Month: August 2015

The head of state alongside his wife and son left the country for Uganda for a three day official visit. But Uhuru’s son is causing ripples in the Banana Republic.

Ugandans are busy talking about President Uhuru’s son, Mohoho, following what happened in State House, Entebbe.

Uganda’s hardcore President, Yoweri Kaguta Museveni, hosted a State Banquet in honor of his Kenyan counterpart at his official residence in Entebbe.

But the meeting between Unye and Sebo isn’t the talk of the nation in the landlocked country, no! It’s Muhoho that’s making headlines in the Banana Republic.

Uganda’s are annoyed by Uhuru’s kin for ‘getting too comfortable’ with their all powerful head of state and government.

Perplexed? A simple handshake between Muhoho and Museveni is what landed the Kenyan youngster in problem.

Sebos and Nyebos say Muhuhu was too casual with their de facto President, they claim Unye’s son ought to have taken a bow, knelt down or used both hands while greeting Museveni, which according to them is what young folks do when they greet an elderly person or those in authority.

Seriously someone need to tell Ugandans we are in 21^st Century! They simply couldn’t find any other topic to talk about?

 

Today morning it was reported that comedian Vinnie Chipukeezy was sick and in hospital where he had been admitted over the weekend. So how do we know it is not one of those pranks that comedians love pulling every now and then? We shall find out soon  enough. 

 Sleepy David visited his his friend in hospital today. He calls him “Bae”- quite a careless tag to call a fellow man in such a homophobic nation- but He is sleepy, a comedian, he can get away with this and more. 

He went ahead to add hashtags to the post #sicknesstings #filterforwho- you know how chics do It? 

It has been a while since we last heard from Nairobi Aviation but thanks the action of a female student, the institution is back on limelight again!

A female student from Nairobi Aviation embarrassed herself thoroughly after she became a victim of ridicule following her action.

Ushamba landed her in trouble when she visited a mall and opted to use an escalator instead of stairs or even the elevator.

The problem was that the lady used wasn’t conversant with how escalators operate so she went on to use one which was supposed to take her down expecting it to take her to the next floor.

Poor lady couldn’t fathom how she was still standing on the same spots despite her relentless efforts to make strides.

While the student was struggling to make her way up, someone was busy filming the scene. A good Samaritan came to her rescue after she sweated her ass and directed her to use the other escalator.

Watch the video below:

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Last week, i was under fire as a result of the controversial rhetoric that I had plastered all over my article about Mollis. Hordes of feminists, she-males (men who act like girls in order to please girls) and tiny bloggers whose titles generate more yawns than clicks were calling for my blood. But because the good Lord loves me so much, I am still here.

So I flew to Kisumu to cool off and conduct some clandestine operations as well. While there I realized one thing: Nairobi is the worst city for Team Mafisi. Kisumu women are kind and receptive, so are women in many other African cities. I have been to Dar Es Salaam, Kampala, Kigali, Lagos, Addis Ababa and these cities all offer better opportunities to smash chics than Nairobi.

I have no problem with the Team Mafisi culture. Man must quench Le Thirst. Nairobi’s environment though, is simply not conducive enough for team mafisi activities, Here’s why:

Moshene mingi

Nairobi residents love moshene. You cannot shag quietly and hope that it just remains your business, Bring a clande to your residential plot and Neighbor A will tell Neighbor B that the chic is not your original girlfriend. Then when your main chic shows up, Neighbor B will tell her just because you don’t great them when you cross paths.

Everyone in Nairobi is into everyone else’s business and that makes it hard for team mafisi culture to thrive. No matter how smart you are, you will eventually get caught just because some idle humans broadcasted your bedroom activities

Options……

Even the chic that looks like McDonald mariga probably has at least five guys yearning to smash. If you make just one mistake with a Nairobi girl, you will be rejected

When you are out at a n event or club, your conversation has to be 100% perfect and 100% politically correct. You can’t say anything that can be remotely construed as offensive, weird, or needy. Once I told a girl that I like “feminine women” and not tomboys and she immediately ditched me as if I farted. In Nairobi the best game is to speak like you’re addressing the press. Any word you say will have repercussions.. And god help you if you utter a lame joke! In one case I was talking to a girl for 30 minutes and had kept the conversation tight enough that we were getting to the kissing stage. Then I made a mediocre joke and she said, “Wow that was corny. I should leave now.” This came from a woman who didn’t say one interesting or funny thing to me all night and thought I would be impressed with her “marketing” job. Nairobi women would absolutely never get laid if they were men.

