he spends his time instilling the same kind of discipline in many young people while carrying out other forms of philanthropy. For example Henry took it upon himself to take care and educate quite a number of children in Sirisia where he was born and bred.

He has even taken lots of interest in football, brewing and supporting a myriad of football clubs in Bungoma as he believes in also nurturing talent.

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So there you have it, don’t be blinded by the array of sleek cars and bodyguards and forget the sleepless nights and misery it took to acquire them. Take lessons from Waswa and soon you might become the next youngest millionaire this country has to offer. 

Come Sing You Heart Out Tonight With Free #Aqula Cocktails Getting You Going The Whole Night

Russians have finally curved a niche for themselves in the Kenyan liquor industry. As you all know, their products are among the best in the world.

Aqula, Russian finest vodka, is now available at various liquor hotspots in Nairobi. The vodka is infused with Russian recipes and has gone through distillation process that combines the purest of water to create an incredibly smooth, great-tasting vodka with remarkable body and character.

Being a party and drinking Nation, Aqula Vodka is making rounds around hot spots in Nairobi.

Aqula vodka will be turning up the heat at club Fahrenheit in Embakasi, from 7pm till late. You’ll get to hang out with the very talented vocalists as we sip on premium Aqula vodka.

Aqula will be making their way also to Tamasha Hurlighum tonight. Now combine Karaoke and Vodka in one night, epic, right?  Aqula will be giving free shots to every singer, the newcomer singer who finally found the guts to sing in front of a bunch of strangers will get a whole bottle on top of the free shot, the best singer will also get a free bottle. Now this night is not only for the best, even with a croaking voice, you’ll get to walk away with a bottle of Aqula Vodka. That’s not the end of it, shots will be sold at 50/- baab! and bottles at only 800/=.

See you all at Tamasha Hurlinghum

Check their FB for more updates; https://www.facebook.com/AqulaVodka/timeline

Meet The Man Who Dumped Studying A Degree In Law To Pursue Comedy… And The Colossal Sums He Earns From His Dream Job

When you hear him on radio or see him on TV, you would probably think it is one of those guys who fled Abuja and its environments due to the threats of the terrorist group Boko Haram which has denied the West African region peace and harmony.

Everything he does is Nigerian; how he talks, clads, and almost everything is copied from Nigeria. But he is not. In fact he is Kenyan. He is a Kenyan man who dropped out of college where he was taking a degree in Law to pursue what he loved most: comedy.

That was a very drastic and delicate move my brother!

And you know what happens when you do that in Kenya? Massive backlash from the society. Why would one ditch education for comedy? Why would one overlook a degree in law for comedy and antics, honestly?

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This came comedian Dr. Ofweneke’s way when he made this decision. Many discouraged him and told him he couldn’t make it in comedy.

“My journey has been long and tiresome.Many times I felt like giving up,after quiting Law for comedy I still wasnt sure wheather it was the right decision to make in life.Many times i wanted to go back to Law class coz I dint think I wasnt good enough or rather many people made feel like it,” Dr. Ofweneke says.

He then goes on to narrate how defied all odds to become one of the most sought after comedian and MC in the country. Dr. Ofweneke works with Milele FM, Ebru TV, Churchil Show among several other duties.

 

“But deep down a voice told me in a few years guys will celebrate you,many will call you Sir,many lives will be changed thru your story of patience,resilience,hardwork and the desire to make it. I believed and doubted the voice at the same time but 5 years down the line from Vitimbi to Vioja Mahakamani to Kenya Kona Comedy Show, I host a prime time breakfast show on Milele FM ,I host my own tv show on Ebru TV (Niaje Ebru) with another bigger talk show on the pipeline.”

Busted: Popular Blogger Revealed As the Man behind the Private Parts Photo Leak of the High School Girl Busted With Bhangi in Her Underwear

Scandalized Kenyans were all up in arms baying for blood and wielding torches and pitchforks after photos of a scantily dressed high school girl were leaked.

The girl had her dignity callously stripped off and exposed to the whole world when a pervert deemed it fit to leak photos of her private parts to the world. Kenyans demanded that the perpetrators of this odious act be brought to book and exposed.

