A few Kenyan celebrities have gained the unsavory reputation of ‘feeling sweet’ when approached by fans.
Others walk hurriedly past their fans, eyes hidden behind gargantuan sunglasses ignoring the waving hands and wide eager eyes. But Wyre says he is not about that life.
“I take the attention positively. It feels like you have not wasted time in the studio.” he says on fans appreciating him passionately.
“The fact that someone says that they love your music and ask for an autograph, you feel appreciated. That’s I would never turn down an autograph because that is someone who you have actually impacted their life positively with your music. And the gratitude you can show is at least sign that autograph .I’m not the kind of guy who would ‘snob’ you because you came to say hi.” he says.
Hmm…that kind of attitude is the reason Wyre has managed to stay at the top of his game, he knows the value of his fans and appreciates them accordingly.
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He’s as crazy as they come. Kanye West crazy. But without the legitimacy. And the money. And the million-dollar wife. Willy would campaign on a platform of Swag and Leather pants. He’d visit all slums disturbing his music CDs. And he’d have akina DJ Mo as his Campaign financiers. He’d call his opponents ‘Mahaters’ and take selfies with all the women in Mathare. But just like his sponsors,all his supporters would ditch him the last minute. And then he’d have to take to Facebook to lament. And ask God for direction. Honorable style.
He’s the Face Of Sauti Sol. And that taaallll jamaa who had the audacity to casually hang onto Uhuru Kenyatta and POTUS after performing for them at State House. Bien Aime,who is also said to be a ladies favorite,would bank on the many female voters in Kenya. In a party known as CCBM which would mean Chama Cha Bien Na Madame. Bien’s slogan would be ‘Bien Na Warembo’ and he’d visit all women-related events to sell his vision… That is,stripper clubs,ladies night events,vikundi vya wamama,KWFT, FIDA and pretty much any other women only organization or meeting.
Ringtone has already vied for a political seat before. And lost terribly. Just like he lost his mojo. And everything else in between. Ringtone,undeterred,would still be interested in pursuing the highest political office. Not because he can lead. But because he has more money than he knows what to do with it. Needless to say,Ringtone’s candidacy would flop so badly he would end up with 13 shillings in his bank account. And 75 campaign staff waiting to be paid. And then he’d go back to torturing us with music. Poor chap.
This is the Instagram bombshell who splits her time between posing naked and rapping. And after Kanye West admitted to have been stoned just before hitting the stage,Noti Flow would not be soooo outrageous were she to announce that she wanted to vie for President. Noti Flow smokes more Marijuana than the while Bob Marley clan combined. She pretty much lives in a weed farm. And just like Kanye,she’s never afraid to catch flak. Or be on the news… However negatively. Her bid for Presidency,just like most of what she does,would go nowhere anyway. And then she’d go back to posing naked on Instagram. And reminding us to mind our business. OK.
Even before Kanye West,and I seriously mean BEFORE Kanye West,Jackson Makini had already seen himself as a President hence the name Prezzo. Prezzo,who is said to be filthy rich-and generally filthy too-would be an awesome choice. He’s already represented the Country on a Pan-African level (BBA) and already thinks he’s a President of his own little World. Prezzo,who also is said to be an avid lover of the herb,would name his party WKNW which would be short form for ‘Wapigaji Kura Nawapenda Wo’. Prezzo would use this ticket to tour the Country and sell his-mostly blurred-vision. His party symbol would be a gold chain. And party slogan,Naleta Action.
Now that corruption has failed… How about fighting it with a slogan,‘Nitawamoooda!??‘ Shaniqwa would vie on a platform of change (Yaawwwn) and basically harassing all political opponents. Using her weave,horrendous makeup,rough edges and invincible spirit,Shaniqwa would surely streamline this country so much we’d never want her to leave power. Trouble is,she’d change the Constitution so many times she’d finally have to rewrite it alone. In her bedroom. And then be president for life. And then start a war with Uganda. And Tanzania. And Ethiopia. And then we’re all screwed. And expelled from the U.N.