In other cities though, women are more receptive to men. In a city like Dar es Salaam for example, you can tell a girl you love her like tomatoes and she will laugh and pat you cheekily…..hahaa. Try that in Nairobi and you will be served with a perfectly drafted ‘mscheeew’

Girls think they are cooler than they actually are

In Kisumu or Mombasa you have a bunch of chics who think they are important because they are feminine and beautiful. And that’s acceptable. In Nairobi though you have a bunch of chics who think they are cool because… I don’t know why. This is even worse because instead of trying to impress you with their womanly qualities, they try to impress you with strange accents, name-dropping, or commenting on how “busy” they are.

Girls cockblock more than anywhere else in the world

I rarely see a chic in Nairobi rolling solo, Good luck trying to have a ten minute non-interrupted conversation in a bar or club if her friends are nearby. If they don’t physically pull her away from you then what happens is that a rotating gaggle of women will come to “check up” on her, as if you’re on the verge of shagging her in full view of everyone. And that brings me to my sub-point….

You have to be approved by the “mother hen”

Every social circle of Nairobi chics has an over-jealous, over-protective woman who acts as a leader of the pack. She is the one who tells girls where to go and who to talk to. Apparently this is how she gets power in life since she’s unable to exert the upper hand over men due to her unattractive appearance. If the mother hen doesn’t approve of you then you will not get laid. She can snap her fingers and her minions jump to attention so that they are not excluded from the tribe. Therefore not only do you have to build attraction with the girl you like, but you also have to charm the mother hen to give you permission to just continue the interaction. This is unlike other cities where chics role sole and make their own decisions

Attitudes

The few girls who are pretty have princess attitudes because of all the attention they get from the surplus of desperate men. They benefit from a supply/demand issue. The naturally attractive chics have grown up having their asses kissed their whole lives. So sometimes you have to settle for the weave-donning, make-up reliant girls who only get temporarily beautiful when they go out

Status seekers

Women who live in Nairobi gradually become status chasers, obsessed with what you do and if you’re getting a table at the newest dope club.

First conversation starter is always “What do you do?” Nairobi women are very superficial… they are sizing you up to see how you can benefit them and their career

Adoption Of Feminism.

Feminist basically believe that men should be equal to or below them while still expecting the same men to provide. There is a huge feminist movement rising in Nairobi and chips fungaing a feminist is tougher than tackling Lionel Messi. Even if you chips funga her, you can’t just dump her in a non-loyal way, She will seek every opportunity possible to destroy your life. Cities that are highly feminist tend to destroy hope of finding pleasant and feminine women.

You can identify feminist growth by staying on top of news stories where the latest news of a woman beating up a man is heralded as a momentous human rights victory. You must also understand that for cities without feminism, women have high expectations of men to provide and lead. If you are unable to do this, you may have trouble in non-feminist cities.

Total Population.

It’s no accident that “big city mentality” has come to have negative connotations to team mafisi activities. In a highly populous city, girls will be less friendly, more “busy,” and more hypergamous in their attempt to land one of the many hyper-successful men that you have to compete with. Big city means more options for her hence she won’t tolerate anything negative you do even for a second

Big cities also pose logistical problems and are generally soul draining places that take man far away from his ancestral nature.

Sponsor funded women

There are lots of girls in Nairobi who own iPhones and take taxis to and from work. Good luck trying to chipo these girls. They show more negative behavior than girls who own a utilitarian Android phone. If you can’t spend more than 1K on lunch with her, then you’ll have better luck seducing a mboch or shopkeeper

Nairobi is very expensive

Unless you are a top employee in your company, you can’t treat a girl without feeling apinch in your pocket. Food, drinks, taxis, and lodging are all more expensive than in many major cities here in Kenya and around the world. Do you get any additional value for paying more? Nope, you only get attitude-laden women and intolerable weather.