As they say, you cannot erase a digital footprint and a popular blogger named Wanjohi was the man behind the leak. Wanjohi known to many thanks to his rancid stories and unsavory limericks was exposed by East African Data Handlers as the culprit after the organization carried out a forensic investigation.

Dagitari Wanjohi, used his twitter handle @Wakigogoine to leak the 2 photos of the girl who has come to be known as “bhang-in-underwear girl” .Photos that have been circulated on social media much to the mortification of the poor victim.

East African Data Handlers revealed that the reason they carried out this independent investigation was so as to “aid the law enforcement officers be able to track the original sources of the indecent photos.”

I think the company deserved applause for reigning in the pervert.

Source Nairobi News

First Lady Margaret Kenyatta And Her Uganda Counterpart Go Boat Riding In River Nile (Photos)

President Uhuru Kenyatta and a section of his family are in a 3-day state visit to Uganda, a visit that kicked off two days ago and which has caused a stir on social media already.

As the head of state addressed the Ugandan parliament yesterday, First Lady Margaret Kenyatta was on the hand riding the great L. Victoria and to the Nile  where she got to see the source of the longest River in the world.

River Nile, for those who have forgotten their social studies (call it GHC if you like), is the longest river in the world and empties its contents into the great Mediterranean Sea in Egypt.

That aside, in the company of Uganda’s first lady Janet Museveni, here are some of the exciting photos of their tour of the great Nile.

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Nonini Flaunts 6 Figure Handsome Cheque Safaricom Gave Him (Photo)

The godfather of Genge has banked a six figure cheque thanks to leading telecommunication provider, Safaricom.

When he is not recording music or doing activities to further his music career, Nonini gets engrossed with stuff that contributes positively in the lives of others.

The rapper has been on the forefront championing for the rights of people living with albinism. He even dropped a number of songs just to make sure the message is bold enough for everyone to read.

Mgenge True even started his own foundation, Color Kwa Face, which he uses not only raise awareness about albinism but to also provide albinos with sunscreen lotions, glasses, education among other accessories.

Nonz efforts haven’t gone unrecognized. Safaricom has come forward to give in a major boost in his campaign.

The telecommunication provider handed the genge rapper a cheque worth Kes 404,980 meant to further his good work.

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Fanaka is BACK with an August Edition Hilarious Adults Only Gikuyu Comedy Play

The masters of Gikuyu are back with yet another hilarious comedy

Kenya’s most visible stand-up comedians all perform primarily in Swahili. There are others, however, who stay true to their roots and use their mother’s tongue as their medium of communication

With that in mind, Fanaka Arts will be pulling off yet another edition of Gikuyu night which will be full of laughter.

The play will feature comedy kings Mundu Particular, Njomo Nyathira, Tash Mitambo among others.The play is directed by the Gikuyu Comedy Giant Gitau Mitambo.

The August Edition of the Hilarious Adults Only Gikuyu Comedy Play is titled “RUGA NJITE” and will be going down on from the 13th to 16th August at ALLIANCE FRANCAISE.

THURS 13th at 6:30pm, FRI 14th at 6pm n 8pm, SAT 15th and SUN 16th at 3,6 and 8pm.

Charges 500/=.Call/Mpesa 0724-040777 or Till no. 151303 to book.

Tragedy Hits The Country As Tahidi High Actor Passes Away (+Photos)

The month of August always leave a bad taste in the mouths of many Kenyans and a feeling of dread often engulfs us when August is mentioned.

This is because it’s the dreaded dark month. A month when the worst of tragedies hit the country with the ferocity of a typhoon. It was in August when the 1998 Embassy bombing took place, it was in August when JKIA went up in flames, it was in August when the infamous ‘82 Coup d’état took place and it was August 22, 1978: Kenya’s first President Mzee Jomo Kenyatta passed on.

Yesterday we learnt that Brenda Mulinya and Allan Wanga had lost their loved one and Sudi has lost his wife. Now the acting community is in mourning.

This was after a young man known as Kelvin Muite formerly of Tahidi high succumbed to Asthma at the Mama Lucy Hospital.