 You’ve already heard the term and seen conversations around it on social media. Just what is Kukachora? Our curious team sought to find out and it is actually an exciting intitiative.

Kitu Ni Kukachora is a new initiative by Population Service Kenya, that’s geared towards motivating the youth to make better decisions in their lives. Kukachora is a Kenyan sheng word that’s been conjured up to mean ‘make a plan’. This cool word was developed in conjunction with the youth after extensive surveys among target groups on what phrases best represent the call to make a plan. This phrase will make it easy for the youth to relay with the message being conveyed.

As young people, we are prone to making bad decisions all the time. We do plenty of mistakes while chasing peer status, fun and recognition. The aim of this campaign is to help us avoid these mistakes without dropping the fun things about youth life all together. We are sending out a message to all young people to make better choices and avoid risky behaviors that might jeopardize their chances of a better life

Most of us love partying, fashion, sex and sports. That’s fine. The Kitu Ni Kukachora campaign isn’t a call to righteousness. It’s a call to keep doing all the things you love responsibly so as to avoid negative outcomes. You aren’t going to be young forever so you definitely need to plan out your life. You surely don’t want to go into your thirties and forties ailing and without money or a stable career.

So let’s all chora our lives

The major areas to be addressed in this campaign shall include:

1. Education
2. Health
3. Economic opportunities
4. Mass media
5. Information technology
6. Sports and recreation
7. Music and entertainment

There shall be no stern lectures or horrific warnings. A young person’s mind is known to shut out messages that ‘talk at’ them rather than ‘talk to‘ them. This is a friendly platform that will incorporate the opinions and contribute the opinions of everyone in order to create a better society. We are glad to have you all on board.

So, umechora aje life yako? Umejipanga kimaisha? Share your plan with us and let’s discuss ways to empower ourselves.

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The first and only Kenyan playing in the world’s most prestigious and most televised football league has won the love of white fans who can’t get enough of him.

Victor Mugubi Wanyama is once again making headlines in the UK. Remember the last time he was on the spot after he wore a shirt with the confederate flag.

See also: Victor Wanyama Causes Controversy with His Latest Outfit…Even Dennis Oliech’s Skirt Was Not This Controversial

This time round the Southampton defensive midfielder-cum-Harambee Stars captain is making headlines for all the good reasons.

Southampton fans stormed an entertainment hotspot to dedicate a song to the Kenyan international. The enthusiasts were singing Victor’s name as they danced all over.

It seems Victor has gotten to the hearts of the English with almost the same intensity just like Obama did with Kenyans!

Watch the video below:

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Harambee Stars footballer Allan Wanga and her wife, NTV’s Brenda Wanga, are mourning the passing on of their mother.

The mother of the footballer, who recently landed a deal with Tanzania’s Azam football club, passed on on Sunday.

Allan broke the news through one of his social media accounts. He said:

“Your last smile, you promised me that all was going to be fine…RIP mummy”

Allan flew from Tanzania to see his ailing mother but she succumbed to her long illness.

2015 has not been a good year for the footballer and her wife Brenda as they were recently involved in a road accident when their car veered off the road and overturned as they left Naivasha for Nairobi after a family outing.

Luckily, they all escaped unhurt.

Ghafla! Kenya sends condolences to the family, friends and relatives.

The most polygamous leader in the continent is coming to Kenya, according to reports. King Mswati III of Swaziland remains the most controversial leader the continent has ever had when it comes to matters marriage and polygamy.

See also: Africa’s Most Polygamous Leader To Jet Into The Country Tomorrow

He has 14 wives to his name today and he is still going. He is expected to have more because this is what he does every year. He marries every year.

And as we brace ourselves to host this man who marries even the 18-year olds, her are his 14 wives, from the eldest to the youngest:

Ritual wife #1 – Inkhosikati (Queen) LaMatsebula: “The Great Wife”

 

Ritual wife #2: Inkhosikati LaMotsa: “La Madone”

 

Wife #3: Inkhosikati LaMbikiza, née Sibonelo Mngomezulu: “The Gospel Singer” (Born: 1969. Married: 1986)

 

Wife #4: Inkhosikati LaNgangaza, née Carol Dlamini: “The advocate” (Married: 1987)

 

Wife #5: Inkhosikati LaHwala, née Putsoana Hwala: “The Wanted” (Born: 1974)

Wife #6: Inkhosikati LaMagwaza, née Delisa Magwaza: “The Artist” (Born: 1974.Married: 1993)

Wife #7: Inkhosikati LaMasango, née Senteni Masango: “The High-School dropout” (Born: 1981. Married: 2000)

Wife #8: Inkhosikati LaGija, née Angela Dlamini: “The Runaway Spouse” (Born: 1979. Married: 2002)

Wife #9: Inkhosikati LaMagongo, née Nontsetselo Magongo: “The Favorite” (Born: 1985. Married: 2002)

 

 

Far right.

Wife #10: Inkhosikati LaMahlangu, née Zena Soraya Mahlangu: “The One That Couldn’t Get Away” (Born: 1984. Married: 2002)

 

Wife #11: Inkhosikati LaNtentesa, née Noliqhwa Ayanda Ntentesa: “The Fixer” (Born: 1981. Married: 2005)

 

Wife #12: Inkhosikati LaDube, née Nothando Dube: “The Double-Dealer” (Born: 1987. Married: 2005)

 

Wife #13: Inkhosikati LaNkambule, née Phindile Nkambule: “The Young And The Restless”(Born: 1990. Married: 2007)

 

Wife #14: Sindiswa Dlamini, “The Liphovela” (Born: 1995. Married: 2013)

 

It is been three or so weeks of intense speculation over the fate of the self-proclaimed God of the Lost Israelites sect that has its base along the border of Uasin Gishu and Kakamega borders.

Jehovah Wanyonyi started hitting headlines three weeks ago when he disappeared without a trace as his family harassed whoever went to his compound to inquire about his whereabouts.

While speculation was high that the god had died, family spokesman Eliab Masinde came out to refute the claims, saying that their leader is hospitalized in a hospital in Nairobi and will be well soon.

See also: This Is Where ‘God’ Jehovah Wanyonyi Is…

However, The Standard now authoritatively reports that Jehovah Wanyonyi is dead!.

The self-proclaimed god is believed to have died on July 18 and his family is said to have gone for a burial permit from the area chief the following day.

“The family came to me for a burial permit after they claimed that Jehova Wanyonyi succumbed to illness on his way to Cherangany Nursing Home in Kitale town,” Kipsomba Chief Daniel Busienei told The Standard.

According to the chief, the hospital where Jehovah Wanyonyi ‘s body was being preserved demanded a burial permit which the family had to obtain from the chief.

“I told my assistant chief to issue them with a permit to allow the deceased family to lay him to rest,” Busienei is quoted as saying.

Assistant Chief Paul Bett confirmed to the Standard that he indeed issued a burial permit to the family on July 19, a day after the god is said to have died.

Jehovah Wanyonyi’s family is, however, maintaining that their God is still alive and no one should claim that he is dead.

Jehovah Wanyonyi had more than 70 wives and 95 children.

 

The most controversial and arguably the most polygamous African leader is jetting into the country tomorrow Tuesday 11.

 

I am talking of this man who marries every year where naked most beautiful ladies are paraded in front of him and all he does is just point at the most exciting one and she immediately becomes his wife.

Well, this is none other than Swaziland’s King Mswati III.

 

Celebrity scuttlebutt has it that Mswati is set to jet into the country, reason being… no one knows exactly.

Is he here to get his 15^th wife? I don’t want to imagine that. I want to believe he is coming to see President Uhuru Kenyatta. Marrying a Kenyan girl is a non-issue for us, after all.

King Mswati III is infamously known for living a wondrous lifestyle as his electorate live in abjection and poverty, with women not given any right.

 

He wrote the Obama letter that went viral… Not for it’s sober content but rather astonishing style and ingredients. And now,sedial letter-writer Babu Owino is back in the pen game. And this time… With a letter that is much more serious,urgent and stern.

Lately,there appears to be concerted fishy efforts to eradicate the Keroche Breweries and to drive Mama Keroche,Tabitha Karanja out of business.

It seems Kenyans aren’t done with Cable News Network (CNN), not yet! The global broadcaster is back on Kenyan radar once again!