Friends, fans and loved ones have streamed to social media to express their grief

MC Zidii: waaaaaah R.I.P bro just meet a month ago and we where working on a project for this year so sad……….can’t believe it so soon you have left now who will cover the gap #‎R.I.P #‎willmeetagain#‎Love254

Johntey Mwash: Rip bro, I’ll always be missing d tymz we together since we were young. May ur soul rest in peace

Kawthar Khan:This month was suppose to b special. This is the worst August ever.. I was to celebrate this month with my friends not to lose them. Pain that I feel can’t b xplained. It hurts so much. Kelvin Rost u will always be in my prayers. We love and miss u. — feeling sad.

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Battle Of The Titans! Diamond Vs Sauti Sol Who Will Reign Supreme Come September 6th?

East Africa’s great, Diamond Platnumz and Kenya’s finest export, Sauti Sol, will lock horns come September 6th to determine who between them has the upper hand.

Ahem! Most will agree currently Diamond is the most sought after artist from the greater East African region.

But there is no monopoly in EA, Sauti Sol are sufficiently present to deny Diamond the complete take-over.

Diamond boasts of a MAMA award so do Sauti Sol, MTV EMA award. Now the flourishing artists have been pitted against each other on the forthcoming Nigeria Entertainment Awards (NEA).

Even though NEA is completely a Nigerian thing, held to honor talent from the populous West African country, it has a category dedicated to other African talent; African Artist of the Year (Non-Nigerian).

A bigger problem again! Diamond and Sauti Sol aren’t the only heavyweights competing in that category.

AKA, Stoneboy, Eddie Kenzo, Sarkodie are some of the big names in the continent that Diamond and Sauti Sol will have to deal with even before they can start thinking of bagging the prize.

Stoneboy? Does that name ring a bell? The Ghanaian dancehall artists who brushed off competition from Wizkid, Fally Ipupa, Yemi Alade, AKA, Sarkodie and Sauti Sol to win BET award, Best International Act: Africa. Yes he is that underdog!

NEA will be taking place on September 6 in New York City. Diamond Vs Sauti Sol, who will carry the day? Or will they both lose?

Blood Thirsty Men Of god? Helicopter Ministries’ Bishop Also Driving A Range Rover Knocks And Kills A Pedestrian

What’s happening with men of cloth? It is that they are being targeted by folks who want to tarnish their names or they are just another bunch of crooks stealing in the name of the Lord?

While Kenyans are still grappling with Pastor James Ng’ang’a of the Neno Evangelism Centre, another controversial preacher has popped bearing the same sin.

Bishop Thomas Wahome Njuguna of Helicopter Ministries has been implicated in another scandalous road accident.

The controversial preacher is said to have caused a road accident near Kihuri Village in Othaya, Nyeri County, which resulted to the death of one Godfrey Mwaniki.

Daily Nation reports Bishop Thomas driving a Range Rover registration number KBX 377D knocked down Mr. Mwaniki on a Wednesday evening June the 24th.

Witnesses say the controversial man of god was speeding when the accident occurred. Police investigated the incident but soon dropped the case at the request of the deceased family.

It’s reported that Mr. Mwaniki decided not to pursue the case after they met the Helicopter bishop.

Credit: Daily Nation

11th August 2015:Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

It’s a cold beautiful Tuesday morning here in the capital, hope you all had a nice sleep! The eighth month of the year is usually jinxed for this country of ours. 11 days into the month and death has already struck entertainment scene twice; Tahidi high actor passed on while Sudi Boy lost his wife! May their soul rest in eternal peace. Brushing that aside, below are the hottest stories on our site this morning:

#1Why President Uhuru’s Son Totally Annoyed Ugandans With His Action In State House Entebbe (Photos)

#2As Swaziland’s King Mswati III Plans To Jet Into Kenya This Week, Here Are His 14 Wives… No.14 Is As Young As… Nothing (Photos)

#3Janet Mbugua Gushes Following Saturday’s Flattering Revelations

#4Octopizzo’s Dazzling Caucasian Wife And Other Hot White Mammies Cause A Fuss At KICC (Photos)

#5How Diamond Is Enjoying Nice Moments With His Newborn Daughter Amid Controversy On Who Sired Her (Photos)

#6After The Viral Obama Letter,Powerful SONU President Babu Owino Writes Yet Another Stern Letter To Kenyan Politicians And The KRA.