Do I need to remind you what CNN did to Kenya? Anywho, the opinionated station decided to baptize the 254 a ‘hotbed of terror’ some few hours prior to Potus’ arrival.

Their despicable action gave birth to #‎SomeoneTellCNN which Kenyans used to launch a salvo of itchy insults to the American-owned broadcaster.

Three weeks down the line, CNN is still being lynched for their slur. Former radio queen, Ciku Muiruri, opened a new front to mock the station.

Ciku action followed Kenya Tourism Board (KTB) decision to suspend an advertising deal worth millions with CNN following their action.

KTB had engaged CNN in an advertising campaign meant to heap praise on Kenya which was targeting America, Europe, Asia and Africa. But since CNN went on to defecate on the country, KTB opted to suspend to campaign.

Upon learning of KTB action, Ciku decided to mock the American broadcaster telling them Kenya doesn’t give its money to people who don’t get their facts right.

Her action sparked a heated debate on social media with two forces arguing whether it was Kenya or CNN who was to lose at long run.

 She is perhaps the most valuable asset Royal media has in its possession. The eye candy has been rated HIGHLY among movers and shakers of this country.

Janet Mbugua’s beauty has earned her admiration yes, but it’s is her hard work that has set her apart. A woman that so many look up to.

This is so true since the Citizen TV anchor was on the list of Top 40 under 40 women that stand to be recognized for what they do in their respective field of professionalism.

The list was compiled by Business Daily and published last Saturday, it has done this for the past six years now. It’s readers who nominate women under the age of 40 who they think made significant achievement in society.

Judges then embark on the hard task of sampling the thousands of nominees and coming up with only 40 of the best.

Upon learning she was featured on the coveted list, Janet went into a meltdown citing Christ to being behind her success.

She IMMENSELY thanked her fans for nominating her and above all, believing in her.

“Thank you to those who continue to believe in me because you make my journey a beautiful one.”

 

What a weekend it has been! The action is back in full swing, football lovers know what am talking about. EPL is back, Arsenal started the league on a wrong foot while it was all glory for the mighty Manchester United. Soccer aside, below are the trendy items on our site this Monday morning:

#1After Getting Stripped And Searched And Her Private Photos Circulated On Social Media, Woes Of The School Girl Busted With Bhangi In Her Underwear Deepen

#2Robert Alai Throws In His Two Cents On Mollis

#3Kenyan Celebrities Viciously Condemn ‘Mollis’ .This Is Why

#4The Sorry State Of Raphael Tuju’s Estranged Wife. This Is What She Does For A Living

#5For All Of You Who Think That Mollis Is A Bedroom Hero,Here Are 6 Solid Reasons Why He’s Not! This Is What REAL Bedroom Heroes Do.

#6Drama as a Man in Savagely Beaten To a Pulp in the Streets of Nairobi (WARNING: Extremely Graphic Images)

#7Etemesi’s Tales | Sex With A Lecturer

#8Socialite Beef: Vera Sidika Ferociously Bashes Huddah Monroe Again

#9President Uhuru Captured Wearing Bulletproof Vest In State House (Photos)

#10Ciku Muiruri Demands Justice For Student Pictured Clothless By Police Officers

Earlier this year we obtained evidence that J Blessing’s company Link Video Global was unable to pay is debtors and had shut down operations.

However we erroneously equated the insolvency of Link Video to J Blessing being personally broke. The previous story has been changed to reflect the fact while Link Video is currently inactive and cannot pay is bills, J Blessing himself, as a separate entity from the company, is not necessarily broke.

After attempting to expose Boniface Mwangi,who it has been suggested many times before gets paid to engage in the bare-knuckles Street activism he’s famous for,a section of Alai’s followers aren’t really buying his story.

It is said that if you live in a glass house,you never throw stones. But clearly,that’s a saying that Alai has never heard of. Or chooses to ignore.

 

I guess we should dedicate our Sundays to Alai and Boniface. Sundays are supposed to be the days we all chill out,take our kids out and remember God. But not for Boniface and Alai… Last Sunday they kicked up Twitter/Facebook storms with their Gor Mahia utterances and today,the two musketeers are at it again.