#7SAD! ‘Twende’ Hit Maker, Sudi Boy, Loses His Wife!

#8Comedian Sleepy David Goes To Hospital To Mock A Sick Vinnie Chipukeezy (PHOTO)

#9Female Student Does Something At A Public Mall That Proves Everything That Was Said About Nairobi Aviation (Video)

#10New Twist In Birth Of Diamond’s Daughter As Fresh Allegations Emerge Claiming He Did Not Sire The Little Girl After All

 

Here Are 5 Local Kenyan Tv Channels And The Presenters That Make Us Tune In.

Apart from the fact that we all love gossip and information, Kenyans love Tv for other reasons too.  The faces, the fashion, the appeal (underline appeal) . Why do you watch news again? Because a certain person makes you feel you a certain way?  What would make you sit through a news episode with Lillian Muli and not any other random anchor? 

 Citizen TV: 

1. Lillian Muli Kanene. 

2 . Lulu Hassan 

3. Hussein Mohamed

KTN

1.Betty Kyalo 

2.Yvonne Okwaro 

3. Ben Kitili 

NTV

1.Mark Maasai

2. Victoria Rubadiri

3. Jane Ngoiri 

4. Larry Madowo 

K24

1.Karimi Knaust

Ebru Tv

1. Kamene Goro

Kiss Tv 

1.Grace Msalame

What are the other Tv stations in Kenya?

 

Vera Sidika Spots A New ‘Innocent’ Look (Photos)

The queen of socialites is a chameleon changing color to fit in at any given environment. Vera is spotting a whole new different look!

When she is not busy stripping her nemesis who tried denying she was practicing the oldest profession, Vera gets occupied with enhancing her occasional dilapidating beauty.

You know the biological clock is ticking so the queen of socialites doesn’t want to be caught off guard spotting a look that can chase away would-be clients.

So the bleached socialite flew out of the country destination US of A. But it seems she wants to market herself as a whole new brand in the land of milk and honey.

Vera now spots a different look, Americans will certainly mistake her for a naïve fresha without blemish who has won an education visa to study in one of their prestigious institutions of higher learning.

She now dons ‘sophisticated’ glasses like those ones worn by bright students who have studied harder than Leonardo Da Vinci.

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Rapper Kristoff Unleashes His Own High-end Chrysler (Photo)

 

Lanes people! Keep lanes rest you get embarrassed embarrassingly.

Rapper Kristoff is not your ordinary man. If you ever thought he was, it is prudent you start revising your imagination.

Many Kenyan celebrities have caused a stir in town with top class cars. In fact they rival politicians and established business moguls who are known to ride in very expensive cars.

This time round, get outta way coz Kristoff is the latest ninja to cruise around in one of the most exciting cars to ever hit Kenyan roads.

The singer has acquired for himself a brand new Chrysler which he is so proud of. Sharing the photo in one of his social media accounts, Kristoff couldn’t hold but brag about his car.

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Rich Kenyans: This Artist Is Now Driving A Hot Landrover Worth More Than 4 Million Kenyan Shillings.

Rich Kenyans living large are always an inspiration  to the rest of us commoners who are still stuck in the throes of the never-fair food chain.  Kunguru, an artist who has been on and off the music scene is one rich Jamaa. The peculiarity is in the realization that he has still made it to the top by being a banker. 

 Kunguru is best known for his jam “Never let you go” that he did in conjunction with Mr Lenny.   This was before he took a hiatus to concentrate on a lucrative banking career. Clearly, the money is not bad. Kunguru is now driving a top-tier Landrover Discovery HSE Valued at 5 million Kenyan Shillings. 

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“Those Talking Ill About Me Will Die Before Their Time.” Pastor Ng’ang’a Curses Critics

 

The man of god has decided to put his bible aside and choose the most appropriate arsenal that scares off his critics.

When pleading with the media doesn’t work, then shooting empty rounds is the best option to deter the enemy from making advances.

Pastor James Ng’ang’a of Neno Evangelism Centre has resorted to issuing threats to those still linking him to the road accident that claimed the life of a 43-year-old woman.