Just when you were wondering how you’re going to pull through such a cold and boring day,TheLord,for whom the day is dedicated,decides to bless you with a little storm. And boy,is it entertaining.

Fresh from posting nothing worth reporting or dropping a jaw over,Robert Alai has just taken to Facebook to mercilessly dig into his pal-cum-rival in a manner not so uncharacteristic of him.

Robert’s bile seem to have been informed by a very strange phenomenon.. Moses Kuria.

 

Boniface Mwangi

After Mwangi did that Kuria commentary on Facebook,which ultimately went viral,attacking Moses Kuria and football fans for deifying a known hate-speech defaulter and a seasoned political-crimes perpetrator,Alai felt that the attack was aimed at him albeit subtly.

Last Sunday,Robert Alai and Moses Kuria found themselves in some rather unusual waters after they were both forced to bury their hatchets and fly together to Dar to support Gor Mahia.

Boniface took issue with the fact that Kenyan football fans were now celebrating Kuria,who has infamously called for the hacking to death of some political opponents, just because he had contributed some measly 200k for the team. And carried some 500k too from the DP Ruto.

According to Alai,what Kuria did was applaudable and highly commendable. But according to Boniface Kuria still remains a CRIMINAL and that Kenyans should not be fooled by some hundreds of thousands of shillings which is our money anyway.

A Pandora’s Box was opened. And Alai has replied this morning…

Taking to Facebook,Alai has terribly tore into Boniface.Calling him out,questioning his motives,equating him to Moses Kuria himself,defending football,questioning Boniface’s source of funding and trashing PAWA 254 which is Mwangi’s hub of creativity and social activism.

And then all hell broke loose… Very fuckin’ loose.

Check out Alai’s tirade. And follow this link for more of the drama.

Who knew this day would turn out to be so interesting? And it’s not even 3pm yet!

Hooray!

 

 

Kendagor Obadiah Citizen TVs political reporter joins the growing list of Kenyan media stars to tie the knot this year.
Kendagor walked down the aisle with his long time fiancee Antonella Kakuko in a colourful wedding held in his home town Kapenguria that saw other media personalities and colleagues grace the occasion. 
The middle aged reporter who dumped the struggling KBC for the money bag Citizen is a respected journalist who is able to report fluently in both Swahili and English.

He becomes the latest after Mohamed Hussein and Janet Mbugua.

Ghafla team wishes Kendagor all the best in his new life.

 

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For the last two days or so,the Internet was set ablaze by a sickening voyeuristic video that spread like slum fire across the nation. I don’t even know,to this minute,where the video came from,from what era it was recorded and who were the protagonists. But one thing is for sure ; That was the most gut-wrenching audio clip I’ve listened to since January 2015.

For those not in the know,‪#‎Mollis‬ is a hash tag that started trending around Wednesday and immediately blew up Twitter. Competing for the top slot for the number one trending topic with the likes of ‪#‎ArrestPastorNganga‬ and even some really sober topics about grand corruption in Kenya and the KQ mess,#Mollis quickly rose to the top… And eclipsed every other trending topic and emerge not just the number one trend but also to stay in the countdown 72 hours down the line.

In that audio,you could hear the cries and lamentations of a devastated young naive woman who,clearly was being forced into sex and who had had enough of the ordeal and was desperately begging her man-or tormentor-to let her go and immediately halt the sex.

The poor woman’s voice was faint and frantic,you can hear she’s totally tired and exasperated… You can hear she’s dying to be let go and that she is almost losing it.

But despite her cries and repeated calls asking her sexual partner,the now-popular Mollis,to stop having sex with her as she’s had enough and that she’s ‘surrendered’,Mollis, ever the beast,hears none of that. He still pounds her even harder. And just when you thought he’s finally given in to her pleas and stopped molesting her,he goes at it again. And you can hear the familiar bed din as he pounds her harder complete with all the sexual intercourse noises.

It’s a disturbing audio. And downright chilling.

And no matter how hilarious it,to some extent,is, the urge to laugh is drowned by the seriously inhuman way this whole sex activity is being carried out. And instead of laughing,I was filled with pity. For this poor woman.

I was appalled that many Kenyan men found so much amusement in something so emotionally disturbing. I was further appalled to watch the‪ #‎Memes‬ that were created in celebration of #Mollis’ sexual prowess. Mollis was roundly praised and hailed as a bedroom beast. And articles were even written celebrating him and hailing him as a bedroom legend and hero. Sick.

I don’t think the poor lady was being raped and thus,I will not join the bandwagon that has construed the whole audio as rape. I do,however,think that the woman was NOT in the mood or moment. Or maybe that she was initially in the mood but had had enough and that it was no longer pleasurable but downright painful and torturous.

Many men now think that Mollis is a Hero. Or the REAL BEDROOM BEAST. Men who include serial chauvinist and regularly sexist blogger Robert Alai…He’s being hailed and hallowed for pumping the girl in such a legendary fashion.

And I call BULLSHIT!

Real bedroom BEASTS know better… And act better. Mollis CANNOT be a hero. Not with the heartless manner with which he ploughed that poor girl. He’s NOT a Beast. Or Hero. But a sick,soulless scoundrel. And here’s WHY:

1. REAL BEDROOM HEROES DON’T USE ABUSIVE,UNCOUTH AND INTIMIDATING LANGUAGE ON THEIR PARTNERS… 
If you listen to the audio clip keenly,and focus on especially Mollis himself and not the girl,you will hear him,especially at the start of the audio,using abusive and callous words to the girl. He’s rude,uncouth,egocentric and abusive to her even when it’s unnecessary. Mollis doesn’t know that you can give a girl the BEST sex session ever without having to rudely interrupt her,retort at her,conclude her statements with dirty puns and even threaten her. This mad fool carried out his whole maddening trade while totally lacking respect for the girl at the same time. No REAL MAN does that. Or reduces his woman to a sorry object of verbal abuse like Morris so shamelessly did. Alai,you heard that!!?

2. REAL MEN ARE NOT SELFISH 
Real bedroom heroes and legends and Casanovas need more than just stamina to deserve the title. And to earn bedroom respect. They also need some serious human component; Selflessness. And Mollis,from the audio,can be easily translated as the most selfish bastard alive. To him,the sex session was ALL ABOUT HIM. Not once about them. Or the girl. Her feelings and thoughts were disregarded throughout. What she wanted or needed didn’t make sense to Mollis. Her feelings and emotions were the LAST thing he cared about. It was all about him. And his sick desire to orgasm. He used her. Straight and simple. Bastard.

3. REAL BEDROOM HEROES DON’T RECORD THEIR ACTIVITIES... 
What is there to be celebrated in a man who probably recorded this whole sexual ordeal just to play it over and over to himself or his voyeuristic friends and glee over it? Instead of concentrating on pleasing his woman and giving her a moment she won’t forget,instead of shutting the World away and pleasuring his catch like all heroes do,concentrating ONLY on her and her satisfaction,he reduced what would otherwise have been a great lovemaking session by turning it into an amateur audio pornography shooting session. Hero my ass!

4. REAL MEN ARE SENSITIVE…. 
Throughout this totally disturbing sex Madness,all that stands out is the poor girl’s desperate cries and distressed mourns-not moans. Instead of the girl moaning in pleasure and letting out the typical bedroom noises that are made by ALL women that are enjoying sex and having the greatest time of their lives,this girl can be heard almost crying herself dead throughout the whole session. She is sad and emotionally disturbed and bereft of breathe. She pleads and begs and prays to be let go. He still cannot. Such a heartless prick! He is 100% insensitive. And unperturbed. Oh,what a classic hero.

5. REAL BEDROOM LEGENDS DON’T GO FOR NAIVE,VULNERABLE AND INEXPERIENCED GIRLS… 
Mollis,who he wants us to think that he’s a hero and a legend,did the shameless cowardly act of going for a young,naive and vulnerable girl. From her cries to her voice to her choice of words and disposition,it’s very easy to tell the girl’s age. And social /mental status. You can tell she’s a young woman… An inexperienced woman… A naive girl and a village girl with probably very little exposure and education. Which LEGEND goes for such a weak weak thing!!? Real bedroom heroes go for women of their stature. Real mature legends don’t prey on the weaklings. They go for the best in the bedroom game. That’s why LIONS don’t eat squirrels.