The controversial man of cloth was alleged to be behind the wheels when a red Range Roger driven on the wrong side of the road smashed a Toyota killing a woman on the spot.

The pastor has long blamed the media for being on a mission of making sure he goes down for a crime he has relentlessly denied he was involved.

Last Friday while addressing his faithful, Pastor Ng’ang’a decided lose his cool on the scandal surrounding him and went on the offensive.

The man of god claims those baying for his blood shall perish before their time and their children will NEVER get married and if they do they shall never see the fruits of their marriage.

““Those who are talking ill of me, I assure them that they will die before their time. Some of them are young children who are not married yet. They will never get married. Some have not yet given birth, and they won’t.”

All this while the congregants chanted ‘Amen’ uncountable time urging their pastor to go on cursing the ‘devil’ for his witch-hunt.

Credit: Daily Nation

 

Nameless Reveals Something You Did Not Know About His Wife And Children

 

Nameless was in London over the weekend for the Kenya Cultural show where he, alongside other Kenyan celebrities like Willy Paul, DJ MO and Size 8 performed.

And then today is his birthday. Wahu Kagwi, his wife of many years, was at hand to send him a sweet Birthday message even as he set off from London to Kenya.

And she revealed she can’t wait to have him around to celebrate him. Yes she did. You doubt? Read:

Well, in return, the veteran singer has revealed what Wahu and his two daughters are to him.Apart from being his wife and daughters, Nameless says:

”and most importantly my wife and Kids for being my rock, my joy and my life! To God be the glory!!!”

The singer said this as he lavished praise on his family after turning yet another year. He then went on to thank everyone who has played an incredible role in his life ever since he hit the studios to release his first song.

To his fans, the media, his colleagues and everyone who has played a part, Nameless said:

“… my fans for supporting me all through my music career, the media for celebrating my achievements and telling my stories, my colleagues for sharing in the victories and struggles and standing united in our dreams for this industry , the djs for playing my music and spreading the music gospel… “

He did not also mince words for his parents and siblings. He talked of them and said a big thank you:

“As I Celebrate my birthday today I just want to thank God for all of you who have made a positive impact in my life… my Family , mum ,Dad my bros and sisters for the unconditional love, my friends for being there through the ups and downs…”

 

Gospel Songstress Lady Bee Has This Message For You…

 

It is almost a year ever since she hit the studios to do once again put her vocal chords into use. The last time she did, she did not disappoint.

After converting from secular music to gospel thanks to the salvation she received after a life ravaged by alcoholism and other non-issue things, Lady Bee discovered one thing finally: there is peace, only, in Jesus Christ. Someone say Amen.

And this explains why her life completely took a new twist for the better, and it seems she is not relenting. Yes, she aint.

This, she has confessed in her latest release which she calls Kila Goti (every knee). N the video, Lady Bee’s message is clear. Everyone must confess that God is Supreme, and so should be worship alone.

The setting of the video  gives it an edge because the background is serene and attractive. Her stylist did not disappoint either. She looks sharp and true and to cap everything, Lady has even used a sign interpreter for those who could miss the message because of one reason or the other.

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#HakunaMatataFestival is Approaching, Quick & Fast! Do You Have Your Tickoz Yet?

 

Tick tok… Just 21 more days are left till the biggest gig of the month goes down. The 6th Edition of Hakuna Matata has made every tongue talking.

But why? Hakuna Matata will be held at most sought after location, Machaa. Then the celebrity lined up for the event is another reason why Hakuna Matata is wagging on people’s mouths.

A whopping 7 well-known names in the music scene have confirmed they will be gracing the 6th Edition of Hakuna Matata come 29th of August at Machaa’s People’s Park.

They include:

#‎H_artTheBand

#‎CremeDeLaCreme

#‎Raaay

#‎XclusiveDeejay

#‎Deejay_Kace

#‎DjProtege

#‎DjCrossfade

Early bird tickets are still on sale, the sale will be closed on the 31st. Grab yours at ticket sasa: https://www.ticketsasa.com/events/eventdetail/view/1587/hakuna_matata_festival_august_edition_2015

Advance tickets are usually higher priced that early bird. So don’t waste time to grab yours and your comrades’.For more info check; https://www.facebook.com/HakunaMatataFestival?fref=ts