6. REAL BEDROOM HEROES DRIVE THEIR WOMEN CRAZY IN ECSTASY… NOT TRAUMATIZE THEM. 
What Morris simply did was to TRAUMATIZE the poor girl. Nothing else. That was NOT even sex. That was emotional trauma. That was torture. That was worse than a World-War Era concentration camp… That was heartlessness at its grossest best. He pumped fear into her. And much consternation. You could hear it in her frail voice,frantic cries and befuddled mind state. He reduced her from a human to a zombie. He wasn’t pleasuring her… He was driving her insane. Real bedroom heroes drive their women wild with ecstasy and unbridled pleasure. Real bedroom heroes make their women want to come back for more… And more… And more… Would the girl in that audio want to come back for more!!?

Everyone calling this dirty trash a LEGENDARY LOVE MAKER should beat it! And apologize to real gentlemen who can actually drive a girl wild with the BEST,LONGEST sex ever! Mind-blowing sex…Passionate sex.. Real sex. Human sex. Mutual sex.

What Mollis did does not even deserve a name. It was beyond comprehension. And that Mollis thug is beneath human.

Scarred.

I should also join that bandwagon and quip “Pesa ni sabuni ya roho” Clearly, the poor guy who said that  money cannot buy happiness did not have enough of it. 

 Today, scrolling on  social media, I came across a photo of Kenya’s richest songstress back in the her poor days, she had on a pair of low end sandal, a hungry look (probably for success) and an attitude to go with it. But seriously look at that skirt and top, then the belt. lol Are you encouraged? 

She still has a thing for white, look at the top on the right, and her love for white shoes? Or just anything white? Rememeber she has a whitev Range rover. So we can all conclude that it is her favorite color. 

 

Yesterday I was shocked after someone Whatsapped me a picture of a half dressed girl who had been humiliated after officers found marijuana in her underwear.

The high school girl’s private parts had been exposed for the world to see and I wondered out loud, “Why would a grown up take such a humiliating photo of an underage girl and hare it on social media?”

A picture that was so disturbing that I delete it promptly. Unfortunately, this girl’s humiliating picture was published by a local daily, making front-page news. An issue that has caused further outrage.

As Nairobi News reports, the girl’s ordeal is far from over as today she was hauled into a court to face charges of drug possession.

The student from Kanyama Secondary School in Nyeri County was captured alongside others after their bus was intercepted after emerged those in it were drinking, having coitus and smoking bhang.

She was arraigned in Baricho Court in Kirinyaga County, where she pleaded guilty to the charges claiming that she was hiding the drugs for a friend.

The principal Magistrate, Evans Keago then ordered that the 18 year old form four student remained in custody till the hearing on August 11.

 

Gloria Muliro did as a matter of fact, learn the musical art from the Don himself.  Eric Omba, a music producer who has made an a musical empire called “Spotlight Media” a production house that has been instrumental in the career of major artists. Bahati, Willy Paul and most remarkably, Glorial Muliro . 

 Eric Omba has outdone himself in a brand new track that speaks of “Uvumilivu” which can be translated to

”endurance”, “persistence”. The colorful track done in the characteristic ‘Lingala’ style speaks volumes about the man who still hopes that the winds of change will turn in his favor and bring back the only love of his life, Gloria Muliro. 

You can watch the Video below: 

He has featured his daughter, Terry Wambui, a mellow voiced newbie who nevertheless sounds like the next big project.  It will be interesting to see how this plays out.  But on the reals though, the song is better than a love song. 

 

A few weeks ago, Italian Prime Minister caused a stir in the capital and the world over after he was captured wearing a bulletproof vest when he visited state house to have talks with President Uhuru Kenyatta.

The incident angered a section of Kenyans who felt the PM was undermining state house and President Uhuru Kenyatta, but Italy explained later that it was because of the tight schedule.

Until today, we have believed that the PM showed some disrespect.

But alas! Security starts with you. That is what President Uhuru has always stressed to Kenyans. And so this latest incident shows that he means what he says.

The head of State was also pictured wearing a bulletproof vest as he hosted high school students at state house.

Probably his schedule was tight too. Here are the photos: